Can you write a floyd x touch starved reader because their family on earth isn't all that affectionate?
Squeeze First, Act Later
đ/đ: starting to post fics with no header because it keeps tweaking out TUMBLR WHY IT WAS WORKING FINE BEFORE and WOAH TWO IN ONE DAY?!
đđ: none
đđđđđđđ: floyd x touch starved!reader
đđđđđ: 990
đđđđ: @luxaryllis @thegoldencontracts @waterthatsmoe @oya-oya-okay @writingattemptsxx
Floyd Leech wasnât exactly subtle about his affections. If he liked you, you knew it. If he really liked you, you were getting lifted, squished, teased, and dragged around like a personal toy. For most people, it was a lot.
But for you?
It was everything.
Because back homeâon Earthâhugs were rare. Your family wasnât bad, exactly. Just... cold. Distant. Not the kind to ruffle your hair or pull you into a sleepy cuddle on the couch. Not the kind to hold your hand when you were sad or lean against you just because.
And here was Floyd, invading your space from day one like heâd always belonged there.
At first, it overwhelmed you. All the sudden touchâarms slung around shoulders, hands tugging at your clothes, fingers flicking your forehead. But instead of shrinking away, you found yourself... craving it.
Needing it.
Even when he was teasing you, it felt like warmth in your chest. Like something had been frozen for a long time and was finally starting to thaw.
One lazy afternoon in Octavinelle, you sat on the couch in the lounge, head tilted back, eyes closed. Floyd plopped down beside you with zero warning, sprawling dramatically across your lap.
âEeeeeh? You look all gloomy again,â he drawled, staring up at you upside-down. âYou gonna cry or something?â
You blinked down at him. âNo, just tired.â
He didnât move. If anything, he melted further into you, head resting heavy against your thigh. One hand lazily reached up, fingers toying with yours.
You stiffened slightly at firstâthen let him. The casual intimacy made your heart squeeze, but you didnât pull away.
Floydâs sharp gaze flicked up to your face. âYou always get all stiff when I touch you,â he said, tone unusually serious. âBut you never stop me. Weird, huh?â
You swallowed, not meeting his eyes. âIâm not used to it.â
âHuh?â He propped himself up on one elbow. âUsed to what?â
ââŠBeing touched. My family wasnât really... affectionate.â
Floyd stared at you. Not laughing. Not smirking. Just watching.
âLike, no hugs and stuff?â he asked after a pause.
You nodded.
ââŠThat suuucks,â he finally muttered, as if personally offended. âNo wonder you always look all surprised when I hug you. Youâre likeââwhoa! whatâs this??ââ He mimicked your expression, then flopped back down dramatically.
You huffed a laugh.
He was quiet for a moment. Thenâ
âHey, shrimpy.â
âYeah?â
âWanna try it?â
ââŠTry what?â
âHugs. All the time. No reason. Just âcause.â
Your breath caught. Slowly, you nodded.
Floyd sat up, wrapped his long arms around you, and pulled you into a tight squeeze. His chin rested on your shoulder, hair tickling your cheek.
âLike this?â he murmured.
You couldnât speak. You just buried your face in his chest, fingers gripping the back of his jacket like you were afraid heâd disappear.
Floyd didnât say anything else. He didnât need to.
From that day on, you never had to ask for affection. He gave it freely, generously, with all the intensity that was so him. And every touch, every nudge, every sudden arm slung over your shoulders, felt like rewriting a part of you that had gone too long without love.
It started with the small things.
Floyd wasnât any less chaoticâhe still skipped class, still dragged freshmen around by the collar, still threatened to squeeze anyone who annoyed him.
But there was a softness now. A strange, quiet shift that only those who knew him best could spot.
Azul noticed it first.
âFloyd,â he said one afternoon, eyeing the scene before him with a furrowed brow. âWhy are you⊠braiding their hair?â
Floyd glanced up, lazily twisting another lock of your hair between his fingers.
ââCause I wanna, duh,â he grinned. âShrimpy said no one ever played with their hair before. So Iâm makinâ up for lost time.â
Azul stared. You were seated on the floor between Floydâs knees, shoulders relaxed and eyes half-lidded in contentment. If Azul didnât know better, heâd have said you were about to fall asleep right there in Floydâs lap.
That was new.
ââŠI see,â Azul said, adjusting his glasses. âJust donât skip your shift again. We have guests at seven.â
âUh-huh,â Floyd hummed, clearly not listening. He patted your head twiceâgently, as if memorizing the shape of it. âShrimpy first, work later.â
Azul opened his mouth to protest, then stopped. There was no menace in Floydâs voice. No biting sarcasm. Just something warm and unfamiliar.
Jade, meanwhile, had been watching this change with quiet fascination.
Later that night, while Azul reviewed the loungeâs earnings and Floyd dozed off with his head on your shoulder in the back booth, Jade leaned over and said softly, âI think heâs happier.â
Azul glanced over the rim of his teacup. âHm?â
âFloyd,â Jade said, smiling faintly. âHeâs been more even-tempered. He hasnât threatened to sink anyone in days.â
âThatâs⊠unsettling.â
âAnd he lets them hold his hand.â
Azul choked slightly on his tea.
Floyd Leech, who bit people for touching him wrong, letting someone hold his hand?
âYou think theyâreâ?â Azul asked, eyes narrowing.
âIn some way,â Jade mused. âFloyd doesnât do anything halfway.â
Azulâs gaze drifted back toward the two of you. Your hand was loosely linked with Floydâs, his fingers curled around yours even in sleep. You looked peaceful.
And Floyd, for once, didnât look like a live wire about to snap.
Azul exhaled. âIf this makes him easier to work with, I wonât complain.â
Jade chuckled, eyes gleaming. âOh, I wouldnât say easier. But definitely more tender.â
Later, as you gently brushed Floydâs bangs from his face, you murmured, âYou okay with them watching us like that?â
âMhm,â Floyd mumbled without opening his eyes. âLemme show off. I like beinâ yours.â
You smiled. âI like being yours too.â
He cracked one eye open, grin sharp but affectionate.
âThen Iâm gonna keep touchinâ you until you never feel lonely again.â
And true to his wordâhe did.
credit to @fae-and-wolf for divider
Please note that this is a repost from my previous blog (that no longer exists!)
This was originally posted August 21st, 2024 as a silly fic I wrote for an event lol âĄ
Enjoy! âïž
Ace was on his way back to Heartslabyul with Deuce, discussing the last class they had. As they turned the corner, they found you, standing next to an arrow stuck in the wall. The arrow was small, like a childrenâs toy, paper wrapped around it neatly. You removed the paper eagerly, reading the contents before holding it to your chest, letting out a sigh.
âOh, whatâs this? Another one of Rookâs letters?â Ace teased, knowing how hard the hunter has tried to get your attention. He was surprised when you shook your head, saying the last thing he was expecting.
âItâs from Rookâs tsum actually⊠he has such a way with words.â you say dreamily, handing the letter to Ace to read. Deuce stood behind him, leaning over his shoulder curiously, wanting to read it too.
âUhâŠNameâŠ?â Ace started, confused by what he was looking at. Deuce shared his confusion, eyebrows furrowing as they turned to stare at you.
âThis is just the word âtsumâ repeated over and over.â Ace points out, holding the letter up for emphasize.
âHe wrote me a poem too!â you say, handing them a different piece of paper. Deuce takes this one, glancing at it for a moment before showing Ace.
âThis oneâs just scribbles!â Deuce says, pointing as Ace looks it over.
âDudeâŠâ Ace starts, looking at him in concern. âThis oneâs just the word 'tsumâ repeated too, but in cursive.â He states, putting a hand on Deuceâs shoulder. He gives him a look as he asks him, âDo you⊠not know how to read cursive?â
Before Deuce could respond, you continued, bringing out another piece of paper. âHe even drew this picture of me! Isnât he so talented?â you sigh, holding out the drawing for them to see.
They werenât expecting much, figuring the drawing would be reminiscent of a childâs work. They were shocked to discover that wasnât the case, their eyes widening in surprise as they stared at it in awe.
It was you, clear as day. The drawing almost like a photograph with how realistic it was. In it, you were smiling, surrounded by different flowers. A⊠tsum drew this? Ace and Deuce stared at each other, thinking the same thing.
Suddenly as arrow shoots by, causing Ace to jump back in surprise. This arrow was bigger than the one already in the wall, piercing it as flowers scattered from the impact. A large bouquet was attached to it, along with a letter, your name written neatly on the front.
