BEGGGINNNGGGG Someone To Make John And Arthur Fanart With Lyrics From This Song

with each of these sam episodes i feel like one of those dogs when their owner pretends to say all their favorite words except it’s a podcast and i’m insane

arthur’s hear me out cake but it’s just an alcoholic priest, a hitman who tried to murder him, and a shard of a god who took his eyes

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

I can't do this anymore

god FORBID a woman just tries to grow strawberries without some eldritch horror sucking the trauma out of her (can’t have shit in the tma-verse)

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

guys this feels oddly illegal like wdym we’re getting NEW tma universe lore post-season-five…

heinrich unheimlich fanfic but he just makes alice break them into a furniture store and he has the time of his life

dyhard fans after gwen and alice don’t spew insults at each other for 0.1 seconds (it’s me i’m dyhard fan)

john doe is this you