Magic can theoretically be used by anyone but it takes years of meditation and weaving past the fabric of the self and burrowing into the soul of the universe to cast even the most basic spells so where did this farm boy from the back ass of nowhere find the time to learn how to cast fireball
What? Huh? You want me to stop? Sorry my ears don't work too good and I can't hear you over the wet slapping. The fish? You don't like it when I hit you with the fish? Why?
Going to the aquarium wearing a shirt that says "I EAT SEA CREATURES WHEN AQUARIUM STAFF ISN'T LOOKING"
âthey were flirting with youâ and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
1999 few doodles bc i don't know what's harder, to draw the hex or to get my drifter a date (soon)
Yeah the romance in Warframe 1999 is great and all but fuck have you considered the lore we are getting? And I by that I mean, actually having character motivations and exploration centre stage and explored in depth, followed by total fucking clownery tidbits. The absolute bullshit and shenanigans we are getting alongside some of the most heart wrenching reframings of the Drifterâs trauma and experiences?
Albrecht dragged an 8 foot tall bird into the future just to dip it in hell, also the Drifter thinks everyone loves the Operator more than them. Lotus, Ordis, fuck maybe thatâs the only reason Teshin ever trained them?
Lettie named her nice rats after beloved friends, and her naughty rat after an ancient war god, and also Drifter hasnât left 1999. Itâs implied they could. They choose to stay because they donât feel they belong back in the Origin System and never did.
Despite struggles with isolation and depression, Eleanor strives even to see the upsides of being infested every day, such as being able to jerk off with her tongue. Drifter grew up alongside Dominus Thrax and their friends in Duviri, playing every day, but then they grew up, and one day, probably after a slow and torturous build up, Thrax finally killed them for the first of countless times.
Quincy still has his dick, thank god for him. Drifter made the same choice as the Operator, to take the Man in the Wallâs hand, but instead it abandoned Drifter and merely saved, âthem,â all the other Tenno, just as it said. Condemned to solitude through an unknowable entityâs arbitrary fucking games and wordplay. On a child.
We thought weâd be trauma healing the Hex this update but no actually, this is just Drifterâs first chance to talk to someone that isnât their ~10 year old self and their mother about this.
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