Before you could read it, another arrow shoots by, causing Deuce to jump back. This arrow was smaller, like a toy, an even larger bouquet somehow wrapped around it. More flowers flew at itâs impact, with Ace and Deuce giving each other a look, choosing to leave. The last thing they needed was to get into the middle of whatever this wasâŠ
Looks like youâve got two admirers, fighting for your attention âĄ
Prompt: "Will You Marry Me?" - Proposal Headcannons Characters: Everyone :) Part(s): Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Octavinelle (Here!), Scarabia, Pomefiore, Ignihyde, Diasomnia Fandom: Twisted Wonderland Warning(s): None. I mean, unless you don't want to marry any of them. Just don't read if that's the case. Note: These are all if he is the one proposing btw. I've been thinking about maybe programming a small fan-made mini-otome using these ideas. Just for some practice for school while also being self indulgent hehe
Fortune. Azul is one fortunate soul. At least, not he thinks himself to be.
and to think that it's because of sheer luck. He did not work for you. He did not climb or claw or plan for you. He did nothing.
No, you chose him. You saw him at his lowest and decided that he was worth becoming friends with. You actively sought him out...just to spend time at his side. Regularly. You enjoyed Azul's company
and over time, he grew to enjoy yours. Immensely. Like a giddy school-girl, his heart fluttered at the thought of you and all his notebooks were covered in doodle hearts.
This was it for him. Azul is a one and done kind of man. Itâs you or itâs no one. Which means that it obviously is going to be you because hello??? Azul is not a quitter.
During your younger years as studentsâŠ.he may have been a bit too ambitious. In other words, Azul has proposed many times
And in turn has been rejected. Many. Times.
It began passively. Heâd mention here and there his future plans for after schooling. Try to talk himself up, yeah? Heâs going to be a big business man, isnât that just perfect husband material? He can take care of you easily so thereâs no need to stress.
Naturally you pushed off these moments as daydreaming and casual joking. Nothing serious. So he ups his game. It just so happens that he mistakenly got a bridal magazine in the mailâŠoh, look at these dresses and suits! So fancy. So beautifulâŠoh, you would look absolutely darling in one.
âŠ.oh sweet merciful seven please take the HINT. He is LITERALLY throwing himself at you
He ups his game. Again. A romantic candle lit dinner for two. The works. Jazz music, slow dancing, good company, and the casual proposal yâknow just your average date.
You have to be doing it on purpose
In your defense. He did not flat out say âwill you marry me,â because he chickened out. Instead he asked if youâd like to live with him after graduation asâŠroommates.
The world is out to get this poor man. It is. It truly just wants him to crash and burn in embarrassment. The way you laughed and went âI think weâre a bit more than that, donât you think?â HAUNTS him
He screamed into his pillow that night. For hours. Floyd still gives him shit for it
Life continues this way. For reasons unknownâŠhe just couldnât bring himself to be direct. Which is so unlike Azul considering he spent years toughening himself up.
Maybe deep down he did fear that things wouldnât work out. A merman and a humanâŠwhat if you did not want to lige in the sea? What if his body could not sustain human form for long term? Maybe he wanted you to take initiative and prove him wrong. Eventually he did give up.
At least until you both aged into the âroommatesâhe dreamed about. There were trials and compromise. He never thought to have two homes, one by the ocean and one literally inside of it. Life was perfectâŠ.just without the title. And on one random night, Azul thinks âOne more time,â. No elaborate ruse. No trickery to get you to ask him. JustâŠ.
âWill you marry me?,â Azul whispered into your shoulder. You both lay together in your shared bedroom with nothing but the sound of crashing waves coming in from the outside. Your steady breathing halts, proving that you heard him. With a sigh, he reaches to massage your scalp, âI do not know if you have realized by nowâŠno, I am sure of it. No one is that dense. I wonât pry for why you have ignored my past attemptsâŠall I ask is that you answer this. Will you marry me, (Y/N)? Having you at my side has truly made me the most fortunate man alive,â
{ A black pearl over a gold band. One of the most ultimate displays of wealth. Azul is well aware that this is not the traditional pathway. He could have easily acquired a âgenuineâ Pearl, perhaps a diamond - but no. You are a rarity. A true jewel. Only a ring worthy to reflect that is worth buying. You were the most unexpected thing and are now the most cherished. This ring represents that,}
The want caught him by surprise one day, which is rare. Jade is never thrown off guard. At least, not easily.
Then again, you have always been the most difficult person for him to predict. Something he finds very charming since there is always an upbeat atmosphere wherever you go. If his days were a dimming flame, you would be just the right amount of Co2 to spark some fun - not that he would easily admit to it.
Albeit so, Jade is not blind to his emotions. He hides them well underneath a polite smile - but they are there. He is aware of them.
Which is why he snatched you up early on. A relationship was the last thing he thought to find on the surface (or in general, honestly), but Jade knows what he wants when he sees it.
He merely asks you on a date with confidence. You accept, and the process repeats until an unspoken bond formed between the two of you. Not a soul in the nearby vicinity would dare make a move on you with his lingering presence. Jade was pacified, entertained, and happily content with your circumstance.
A circumstance that Jade gets maybe a bit too comfortable with. Just like surprise, it takes a lot for Jade for feel secure. The only person he has truly felt that with is his brother. This lack of overbearing responsibility, where something is being unspoken. No ulterior motive or underlying tone in your actions that make him have to over-analyze.
In the beginning he thought of your bluntness as an extra entertainment factor. Something that he could count on to make those brief unpredictable situations amusing. Yet, as time passed he notices that it's comforting. When he's with you, Jade turns his brain off. Not entirely, of course. He still needs to throw in witty quips and fluster you at LEAST twice per day.
but it's different. It's a different comfort than what he feels with his sibling or with his friend. It's new, and strangely similar to how he feels when he forages while hiking. Perhaps finding peace in another person...maybe there is merit. Hah. Yet another surprise.
On an evening long past curfew, Jade was tending to his botany collection and miniature greenhouse. You sat on his bed, watching videos on your phone. It was almost like you weren't there with him, yet not since he felt your presence. However, there was no pressure to talk or be attentive. He found himself enjoying your presence alone, and it slipped.
"If this is how our days will be when we live together, then perhaps sharing one life is not as inconceivable as I once thought," he said amidst trimming one of his herb plants. Jade turns curiously when he hears a thump from behind, and sees you gawking at him. You had lost your grip on the cell phone, and it fell to the ground.
He eyes you suspiciously. What's startled you? He doubts that any video could render you speechless.
....he spoke aloud, yes? Not in his head. Now it's Jade's turn to lose his composure.
Another surprise, but this is his own doing. Jade has not had a slip of the tongue since his childhood. Even then it was rare. He's never experienced this kind of mess-up...yet, you don't appear appalled.
Jade places the clippers down, and coughs into his gloved hand, "well, it appears I have gotten a loose tongue. It must be from your influence, no doubt". He stands, and moves to sit next to you on his bed, "I've never spoken out of place before, you know. Do you know what this means? I've become weak...and perhaps it it is time you take responsibility for these newfound emotions. I fully intend for many moments like these to happen, and for you to not leave my side. When it is time to leave this place, I believe you will join me. No, I am certain of it"
{An eye of lapis. A reminder that he is always watching - waiting, to see you again. The gem is not see-through. Itâs a tough stone. Yet it is beautiful and is appreciated nonetheless. Enough said}
At first, you believed him to have an obsession. Many did, actually.
The judgement isn't uncalled for either. Floyd's emotions towards you are very strong. With the way he loves to tease and follow you around - he's got a deep attachment. He's always demanding your attention, pulling you from your duties, starting trouble, and nosy. Floyd is oh so nosy and into everything in your life.
You're a toy. His little Shrimpy. The plaything that he absolutely adores and loves to watch. You're the Friday night sitcom to his late-90s grandma.
That's how you see it because that's how he portrays it. With others in agreeance, it is easy to overlook the small undertones in his actions. Especially since he's a touchy and emotional person normally.
Somehow, Floyd had himself tricked as well. He didn't akin his emotions to obsession, but he did think that you were a toy that he would
eventually out-grow. At the start, it really was just a game for him. He liked your reactions and therefore decided to keep you around.
Yet, he never got bored. Eventually the fun events around you stopped being what he found interesting, and instead he liked you alone. Floyd being Floyd instantly tried to confess this, not wanting to waste another minute. Yet you never believed him.
