The Ceaseless Watcher Needs To Rest Its Eyes Just For A Minute Just For A Little Bit

Color theory: there are several colors

i want this on my wall rn

malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

guys this feels oddly illegal like wdym we’re getting NEW tma universe lore post-season-five…

meant to say “you’re so kind” but misspelled it and it autocorrected to this. Now I sound like Nikola Orisnov

Key difference between archives and protocol

close enough welcome back jurgen leitner rant

I HATE MR BONZO I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH I KNOW THAT HE'S IN THIS EP I FUCKING KNEW IT I NEVER WANT TO SEE MASCOT IN THE EP DESCRIPTION EVER AGAIN I FUCKING HATE IT HERE THIS PODCAST IS A PRISON GOD LET ME OUT I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN FAR ENOUGH THAT HE'S APPEARED BUT I KNOW THAT HE WILL HE'S THE WORST NO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY LEAVE ME ALONE

Horig is kinda like the eye it makes u spill childhood trauma but also makes u do a little jig in the process

imagine if u did this to the anglerfish

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

Magnus Fans will say “The Magnus Archives is an office comedy” or “The Magnus Protocol is a polyamorous romcom” and then you have them talking about it and they go

I’m Magnus Fans