sundewsandferns1

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Clearly you weren't made of sterner stuff

“Be curious about what you’re writing about” is not stock Common Writing Advice but it really, really should be. There are a lot of written works that fail due to the authors just being obviously incurious about what they are writing about.

Dude, you're so real for that

I even used to be a mod for Foxi for a short time a very long time ago and then all that shit happened D:

Why can’t people like

Not be freaks

Why do all the artists I look up to touch kids?

Foxi Boxi (although there's now conflicting info about them)

Twisted-Doctor

Synnibear03

Spoctor

And I'm too scared to look up Sir Fluff, Sir Needle, Clockwork-Raven, or Lavendertowne because I'm scared they've touched kids or done bad shit too.

Bro.

you ever just have a "it's been a while since I've seen that one shirt moment" but it's with an internet post that you swear you liked or saved and you just search through your activity like a bloodhound

because I do

and no I haven't found it yet

and yes I'm disgruntled

Coyote By: John S. Flannery From: Natural History Magazine 1985

Just something I've noticed

Shout out to the same 10 people I always see posting and reblogging VTM stuff

Poorly Describe your Coterie

happy nosferatuesday chat

happy Nosferatuesday everyone

tag the vtm oc who has behaved themself at Elysium!

i need the toes in tomatoes one

desperately

1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2

thinbloods. instantly.

always.

oh and malkavians cuz they're nerds.

i could easily push their books out of their hands.

list of most to least bullyable clans

Shamelessly stolen from Discord.

Seriously am considering making an art blog so that I can just freely dump all my art in one space. And also maybe a VtM blog. Mayhaps. Maybe.

A prion is a type of maid

a very serious book, as you can see

Actual things that happen in the 1897 Dracula novel, without context:

A character has ominous nightmares and attributes them to eating too much paprika

Dracula first appears wearing a fake beard

The person he was trying to fool with the fake beard immediately realizes Dracula and Beard Guy are the same man, due to both having really firm handshakes

We are told parrots are immortal unless fatally wounded

A Texan cowboy opens fire on a bat flitting around a window, and lodges a bullet in the wall of an occupied room

A woman is called a polyandrist for receiving blood transfusions from multiple men

An incorrectly addressed telegram leads to two deaths, multiple druggings, and several children being assaulted

Dracula, while trying to maintain a low profile, takes a lovely trip to the zoo and freaks out the animals so badly that he gets mentioned in a newspaper article

The one character who knows anything about vampires spends a good two-thirds of the book refusing to talk about vampires

Dracula went to Satan's Witchcraft Academy and somehow this is only brought up in two throwaway lines

A character gets stuck inside a circle of communion wafer crumbs

A major plot point of the book is Dracula (who was said to be a brilliant scholar and has the strength of twenty mortal men) realizing he can move boxes without human help

Someone is referred to as "manifestly a prig of the first water"

Two characters have a hobby of reading train schedules

A hospital lets a mental patient escape to see what will happen

A character starts vomiting up feathers from eating whole birds

A doctor refuses to give a medical diagnosis and instead makes a speech about growing corn

Dracula impersonates another character just by wearing the same clothes, despite being taller and visibly much older. This deception is successful.

A character "cleans" a room by eating all the insects in it

Suddenly: rats. Thousands of them.

The heroes progress in their efforts through "the wonderful power of money," i.e., bribery

Dracula has three other vampires in his castle. Their relation to him is never explained, nor are any of them named.

A character insists his salvation depends on having a pet cat

Dracula is thwarted by flowers on more than one occasion

A group of vampires stand in the hall outside a man's bedroom, talking loudly about their plans to eat him. When he comes to the door to confront them, they run away laughing

Dracula wears an unfashionable hat and gets roasted for it

A group of Romanians encounter a disheveled, shouting man and, "seeing from his violent demeanour that he was English, they [give] him a ticket for the furthest station on the way thither that the train reached."

A boat crashes due to Dracula having the munchies

A wolf is thrown through a window and immediately runs off, confused and covered in glass

Dracula makes a bed

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

merry late birthday, father strange

You fall asleep face down on the floor ONE TIME and they never let you forget

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

House of Leaves sure seems like a perfectly normal book

Friendly reminder to check your child's Halloween candy this year, I just found an endless labyrinth of physically-impossible tunnels reflecting the descent into madness of multiple unreliable narrators, each with their own obsessive goal that they pursue to the point of harming themselves inside of a snickers bar

He kinda bad tho.

two weeks to go, lads ... how are we all doing?

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information

HAPPY OCTOBER FIRST RAHHHH!!!!!

How come nobody told me what neocities pages were? They look so charming and nice and interesting and the perfect way to unwind. I already love refining and decorating bios and pages and what not.

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

Average Nosferatu kindred lair

can't wait to get a face full of nondescript candies on tumblr.com

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

This is the first thing I thought of after getting out of the cinema