He brushed it off. You'd come around. Not a day went by without him by your side. To the average onlooker (and you, to Floyd's dismay) this still appeared normal. Weeks past by like nothing.
Only the people closest to Floyd see the small giveaways. Like how he glares holes into the mirror portal every morning, or gets snappy with customers if you take too long to visit the Monstro Lounge at night. There's a booth saved, every evening with no student brave enough to go near it unless they want their head chopped off.
When he gives you a 'squeeze,' he never wraps his arms around your stomach. He instead smothers your head and goes tightly around the shoulders. Your squeezes are special. He loves them.
or the name 'Shrimpy'. How he says it to you in public, but in private he occasionally lets your real name slip out. This normally happens during moments when he feels "bored,"(i.e has nothing to talk about) or lighthearted (the rare moments when you get him to relax). Floyd has never said that name with anything other than a positive emotion, despite his mood swings. Shrimpy is his calling card for you, and only his. Yet your name is different. He feels a tummy-twisting kind of weird when he says it.
but the biggest change is Floyd's attitude towards danger when it comes to you. Before, he thrived on it. He liked to hear your stories and be part of the fun. He took joy from the scary adventures you got wrapped into; heck, he was one of them.
Now he gets morbid. Not like how he was before, with eerie threats and a suspenseful aura. He never actually acted unless told to do so, since the over-blots and delinquent students were your problem, not his.
One afternoon, you didn't show up to have lunch with him. That already made him irritable since you know better than to no-show. Did you want a squeeze? Huh, Shrimpy? He'll give you one later.
Then two students come in, all snickering and acting suspicious. Strike two. Now Floyd is upset AND annoyed. Others in the area can feel the animosity in the air.
"Did you see their face? Psh. That'll teach some snot-nosed no-mag to act all mighty. If they know what's good for them, they'll go back to whatever sh*t-hole they came from alrea-" The no-face couldn't finish his sentence. Not with one of the infamous Leech twins gripping his arm tight enough to snap bone.
Floyd smiled, "oh~ So you're the reason my little shrimp isn't eating lunch with me, aren't ya? So. What'd ya do? C'mon guys, I want to know what 'lesson' ya taught, " as Floyd spoke, his grip gradually tightened and he stared straight into the other student's eyes. Each word came out harsher than the last.
They broke quick, as he suspected. With a rough shove Floyd pushed them aside to find you. He had their faces memorized. Let them live in fear for a bit until he collects due payment. For now?
Floyd finds you at your home. He doesn't bother to knock and bursts through the front door, only to see you nursing a black eye on the couch with some ice. He wastes no time in taking it and kneeling in front of you.
Floyd holds the ice to your eye - a bit too harsh- and clenches his jaw when you wince. You won't meet his eyes and it only pisses him off more, "Oi. Look at me," and you do with your one eye. "Why didn't you call me. Why'd you not show up," You sigh and reach a hand to cover his, "because I knew you'd be pissed... I handled it, okay? No need to fake the whole 'I will protect you, my little Shrimpy' scenario. We both know that's not your thing, "
You're wrong. It's not a scenario. You can dismiss his flirting all you want, but even Floyd has a limit. Do you not see how absolutely wreaked overhearing those airheads made him? He's going to do worse than you can think. He won't kill them. No, he'll make sure that no one messes with you anymore. You can't see it, but on the inside he is over it. Done. Finished. Officially has 0% patience.
"Did you know that every time you spout crap like that, it pisses me off? I don't 'act,' because that's boring. I'm not lyin' when I say I like you, and you better start believin' it because I'm over the niceties. If someone messes with you, they mess with me. You're in deep (Y/N) and I'm not letting go, so wait here while I handle some little pests. I love ya. I act this way BECAUSE I love ya. Quit denying me already,"
No one will ever mess with you again. Not with the sparkly little gem on your ring finger, tying you to one of the largest and most threatening groups in the undersea world to date.
{ An aquamarine tear. In all honesty, Floyd did not put much thought into his gem. It sparkled. It is the color of his hair streak (or close to it). He imagined it on your finger and thought that it would stand out - ensuring that anyone and everyone could see it. He thought of your possible expression upon seeing it, and was sold}
Characters: All NRC students
Summary: How the TWST boys confess to you
Riddle Rosehearts:
Riddle waits for a few months to confess. He needs to know that what he feels is real. He doesnât want to confess and then realize that it wasnât a crush. When he is certain that he likes you, heâs going to do his best. He takes you for a walk through the Heartslabyul rose garden. He then leads you to a tea party he set up for you two. And then, he tells you that he likes you and would like to be your boyfriend. And at the end, he walks you back to your dorm and gives you a bouquet of roses and then leaves.
Trey Clover:
He also waits a few months. He confesses earlier than Riddle though. When he does confess, he does it with a pastry. He knocks on the door to your dorm with a strawberry tart. He offers it to you and tells you how he feels. And when you tell him you feel the same, he starts discussing plans for your first date.
Cater Diamond:
He also waits a few months. But for him, itâs more because heâs scared of rejection. Before he confesses, he texts asking if you like anyone or have a partner. And when you tell him no, heâs relieved. He shows up to your dorm with a bouquet of flowers, chocolates, and a stuffed animal. He holds it out to you and tells you how he feels about you. And heâs ecstatic when you claim to feel the same.
Deuce Spade:
He waits a few weeks before confessing. He spends that time planning the confession and asking for advice and help. He has everything planned out perfectly. First, he takes on a walk through the rose garden and on this walk he confesses his feelings. And when you say you feel the same, he sighs in relief. He then guides you to a table that has a small dinner set up on it. And if you hear romantic music coming from the bushes, no you didnât (Ace is trying to help).
Ace Trappola:
He confesses pretty quickly. For a while, he doesnât realize that he likes you. It just hits him and he decides to confess. You and him are chilling in his dorm room. He glances over at you and realizes he likes you. And then he just says it. The words tumble out with such ease, like he practiced it. And then you confess as well, and he scoots over to wrap his arms around you.
Leona Kingscholar:
To him, confessions are a hassle. He just confesses when he feels like it and he doesnât have it planned out at all. You find him in the botanical gardens and start talking to him. And he just tells you how he feels. It was out of nowhere. But it was a very Leona way to confess. And when you confess back to him, he pulls you to lay down next to him, his hand intertwined with yours.
Ruggie Bucchi:
He doesnât plan on confessing to you. Not with words, at least. He does the approach-avoid tactic (Like all hyenas). Heâll approach you, step back a bit, approach again, step back and so on. And if you decide to mimic him, even if itâs just for fun, heâll accept it as reciprocation. And from there, he just assumes you two are dating.
Jack Howl:
When he realizes he likes you, he starts preparing the perfect confession. First off, he starts hanging around you more, touching you, offering his jacket to you, etc. He does this so that his scent rubs off on you. He assumes you know, if he knew you didnât, he wouldnât have done it. But then he shows up to your dorm with a stuffed animal, chocolates and a letter. He gives them to you and stands there waiting for you to read the letter. And you say you feel the same, his tail starts wagging a mile a minute.
Azul Ashengrotto:
He doesnât. He doesnât confess. Not under any circumstances. Heâs too scared of rejection. However, you find out. Because Jade and Floyd seem to have noticed that Azul has a little crush on you. Floyd immediately tells you how Azul feels and Jade confirms what he says. And so, you head to Azulâs office to tell him that you feel the same. And once you do, he freezes in place. Give him a second, he needs time to process.
Jade Leech:
He, like Ruggie, doesnât confess. He just starts giving you gifts. Shiny rocks, pretty flowers, poisonous mushrooms. And if you gift him things as well for whatever reason, he takes it as a sign of reciprocation. Just by giving him a pebble, you have shown him that you like him too. From then on, you two are now dating and he couldnât be happier.
Floyd Leech:
He doesnât waste a second. The moment he realizes he likes you, heâs going to confess. Like everything Floyd does, his confession is spontaneous. You could be walking to class, and Floyd just shows up and tells you that he loves you. No matter where you are or what youâre doing, heâs going to show up to tell you how he feels. And heâll squeeze you until you tell him that you feel the same.
Kalim Al-Asim:
Heâs going to confess the moment he realizes he likes you more than a friend. You and him are doing anything together and he realizes he cares for you more than anyone else. And he just tells you. He looks up at you with a smile, hoping to get the reciprocation he really wants. And when he does, he asks what ideas you have for the wedding.
