Starcarvedvoid - Fucked Up Creature

nonhuman /srs

me: you're the only one that truly gets me

the raccoon stuck upside down under my porch:

Hello, my name is Erik.

I’m a cat.

No, wait-

I’m your Phantom of the Litterbox.

Cryptid of the Day: Giant Ants

Description: Greek historian Herodotus reported stories of fox-sized ants in the deserts of Persia around 484-425 BC. Giant ants have also been reported in China’s Yangtze Valley in around the 1st century. It theorizes that what people saw back then was just red marmots. 

These are the official genders btw:

• black cat with 3+ eyes

• fresno nightcrawler

• mothman

• [redacted]

• not deer

Remember when you smiled right to my face? As all my little tears of oxalate They made a shape, revealed a snake Now I'm stop-drop rollin' over all your jokes Every time you tell a lie, I'm prayin' that you choke, Should've listened to the signs and the horoscope, Hope you never cope, hope you slip on soap, Crack your head like an egg, wanna see the yolk, You were such a hoax No, I never knew what it meant What it meant to be content with you Everything I expressed, I professed It never quite made it through Said it's all in my head, all in my head Whenever I spoke my truth No, I won't defend you to all my friends This time I refuse If you bite my hand again I will never feed you, you can call me evil Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited, Took me way too long to put this to bed Lovin you was lethal, guess that makes me evil.

-Evil - Melanie Martinez

This. This is a banger if you're a cryptid bitch like me fuck me up Cosmo Sheldrake.

thinking about whale falls

(inspired by the work of @catadromously )

all sorts of echoes in these caverns