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Doot doot

No lies.

Yey

I summon the Luck O' The Irish to screw tesla over

Abolish Tesla.

Bananana

Yes

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

Yes

I could use some 💪 luck

Pass the nug

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

:D

Ain't messing with chance

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Hoytotoytotoytotoy

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

Yes

Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

John: What's an average sac weight?

Tavros: You what?

I am benign to this. But it also infuriates me beyond belief

Human!Tavros: Detroit

Lord English: And as for you; did you really believe you, out of all that had faced me, could defeat ME?!

Tavros: You can't scare me, you one eyed, peg legged, vomit skin!!

Lord English: *Grins* Take him to Detroit!

Tavros: NO! NOT DETROIT!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! PLEASE NOT DETROIT!!!

It works too! tried it myself

Nobody:

TikTok Girls:

BISEXUALS AREN'T REAL. CHANGE MY MIND

Humanstuck: Kink Shaming

Vriska: Calling people "daddy" is gross!

Dirk: Stop kink shaming me!

Vriska: Kink shaming is my KINK!!

Dirk: ...AHHH!!!!

My personal culture is waking up before everyone else at a sleepover, and just wanting to go home when they wake up

Human!Tavros: Nepeta

Tavros: *7 years old* She's my friend

Nepeta: *Clinging to him with a smile*

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*Tavros and Nepeta cuddling on a couch*

Tavros: *13 years old* We're not dating!

Nepeta: Why does everyone keep thinking that?

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Karkat: *16 years old* HEY LOVEBIRDS, RISE AND FUCKING SHI- *Opens Tavros' room door and freezes*

*Tavros and Nepeta are completely naked*

Nepeta: ...Uh-...

Tavros: ....I'm sure there's a reasonable explination for this... I just can't think of it...

Credit: @richblackguy

Human!Tavros: Imitating Life

Tavros: Today, I stopped being real. No one's gonna listen to a boy genius, or a philosopher, or a traveler.

Tavros: All the things I've been? Who ever really gave a shit?

Tavros: People like listening to characters; characters are safe because they're not real. So today, I become a character

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Tavros: *Puts a cigarette in his mouth* I meet new people, and it's always the same.

Tavros: "Tell us about your childhood." *Strikes a match and inhales*

Tavros: I was born in a vat, and emerged at age 12 looking like this.

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Tavros: I once new about a neighbor who took too much acid. He saw the white light... *Takes a drag from his cigarette*

Tavros: Then he hacked off his own genitals for Jesus

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Tavros: My grandfather had died, and my mother was trying to explain it to me.

Tavros: "Grandpa isn't coming back?" I asked. "No..." She said. "Not ever again..."

Tavros: *Scoffs* I remember looking at her and saying: "Hold on just a fucking minute. You mean to tell me you went through all the trouble of conceiving me, giving birth to me, feeding and clothing me, and I get hurt, disappointments crush my heart every day, and I can't do half the things I want to, and sometimes I just want to SCREAM! And all I have to look forward to is my body breaking down. And something flipping the switch in my brain."

Tavros: I wasn't having any of that. *Steps on his cigarette* It wasn't fair...

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Meenah: *Knocks on Tavros' door* Hey, you in there?

The door slowly opens, and a cloud of smoke pours out. Tavros emerges from within, his face is the only thing visible under a Mexican tiger blanket. His gaze is distant, even though they're standing almost in front of each other, and he has a dopey smile on his face.

Meenah: Uhh... everyone's downstairs. Do you wanna come for a drink?

Tavros: Nahhh... I'm writing... I'm having breakthroughs...

The door slowly, and gently closes. Tavros' hand wasn't near the door.

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Tavros: *Talking to Rose* It just comes down to a very simple equation, to me at least.

Tavros: Life plus significance, equals magic.

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Tavros: Alright! I'm drunk, and in about half an hour I'm going to come up on drugs.

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Tavros: *To Nepeta* It's okay to mess up. When you do, you find new ways to do things.

Tavros: And, nobody sees the world like you do. So let's see what you see

Human!Tavros: Drunk Jake English

Jake: *Stumbles up to Tavros with a Ziploc bag with red liquid inside*

Tavros: Uhh...?

Jake: *Shoves the bag in his hands* I MADE THIS FOR YOU! IT USED TO BE A BABY!

Tavros: *Tavros.exe has stopped working*

Human!Tavros: Fortune Teller

Tavros: I went to a fortune taller to get something out of life that isn't constant disappointment.

Tavros: She tells me to "stop denying the inevitable".

Tavros: WHAT INEVITABILITY!? I'VE ALREADY GIVEN UP ON EVERYTHING, WHAT ELSE IS THERE LEFT!?

Humanstuck

Tavros: Man, my stomach's killing me

Horuss: You ate ALLOT last night!

Tavros: ...What did I eat?

Horuss: *Shows him a destroyed room* All the walls. AND the ceiling!

Tavros: That's fucking sick!

Human!Tavros on Everyone

Tavros: I hate all of you.

Nepeta: *Walks by* Hi Tavros!

Tavros: ...I hate MOST of you

reblog if you think female rapists should get the same amount of jail time as male rapists

Gen Z, My Generation

From 1996 to 2010 is where our generation was born. In these years, all I've seen us do is become a dissapointment. I hate being in this generation, because it is fucked. We are all fucked.

Generation X should've destroyed the world when it had the chance. Now they're going to witness the begining of the end. Let's go Generation Z, we're not done ruining everything YET

Alright

Can you all stop trying to pair "Boys will be boys" to rapists?

Boys will be boys means lovable goofballs.

If the phrase offends you though because it's not PC, fuck you.