Jamil Viper:
Heâs very hesitant to confess to you. He has a lot of baggage and he doesnât want you to have to deal with that. But eventually, he decides to go ahead and do it. He shows up to your dorm with food that he made and asks to talk. Heâll confess but also tell you that he has a lot of baggage. And if you tell him you like him too, heâll be over the moon. But if you reject him, heâll understand (But still be sad).
Vil Schoenheit:
Heâs going to wait a few weeks before confessing. Heâs going to plan out the perfect way to confess to you. Heâs going to invite you to dinner in Pomefiore and tell you how he feels at the beginning of the dinner. And heâll make sure you enjoy the dinner. Congrats, you now have a super model boyfriend.
Rook Hunt:
Heâs going to confess after a few days. Heâll intercept you on your walk to class and pull out a bouquet. Heâll get down on one knee, present the bouquet to you, and give a lengthy, romantic confession. And when you tell him you feel the same he lights up and jumps up to hug you.
Epel Felmier:
He waits for the next Spelldrive game. He invites you to watch and makes sure that looks extra cool that day. He also makes sure his team wins that day. Heâs already super competitive, but thatâs been doubled now. After the game, he asks you out and makes sure itâs the best date ever.
Idia Shroud:
He doesnât. He refuses to confess to you. He can barely talk to you, how is he expected to ask you on a date? Ortho does it for him. He tells you how Idia feels and then tells Idia that you feel the same. Idia is very reluctant to go on a date with you. But Ortho simply invites to his dorm (much to Idiaâs dismay). Heâs tired of his brother being a single loser.
Malleus Draconia:
He doesnât tell you for a while. The moment he meets you, he senses some sort of connection. Like an invisible string connecting you two, but he doesnât know why. Then Lilia tells him something about a âred stringâ. After that, he immediately runs off to find you and tell you how he feels. Heâs very forward and just tells you that youâre his soulmate. You canât say no. Youâre meant to be.
Lilia Vanrouge:
Lilia realizes he likes you a few months after meeting you and doesnât waste any time. He decides that the perfect way to woo you is to scare you any chance he gets. After realizing that itâs not working, heâll drop it and just tell you how he feels⊠With a song.
Silver Vanrouge:
Silver doesnât realize he likes you for a while. Almost a month. Itâs only when Sebek mentions how much heâs been around you that Silver realizes how he feels. He makes sure to set up a nice little picnic in the woods behind campus with his animal friends. He leads you there and tells you how he feels. And by the end of the picnic, youâre left with an unconscious Silver surrounded by animals.
Sebek Zigvolt:
Sebek doesnât realize and doesnât confess. Anytime someone brings up a hint at his feelings, he comes up with an excuse for it. Eventually all the first years get fed up with it and just tell you for him. You have to make the first move or you two will never get together.
- Floyd is so stitch coded -
Boothill: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Rappa: You are literally making a Valentineâs day card for [Name].
Boothill, pointing his hot glue gun towards Rappa: Youâre on thin fudging ice.
You Being Super Oblivious Of Them Flirting With You
( â§ ) ââââââ boyfriend stories . fluff/light romance - no prns .
- [đđĄ.] 3rd years
- [đ©:đŹ] slow burn . one-sided pinning (resolved) . light comedy . mild suggestiveness . teasing/banter . slight jealousy
Note: I sat down to write cute flirty headcanons and instead accidentally wrote all of these guys having a romantic breakdown in about their crush being so oblivious about the flirting. đ Then I thought they where good and just decided to go with that as the prompt!
Trey Clover
It had been going on for weeks.
Subtle, harmless gestures at firstâsharing his homemade treats, seeking you out in the hallways between classes, and always making sure there was a spare seat beside him at Heartslabyulâs long, rose-lined table. You always took it. Smiling up at him, laughing at his jokes, even leaning against his shoulder sometimes when the evenings stretched long and drowsy under the golden canopy of dusk.
And yet.
You were completely, utterly oblivious.
âYouâre really good at baking, Trey,â you complimented one day as he handed you a small, ribbon-tied box of matcha-flavored sweets, his personal recipe he never shared. You bit into one, eyes lighting up in delight. âI donât know how someone like you is still single.â
Trey blinked.
â...Someone like me?â
âYeah! Tall, dependable, cute smileâyouâre like...dad boyfriend material.â
If he had been drinking tea, he mightâve choked.
Dad boyfriend material?!
Despite the polite, affable smile he wore, a faint twitch of disbelief rippled across his temple. Trey had dropped so many hintsâletting you taste frosting off his finger in the kitchen, gently brushing your hair out of your eyes when you leaned too close to the oven, even calling you âsweetheartâ under his breath when you dozed off during a study session.
And yet, here you were. Thinking he was some domestic teddy bear.
The final straw came during a Heartslabyul tea party, when you reached over to wipe a crumb from the corner of his mouth with your thumb, completely unaware of how red his ears turned.
âYouâre always such a mess after eating cake,â you scolded gently.
âYou do realize,â he said slowly, looking into your eyes with a rare, unreadable intensity, âthat I only ever bring you the first slice.â
âHuh? I just thought I was lucky!â you grinned.
That did it.
He leaned in, lowering his voice as he caged you between the chair and the hedge behind. His gloved hand gently tipped your chin up. âIâve been flirting with you for months,â he murmured. âHow much more obvious do I have to be, shortcake?â
Your mouth dropped open. âWhaâwait, what?!â
Trey laughed softly, finally letting his forehead rest against yours, the tension melting into something warm, golden, and soft. âI swear, youâre sweeter than my tarts and twice as dense.â
Cater Diamond
âOkay, I give up,â Cater announced dramatically, collapsing face-down on the common room couch. âIâve tried everything, and they still donât get it.â
From behind his phone screen, he peeked at you sitting nearby, nose buried in a magazine, completely unaware of his suffering.
It had started as a game at firstâlight teasing, exaggerated winks, the occasional compliment laced with glittering charm.
âLooking good today, babe~â heâd say, snapping a selfie of the two of you while slinging an arm around your shoulders.
âThanks, Cater! You look amazing too, as always!â
But you always said it like a friend. With zero hesitation, zero fluster, zero realization. You treated his affection like background noiseâa quirk of his personality.
Even when heâd rested his head in your lap after a long day and looked up at you with dreamy, sleepy eyes and whispered, âYouâd make a perfect boyfriend, y'know... if youâd let me,â you just chuckled and patted his hair.
âAw, Cater, thatâs sweet. Youâd be a great boyfriend for someone, definitely.â
Someone.
SOMEONE.
He practically screamed into his pillow when he got back to his dorm that night.
Every day since then had been a desperate escalation. He started bringing you your favorite snacks, styling your hair for fun, sending you good morning texts with pet names like âsunshineâ or âmy star.â You responded with gifs. Gifs.
Finally, in a move of last-ditch desperation, he planned the boldest romantic gesture he could think of.
Cater rented out the photo booth in town, the one with the glitter backgrounds and soft lighting. He dragged you inside under the pretense of wanting âa bestie shoot,â and waited for the moment the countdown began.
ThreeâŠ
TwoâŠ
Oneâ
He turned, cupped your face, and kissed your cheek.
Click. Flash.
You blinked at him.
âCater?? What was that for?â
He stared.
âNo, seriously. Are you okay? Did you think I was sad or something? You can talk to me, yâknow.â
Cater threw his hands up and groaned.
âYouâre the one I like!! You! Not as a friend, not as a selfie buddy, not as a human pillowâI like you, you dense little cinnamon bun!â
Your eyes widened. âWait. Are you flirting with me?â
He looked like he aged five years in five seconds.
âYes. YES, BABE. Thatâs what the last four months were. Flirting. Full-throttle, heart-eyes, rom-com level flirting!â
ââŠOh.â
A pause. Then, sheepishly:
âSo⊠wanna take another photo? This time, maybe I kiss you on the lips?â
Cater blinked at your soft smile and the way your hand found his.
And just like that, every ounce of frustration melted into sparkly euphoria. âOh my Seven,â he whispered with a grin. âFinally.â
Leona Kingscholar
Leona was not a man known for patience. In fact, most of the time, he prided himself on getting what he wanted with the least amount of effort. He was sharp, cunning, and confident enough to know that most people would bend over backward just to get a sliver of his attention. So when he set his sights on youâyou, with your soft laugh, bright eyes, and completely clueless smileâhe assumed it would be easy.
It wasnât.
