Ocean’s 8 Vines. I Did This Instead Of My Homework…

My Fav Spider-Man Panels

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

Rick Riordan explaining to Lin Manuel Miranda why they can't turn prophecies into songs.

*~.It’s so comforting to know I can stay up till 2 am reading the most toe curling, filthy, plotless smut in a warm bed on thanksgiving break. This is what the holidays are all about. *~.

Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth in Game Of Thrones

The Russian Invasion

Due to personal reasons, I am switching to a canon where Natasha moved her family onto the Avengers compound post-Endgame, because obviously the Snap couldn’t get any of them. And Antonia and a bunch of other Widows ended up coming along. The government undoubtedly panic-funded the Avengers after the snap, so she’s got a lot of money to get the Widows into college or whatever they want to do.

The other Avengers come back from their various angstfests and the place is crawling with Russians. The Widows are playing games, having fun, working on college applications, and messing with all the expensive equipment. A few of them are probably making out now that they’re allowed to have actual relationships.

Natasha is working in one of the offices while some of the more business-oriented Widows wander in and out to help her. Yelena and Alexei are having a very aggressive, very Russian Super Smash Bros death match on the Playstation (right before Alexei’s Big Fight with Steve, of course). Melina is making magic in Tony’s lab and trying to get the pigs to spell with alphabet blocks. Said pigs are running all over the fields, and making a glorious mess of things, along with Fanny the dog. Antonia is out in the sun listening to music and waiting for when she’ll be able to take the bandages from her latest facial reconstruction surgery off.

The Avengers come in, all confused, and she very nicely tells them to get with the fucking program, and also don’t take Melina’s special snacks from the fridge. Then Alexei challenges Steve to a duel, just as soon he manages to finally beat Yelena at Super Bros.

(And obviously Natasha doesn’t die in this reality, because everybody flies to Vormir and bullies the Red Skull into giving her back after she sacrifices herself).

Percy Jackson fans 💀