It started small. Heâd lounge in the botanical gardens where he knew you always came to study. He made sure to growl off anyone else who might sit nearby, leaving the two of you in your own little secluded corner. He'd toss you the occasional compliment, his voice lazy and low.
âTch. That look suits you, herbivore. Finally got some style.â
Youâd blink at him with that warm, clueless grin. âOh? Thanks, Leona. My friend helped me pick this outfit.â
He resisted the urge to growl. Again.
Then he escalated. Heâd sit closerâcloser than anyone would consider âjust friends.â He'd drop hints laced with suggestion, his amber eyes narrowing when you remained oblivious. He once even played with your hair, idly running his fingers through it while you yawned and continued taking notes on magical herbology.
It got to the point where Ruggie cornered you in the hallway, shaking his head in disbelief. âYou seriously donât get it? Heâs basically marking his territory every time youâre near!â
âHuh? Leona? Nah, heâs just... touchy sometimes.â
Leona nearly tore his textbooks in half when he heard that.
The final straw came one warm afternoon when you plopped down beside him under the shade of a sprawling tree. You smiled and passed him a snack you'd made, and Leona, in a bold move of desperation and hunger for your attention, leaned down and bit into it directly from your hand, eyes locked on yours the entire time.
You just blinked and said, âYou mustâve been really hungry!â
Leona threw himself backward into the grass with a groan, covering his eyes with his arm.
âSeven hells, youâre dense,â he muttered.
âHuh?â
He sat up again, eyes narrowed, voice husky. âDo I need to spell it out for you, herbivore? Iâm not just hanging around you âcause Iâm bored. Iâm trying to get you to notice me.â
You tilted your head, confused. âBut I do notice youâŠâ
âNo,â he growled, grabbing your wrist gently but firmly, tugging you closer. âNotice me. As in, I want you. You. Me. Together. You seriously didnât get that?â
You froze. And then it hit you like a freight train. The closeness, the compliments, the touches, the possessivenessâ
âOh... OH.â
Leona smirked, fangs glinting in the sun. âTook you long enough.â
Vil Schoenheit
Vil was always graceful, always poised, always in control. He calculated every step, every glance, every smile. So naturally, when he decided to pursue you, he did it with the same precision he applied to a stage performance or a red-carpet event. Subtle glances, gentle compliments, a brush of his fingers across your shoulder. It was a slow-burning courtship that he expected would sweep you off your feet.
But instead?
Nothing.
Nothing but your charming smile and occasional, completely unbothered âThank you, Vil!â or âYouâre so sweet!â before skipping off to your next class.
He chalked it up to modesty at first. Maybe you were shy. Maybe you wanted to play hard to get. But by week three, when he sent you a handpicked bouquet of enchanted roses and you gave them to Professor Treinâs cat because âit matched her fur,â Vil nearly fainted on the spot.
So, he got bolder.
One afternoon, he strode into your dormâs common room while you were curled up on a couch with a book. Wordlessly, he slipped beside you and sat right in your lap, settling as gracefully as ever, legs crossed, arm lazily draped around your shoulders.
You blinked. âAre you tired? You can sit here as long as you need.â
Vilâs eye twitched.
âTired? No, darling, I wanted to sit somewhere comfortable and charming. Surely you understand the appeal.â He leaned in, his breath tickling your ear. âOr is my lap too forward for your delicate sensibilities?â
You laughed lightly. âNope! Youâre light. I didnât even notice the weight. Kinda like a cat. A really fashionable one.â
Fashionable cat?!
Vil nearly stood up right then and there, scandalized. But noâhe took a deep breath. Composure. Poise.
Until you reached up and started patting his head.
âYouâre so pretty, Vil. I hope I can be as pretty as you one day.â
ââŠIâm not trying to be âpretty like you,â Iâm trying to be yours,â he hissed in exasperation, face dangerously close to yours.
You blinked again. âWait⊠what?â
Vilâs patience finally snapped like a taut ribbon.
âFor the love of all that is radiantâI have been flirting with you for months. Iâve complimented you, made time for you, bought you gifts, and now I am literally sitting on your lap! What more must I do? Wear a sign that says âI want to be yoursâ?â
You gaped at him.
ââŠI thought you were just naturally dramatic.â
Vil groaned, burying his face in your neck. âYouâll be the death of me.â
You awkwardly wrapped your arms around him, finally catching on. âWait, so⊠you like me?â
He pulled back just enough to meet your eyes, expression softening ever so slightly. âI more than like you. But you, sweet potato, are so hopelessly dense.â
You laughed nervously, cheeks burning. âIâm really sorry⊠but, um⊠I like you too. I just didnât think youâd like someone like me.â
Vil huffed, but a genuine smile curled on his lips. âWell, youâre mine now. And youâll never be oblivious again, because I wonât give you the chance to miss it.â
Rook Hunt
To Rook, this was a challengeâa delicious, exquisite one.
He was well aware of how utterly unaware you were. The first time he realized, it was during archery club. He complimented the way your arms flexed as you pulled the bowstring, his tone sultry, his gaze locked on you like you were his prey.
You grinned and said, âHaha, thanks! Iâve been working out my shoulders. Good for posture!â
He tilted his head, lips curled in amusement. âAh, ma colombe, you are truly a creature of mystery~â
But instead of giving up, Rook only doubled down. He started leaving flowers at your desk with poetic notesâsometimes with metaphors so thick they practically screamed âI am in love with you!â
You just thought it was a Rook thing.
âYouâre so sweet! You write such beautiful stuff. Have you thought of joining the poetry club?â
Poetry club�! Mon dieu, I am baring my soul!
He even tried the "accidental touch" methodâfingers brushing yours when passing a book, hands lingering too long during sparring practice. Yet you never reacted with more than a casual smile and a âYou okay?â
And Rook? He found it thrilling.
âThis unawareness⊠this resistance⊠câest magnifique!â he whispered one day, watching you from the balcony like a Shakespearean ghost. âYou are like a doe in the forest, unaware of the eyes that follow you in reverent adorationâŠâ
The final straw was when he kissed the back of your hand under the moonlight after walking you to your dorm. With an air of mystery and drama, he looked into your eyes and murmured, âBonsoir, ma lumiĂšreâŠâ
You giggled. âWow, you really should join the drama club. That delivery was incredible.â
Rook clutched his chest like heâd been shot, but he was laughing too. Of course. Of course you didnât get it.
But that just made him want you more.
âI shall make it my mission to pierce through the veil of innocence that blinds you, mon trĂ©sor,â he declared to the stars. âYou will see meânot as a friend, not as a fellow studentâbut as the man who has adored you all this time.â
Idia Shroud
It was exhausting trying to flirt with someone who didnât even realize you were the final boss in their dating sim.
Idia never considered himself boldânot IRL, anyway. Most of his romantic experience came from watching his OTPs go through slow-burn arcs in visual novels or tragic anime love stories. But when it came to you, he was trying. Like, genuinely. In his own glitchy, socially awkward way.
Heâd wait outside your classroom âtotally coincidentallyâ with his tablet in hand, acting like he wasnât tracking your class schedule to the minute. He even upgraded Orthoâs AI recognition software just to find excuses to walk past you more often. He quoted romantic lines from his favorite games to you, hoping youâd get itâbut every single time?
Youâd just blink. Smile. Nod like he was being cute.
âOh, that line was so poetic! Is that from a movie or something?â
âB-bro thatâs from Stellar Lust IV! The confession scene where the star-crossed lovers reunite under a dying moon! Are you seriously notâŠ? Nvm.â
One afternoon, he got bold. He invited you to his room. That alone shouldâve been a confessionâno one entered his sacred gaming lair unless they had maximum trust level.
He cleared off a place on the bed, installed RGB mood lighting, even had anime OSTs playing softly in the background. He hyped himself up for weeks for this. He was going to drop a flirt so obvious, even a level 1 NPC could read it.
âSo, u-uh, you ever wonder what itâd be like to⊠yâknow⊠date a genius tech prince who could hack into the city grid just to turn all the traffic lights green for you?â
You tilted your head. âThat sounds dangerous⊠but also kind of cool? Is this part of your new game concept?â
He.exe stopped working.
The blue flames of his hair turned pink for half a second before sizzling back.
He mumbled something incoherent and turned back to his computer, pulling his hoodie so far over his head he looked like a turtle. âN-no, yeah, that was just⊠haha⊠worldbuilding...â
Heâd keep trying though. One day, heâd craft a cutscene so perfect, even you couldnât ignore the affection coded into every line.
Malleus Draconia
Malleus was not used to being ignored. Or overlooked. Or, heaven forbidâmisunderstood. He was the Crown Prince of Briar Valley, the most feared and powerful student on campus. And yet, here he was, casting ancient spells to conjure glowing roses and coaxing fireflies into hearts over your tea cupâonly for you to respond with:
âWow, Malleus! You always make things so aesthetic!â
He blinked. "Aesthetic?"
âYeah! Super vibey. You should be a party planner.â
He nearly short-circuited.
This had been happening for weeks. Heâd memorized your schedule, just so he could âcoincidentallyâ be where you were. Heâd offer to walk you home under the stars, hoping for soft-spoken confessionsâbut you only asked him if he thought raccoons had hierarchies in their little trash kingdoms.
...You were enchanting. But you were driving him mad.
One day, after finding yet another love poem heâd slipped into your book returned with grammar corrections (you thought he was practicing his prose), he decided on something bold. Direct. Unmistakable.
âChild of man,â Malleus said one twilight evening as you both sat beneath a tree, âif I were to tell you that my heart beats differently in your presence, that the night air tastes sweeter when you laughâwhat would you say?â
You tilted your head, thinking. âIâd say you have a really poetic way of saying you like hanging out.â
âI do not merely like hanging out,â he said slowly, brow twitching. âI wish to court you.â
You stared. âLike⊠on trial?â
ââŠRomantically.â
âOhhhh.â
Silence.
âWait, me?!â
Malleus closed his eyes and inhaled. Patience. He could wait a thousand years more. But hopefully not.
Lilia Vanrouge
Lilia Vanrouge had seen centuries of war, peace, love, lossâand yet nothing, nothing, had prepared him for the sheer unshakable obliviousness that was you.
It started innocently enough.
Heâd toss a wink your way whenever he passed by in the hallway. He brought you little trinkets from the village during his off-campus venturesâflowers woven into chains, sweets with hearts drawn on the wrappers, one time even a hairpin shaped like a bat. You had smiled and thanked him with the kind of radiant purity that could blind a mortal man. And then you tucked the bat hairpin in your pencil case.
Your pencil case. Like he was a math worksheet and not a 700+ year old fae trying to court you.
Still, he found it endearing. You were cute in a way that made his ageless heart ache, and he loved a challenge. So he tried harder.
âYou know,â he drawled one afternoon, leaning over your shoulder with a voice like velvet, âin my youth, a suitor might serenade their beloved beneath the moonlight.â
âThatâs sweet,â you said, eyes on your textbook. âDid they ever get noise complaints?â
He blinked. â...Noise complaints?â
âWell, if it was late and they were singing outside someoneâs window⊠I bet a lot of people werenât exactly swooning.â
For a moment, Lilia just stared at you. And then he burst out laughing, so hard he had to wipe a tear from his eye.
âYou are either brilliantly teasing me,â he chuckled, âor heartbreakingly naive.â
You smiled at him, not understanding in the slightest.
The final straw came when he invited you for a midnight flightâromantic, intimate, just the two of you soaring above the moon-drenched trees. You screamed with laughter and clung to him the entire way, yelling about how cool it was and how friends like him were the best.
âFriends,â Lilia repeated afterward, voice soft and low as you happily ate the little picnic heâd prepared.
You looked up. âYeah. Iâm lucky to have you.â
He sighed with a small, defeated smile, but his eyes were warm. âThe luck,â he murmured, âis all mine, dear.â
Life as a corporate slave has you worked to the bone. Burdened with expectations from your boss, coworkers and family, you recall a faint childhood memory lost to years of data entry and drafting.
You remember the three weird uncles who'd hang out in your attic everyday at 3AM. How they'd left you an envelope before disappearing, telling you to open it up if a time ever came that you felt lost.
And so, deed in hand, you booked the next bus available and made your way over to Night Raven Valley with nothing but yourself and the clothes on your back.
What adventures await you as you farm, mine, fight and acquaint yourself with the eccentric yet strangely endearing inhabitants of the valley?
Riddle Rosehearts as the Posh Lawyer
Trey Clover as the Homely Baker
Cater Diamond as the Bubbly Magicam Influencer
Ace Trappola as the Troublemaking Carpenter
Deuce Spade as the Trying-His-Best Mechanic
Leona Kingscholar as the Grumpy Unemployed But Rich Guy
Ruggie Bucchi as the Sneaky Odd Job Runner
Jack Howl as the Prickly Botanist
Azul Ashengrotto as the Shady Saloon Owner
Jade Leech as the Shady Secretary
Floyd Leech as the Shady Security Guard
Kalim Al-Asim as the Cheerful Ranch Owner
Jamil Viper as the Dead-Inside Caretaker
Vil Schoenheit as the Pompous Boutique Owner
Rook Hunt as the Scary Hunter
Epel Felmier as the Feral Apple Farmer
Idia Shroud as the Vitamin D Deficient Game Developer
Ortho Shroud as the Local Sunshine Child
Malleus Draconia as the Misunderstood Wizard
Lilia Vanrouge as the Adventurer's Guild Owner
Silver Vanrouge as the Sleepy Knight In Training
Sebek Zigvolt as the Overexcited Wizard Apprentice
Dire Crowley as the Scummy Town Mayor
Divus Crewel as the Dog Loving Scientist
Mozus Trein as the Cat Loving Librarian
Ashton Vargas as the Macho Guy Who Acts Like A Gym Trainer But Is Actually the Town Blacksmith
Sam as the Playful General Store Owner
Grim as the Weird Sewer Raccoon
The Ramshackle Ghosts as the Uncles Who Haunted Your Attic
---
I don't think I'm the first one to come up with this AU but this is just my spin on it cuz I'm totally so normal about sdv and twst
I will be updating each character's general info/ headcanons slowly then maybe I'll move on to heart events for the datables (NRC students except Ortho)
All posts related to this au will be tagged #night raven valley
Asks/Requests are open for this AU
And do any of y'all have suggestions for loved/hated gifts for some of the characters? Some are obvious but I'm actually blank for some like damn I know their entire trauma but idk if they'd like malachite or not what am i supposed to do
Tag List (Interact with the linked post to be tagged in future updates mwah)
Wait hold on i kinda want to write a longer version for this idea its soooo cute!
INSTINCTUAL REACTION: He catches you writing his last name with your first name in the library
Characters: Jade, Jamil, Jack, Idia, Azul
Genre: Romantic (pre-relationship)
Gets in your face, no smiles, which is scarier because he's serious
"Which one?" He asks "Which one?" You feel like there's a penalty if you answer wrong.
Pretends he didn't see
Walks away, pulling his hoodie further down, hits a bookshelf because he was distracted
Also pretends like he didn't see
Meets you the next time with his tails wagging and being unusually helpful
"We could arrange that"
Doesn't waste a moment and sits beside you. Then chickens out and walks away saying, "Excuse me for a moment"
Screams so loud it gets your attention and you scream too, in surprise
You two get kicked out the library
synopsis: pain is not something he ever wanted to associate with you. but seeing you injuredâknowing someone dared to harm youâshatters his composure. for some, itâs rage; for others, panic. and for a few, itâs cold, terrifying controlâuntil he knows youâre safe. but one thing is certain: someone will pay for this.
featured character(s): riddle rosehearts, leona kingscholar, azul ashengrotto, kalim al-asim, jamil viper, vil schoenheit, idia shroud, malleus draconia.
content warning(s): angst, mentions of violence and implied revenge, mild injury descriptions (ex. bruises, wounds, pain etc.), spoilers for book 6 in idiaâs part.
a/n: theyâre just being silly, guys. <3
link(s): (masterlist)
riddle prides himself on maintaining control.
his entire life has been shaped by discipline, by structure, by the belief that emotions must be ruled by logic. he does not allow himself to be reckless, does not allow himself to be overcome. everything he does is precise, calculated, deliberate.
but the moment he sees you hurtâ
everything unravels.
his breath catches in his throat, his heart slamming against his ribs, his mind instantly abandoning all reason. his entire world sharpens to a singular pointâyouâand all at once, every ounce of restraint heâs spent years perfecting is hanging by a fragile, fraying thread.
âwho did this?â
his voice is sharper than youâve ever heard it, trembling with something raw, something dangerously close to rage.
heâs beside you in an instant, dropping to his knees without hesitation, his hands hoveringânot touching, not yet, because what if he makes it worse? what if he hurts you somehow? his fingers tremble, itching to reach out, to make sureâ
âtell me where it hurts,â he says, but his voice wavers. âtell me what happened.â
his hands are gentle but firm as he checks you over, his usually practiced movements clumsy with the weight of panic. he doesnât even realize his breathing is uneven, doesnât even notice the way his shoulders are shaking as he looks you over, as he takes in every bruise, every wound, every sign that something happenedâ
something he didnât prevent.
âyou should have been more careful,â he scolds, but the words come out thin, forced, like heâs trying to hold something else back.
you try to tell him youâre fine, try to brush it off, but he doesnât believe you. his eyes flicker with frustration, his jaw tightening, his grip on your wrist just a fraction too tense.
âdonât be ridiculousâyouâre hurt,â he snaps, and then immediately exhales, forcing himself to breathe. âjust⊠stay still. let me handle this.â
he refuses to let you wave it away. refuses to leave it alone. you are not fine, and he will not let you convince him otherwise.
but even as he focuses on making sure youâre okay, something else burns at the edges of his mind, pressing against his temples like an unbearable weightâ
who did this to you?
his hands clench into fists. his breathing evens out, but his posture remains rigid, coiled tight like a string about to snap.
because once youâre safeâonce heâs certain that youâre okay, that youâll recover, that he didnât fail youâ
then, and only then, will he deal with the one responsible.
his mother may have taught him restraint, but some things are unforgivable.
and hurting you is one of them.
danger.
his body registers it before his mind does, his instincts kicking in the moment his eyes land on youâhurt, vulnerable, not okay.
his vision tunnels, his pulse spikes, and suddenly, the world around him doesnât matter anymore.
âwhat the hell happened?â
his voice is a low, guttural growl, thick with something dark, something uncontrollable. his hands clench at his sides, every muscle coiled, his body readyâready to fight, ready to destroy, ready to eliminate whatever put you in this state.
but then he sees itâsees the way youâre holding yourself, the way your breath hitches, the way you flinch just slightlyâand suddenly, the anger has to be forced down, swallowed like bile in the back of his throat.
because right now, you come first.
so he moves, closing the distance in a single step, his hands reaching for you before he can stop himself. his hands are gentle from the start, unusually so. these hands of his are capable of devastation, of turning flesh to dust, of summoning ruin with a mere touch. but against you, they are careful, restrained. the second he feels the warmth of your skin beneath his fingertips, the tension in his hold eases, his hands softening, steadying you instead of breaking you.
âwho did this?â
his voice is still dangerous, still thick with that barely restrained fury, but now thereâs something else underneath it.
concern.
fear.
he hates how it makes his chest tighten. hates the way it lingers at the edges of his thoughts, nagging at him, clawing at something buried deep beneath his usual indifference.
he kneels in front of you, his sharp, emerald eyes scanning every inch of you with terrifying intensity. his fingers ghost over your injuries, his jaw clenched so tight you can hear his teeth grind together.
âtell me.â his voice is dangerous now.
and thenâwhen you hesitate, when you try to brush it off, when you lieâ
his patience snaps.
âdonât give me that.â his grip tightens just slightly, his expression darkening. âyouâre hurt. donât act like itâs nothing.â
thereâs no room for argument in his tone. no patience for your stubbornness, no willingness to accept anything less than the truth.
if you try to keep it from him, if you refuse to say whoâs responsible, then fineâheâll find out himself.
because someone did this.
and once youâre safeâonce heâs sure youâre okay, once heâs made damn sure youâll recoverâ
then heâs hunting.
âstay here,â he mutters, standing to his full height, his tail flicking behind him in barely restrained aggression. âiâll take care of it.â
and if you try to stop him?
his gaze flickers down to you, something sharp, something scorching, like the unrelenting heat of the desert sun at its peakâblistering, unforgiving, merciless.
âno one lays a damn hand on you and gets away with it.â
and then heâs gone, a storm of unbridled wrath, a lion on the hunt.
azul is a man of careful calculations.
every word, every action, every decision he makes is deliberate. he has spent years crafting a persona of charm, wit, and effortless composureâone that allows him to stay in control, no matter the circumstances. he does not flinch, does not waver, does not lose to uncertainty.
but then he sees you hurt.
and suddenly, all of that control is gone.
his breath catches, his body locks up, and for one horrifying moment, his mind is utterly blank.
âyouâwhat happened?â
his voice doesnât sound like his own. itâs too sharp, too raw, lacking the usual smoothness he prides himself on.
he rushes to you without thinking, but the second heâs close enough to touch, he hesitates. his fingers hover inches above your skin, his knuckles white with the force of his restraint. his mind is screaming at him to act, to do something, but a terrible thought wedges itself into his panicâ
what if i make it worse?
he doesnât trust his own hands, doesnât trust his own judgment, not when the sight of you like this is unraveling him from the inside out.
âtell me what hurts,â he demands, his words tumbling out in a way thatâs almost frantic. âis it serious? how bad is it?â
his thoughts spiral immediately, jumping to the worst possible conclusions. is it critical? should he be calling for medical attention? what if youâre downplaying it? what if heâs not fast enough?
and then you try to brush it off.
ânothing?â he echoes, breath hitching. his voice almost cracksâand he hates that. âhow can you say that when youâreâwhen youââ
his hands clench into fists, shaking slightly as he forces himself to breathe.
âjustâjust stay still,â he mutters, voice tight with strain. âiâll take care of it.â
because if there is one thing he knows, one thing he can control, itâs fixing things. making deals. offering solutions.
âiâll call a healer. iâll get whatever you needâwhatever you want.â
his words come too fast, his mind still racing, but through it all, his hands never leave yours.
his grip is too tight, fingers wrapped around yours like a lifeline, like letting go isnât an option heâs willing to consider.
because if he lets goâif he loses youâ
heâs not sure heâll be able to handle it.
and when itâs overâwhen he knows youâll be okayâhe still doesnât let you out of his sight.
âyou scared me,â he murmurs, quieter than before.
his voice is steadier now, but you can still hear the remnants of his fear, lingering in the way his thumb brushes absentmindedly over your knuckles, in the way he exhales like heâs been holding his breath this entire time.
and for the first time since youâve met himâsince he built the persona of azul ashengrotto, the untouchable businessman, the man always one step aheadâ
he lets you see just how fragile he becomes when it comes to you.
kalim is always smiling.
he is a beacon of joy, a burst of light in every room he enters. when things go wrong, he looks for the silver lining. when people are hurting, he lifts them up with his boundless energy. sadness is something he refuses to dwell on, something he fights against with warmth and laughter.
but when he sees you hurt?
his entire world stops.
âoh no, oh noââ
the words leave him before he can think, his breath catching as his heart lurches in his chest. he doesnât hesitate, doesnât pause to process what heâs seeingâhis body moves, fast and instinctive, rushing to your side.
his hands cradle your face, warm and steady despite the frantic tremor in his touch.
âare you okay? what happened? does it hurt? how bad is it?â
his voice is shaking. heâs shaking.
and when he finally really looks at you, when he takes in the way you wince, the way you hold yourself like youâre trying to hide the painâhis chest tightens, his stomach twisting into something awful.
âwhy didnât anyone stop it? why didnât i stop it?â
guilt. overwhelming, suffocating guilt floods him like a tidal wave.
âi shouldâve been there! i shouldâve protected you!â
his grip on you tightensânot enough to hurt, just enough to let you know heâs here. he isnât letting go. he wonât let go.
and then, before you can stop himâbefore you can tell him itâs not a big dealâhis eyes start to glisten.
âkalim, are youââ
âiâm not crying!â he absolutely is. âi justâyou scared me!â
his voice wobbles, and suddenly, heâs pulling you into a hug, arms wrapping around you too tightly, like heâs afraid youâll disappear if he lets go.
âdonât move, okay? just stay right here! iâll get someone to helpâiâll fix this, i promise!â
if itâs something smallâjust a minor scrape, a bruiseâhe still treats it like itâs life-threatening. he refuses to let you walk it off, refuses to let you act like itâs fine.
if itâs something worse? if you are seriously hurt?
he panics, but his movements are certain. without hesitation, he lifts you into his arms, holding you to his chest like youâre something precious, like you belong nowhere else but safe in his hands.
âiâve got you,â he whispers, voice breaking. âi wonât let anything happen to you.â
and when he finally gets you to safety, when he finally knows youâre okayâ
he still wonât stop fussing.
âyou need to rest! do you want pillows? iâll get you pillows! or tea! do you want tea? iâm sure jamil willâjamil! we need tea!â
âkalim, iâm fineââ
âno, youâre not fine! i was so scared!â
his fingers squeeze yours.
and later, when youâre patched up, when the worst of the moment has passedâ
he presses his forehead to yours, closing his eyes.
âdonât ever scare me like that again, okay?â
his voice is softer now, the usual excitement dimmed into something deeply sincere.
âi donât ever wanna see you hurt again.â
jamil was raised to handle crises.
he has spent his entire life being the one who steps in when things go wrong, the one who fixes things while everyone else panics. no matter the situation, no matter the chaos, no matter the pressureâhe is always in control.
so when he sees you hurt, when he registers the way youâre holding yourself, the way your face twists with painâ
his stomach drops.
but his body moves on instinct.
âwhere?â
his voice is steady. too steady. his mind is screaming, but his tone doesnât waver, his movements are calculated, precise. he crouches in front of you immediately, eyes scanning you with sharp, assessing precision.
âhow bad is it? let me see.â
he doesnât waste time. doesnât ask what happenedânot yet. because right now, the only thing that matters is making sure youâre okay.
his hands are warm but firm, brushing over you carefully as he checks for injuries. his fingers ghost over your wrist, your arm, the side of your faceâeverywhere that might be hurtâhis touch gentle but filled with purpose.
âitâs not broken,â he murmurs under his breath, half to himself, half to reassure you. âno major swelling⊠does this hurt?â
and thenâwhen you flinch, when you let out the softest hiss of painâ
something inside him snaps.
his jaw clenches. his breathing slows.
âwho.â
his eyes flick up to meet yours, and for the first time, there is something dangerous in his gaze.
âwho did this?â
if there is a culpritâif someone is responsible for thisâthen they are not leaving unscathed.
but even as fury thrums through his veins, even as his mind races with ways to handle the situation, he forces himself to prioritize you first.
âcan you walk?â his voice is softer now, his tone slipping back into something controlled, something measured.
if you say yes, he doesnât let you prove it. he supports you immediately, one arm around your waist, guiding you effortlessly as if itâs the most natural thing in the world.
if you say no, he lifts you without hesitation. no warning, no askingâjust picking you up, his hold secure, unshakable.
âdonât argue,â he mutters, barely sparing you a glance. âjust let me take care of it.â
because he will.
and once he gets you somewhere safe, once heâs made sure youâre being treated properly, once he knows with certainty that you are okayâ
then, and only then, does he allow himself to breathe.
âyouâre reckless,â he mutters, his voice a mix of exasperation and something far too raw. âi donât have time to deal with this every time you get yourself hurt, you know.â
but his fingers tighten just slightly where they rest against your arm, betraying the truth behind his words.
because if something had happenedâif things had been worseâ
he doesnât even want to think about what he would have done.
perfection is vilâs standard.
not just in beauty, not just in his work, but in everythingâhis composure, his discipline, the way he carries himself. he does not allow himself to be reckless. he does not make careless mistakes. he does not let emotions rule him.
but then he sees you hurt.
and something inside him fractures.
his lips press together, his expression unreadable, his body rigidâthe only betrayal of the storm brewing beneath his flawless exterior is the way his fingers tighten just slightly at his sides, the way his breath is a fraction too controlled.
âwhere are you hurt?â
his voice is steady. cold. clinical. but his eyesâhis eyesâ
they burn.
he crosses the distance between you in two strides, his gloved fingers already reaching for you. his touch is firm but delicate, brushing over your skin with the kind of precision only someone like him could possess.
âsit down.â itâs not a request. âdonât move until iâve assessed the damage.â
you try to downplay it, try to insist that itâs nothing, but his sharp gaze cuts through you instantly.
âdo not insult me by pretending this is fine,â he snaps, his voice sharp as glass. âyou are hurt. i can see it. so let me handle it.â
his fingers ghost over your injuries, his touch meticulous, searching. he catalogues everythingâthe severity, the placement, the way you react when he presses too close.
he is silent as he works, but the tension in his shoulders speaks volumes.
âthis never should have happened.â the words slip out low, almost a whisper, but the weight behind them is undeniable. âi should haveââ
but he cuts himself off before he finishes the thought.
vil schoenheit does not dwell in should haves.
he fixes things. he prevents disasters before they happen.
but right now, all he can do is make sure you are okay.
âiâll handle this,â he says smoothly, already preparing to tend to your wounds himself. âstay still.â
his movements are precise, every action perfectly executedâcleaning, bandaging, ensuring no imperfections remain. but his touch lingers just slightly longer than necessary, his fingers brushing over your wrist, your palm, the curve of your shoulder with a tenderness that is almost imperceptible.
and when itâs overâwhen you are properly cared for, when the worst of the moment has passedâhe finally exhales.
âyou worried me,â he murmurs, and it is softer now, less controlled, less rehearsed.
and thenâjust for a secondâhis fingers ghost against your jaw, tilting your face up toward him.
âi wonât let this happen again. not ever.â
his voice is gentle. his eyes are not.
because if anyone had a hand in thisâif someone is responsible for this painâ
then they will regret ever daring to touch you.
idia doesnât do well under pressure.
he was not built for high-stakes situations, for stress, for emotions so raw they leave no room for second chances. he hates unpredictability, hates chaos, hates not knowing what to do.
so when he sees you hurtâ
his mind shuts down.
for a full second, he just stares, his breath caught somewhere in his throat, his fingers twitching but unable to move.
no, no, no, no, noâ
his brain latches onto the worst possibilities immediately. how bad is it? is it fatal? what if youâre bleeding out? what if itâs internal? what if he doesnât react fast enough?
what if he loses you?
his stomach twists violently, a familiar, awful panic rising in his throat, threatening to choke him.
because thisâthis exact fearâis something heâs lived through before.
he remembers the first time. the real first time.
losing ortho was something he never saw coming. something he never thought could happen. and even though heâs built him again, recreated him, brought back a version of his little brotherâ
he still remembers.
remembers what it felt like to be too late. to fail someone he loved. to stand there, frozen in horror, helpless to stop it.
and nowâ
now itâs you.
you, the only person who matters to him besides ortho. you, the person who understands him, who stays, who chooses him despite all the reasons not to. you, who has somehow become his entire world without him even realizing it.
âoh sevenâokay, okayâdonât freak outâno, wait, iâm the one freaking outââ
he rushes toward you but stops short, his hands hovering inches away, shaking.
âw-wait, should i touch you? would that make it worse?? oh seven, what if i make it worseââ
his mind is short-circuiting. too many variables. too many possible failures.
âidia,â you start, but he whirls on you, wide-eyed and frantic.
ây-you have to tell me exactly how bad it is, okay? give me a numerical ratingâno, no, wait, i donât trust the pain scale, umâcan you move?? do you need a doctor??â
his breathing is erratic, his fingers clutching at the edge of his hoodie like itâs the only thing keeping him grounded.
but thenâjust like beforeâyou try to reassure him.
âiâm okay.â
he stops.
his whole body locks up, his mind struggling to catch up.
ââŠare you sure?â
his voice is so small. so uncertain.
because heâs already lost someone before.
and if he lost you tooâif this was his fault, if he wasnât fast enough, smart enough, good enoughâ
he doesnât know what he would do.
even when heâs finally convinced that youâre not dying, he still refuses to leave your side. he hovers awkwardly, fidgeting with the hem of his sleeve, clearly itching to do something to make himself useful.
so he does what he knows bestâ
âd-do you wanna lay down? i, uh, set up a recovery station in my room. blankets. snacks. medkitsâyâknow, just in case. w-we can watch something comforting, i wonât even complain about the genre. promise.â
his voice is still wobbly, still slightly frayed at the edges, but the tension in his shoulders finally eases when you nod.
and laterâwhen youâre safe, resting, and no longer in painâ
his fingers brush against yours, hesitant, unsure, before finally intertwining them properly.
ânever scare me like that again, okay?â
his voice is quiet. but this time, it doesnât shake.
because he wonât lose you too.
he canât.
malleus has lived longer than most.
a century and more has passed since his birth. he has seen generations rise and fall, watched mortals grow old in the blink of an eye. nothing unsettles him. nothing disturbs his calm.
but then he sees you hurt.
and the entire world stands still.
his breath halts, and the air around him shiftsâthe very atmosphere bending beneath the weight of something primordial, something as vast and unrelenting as the storm-laden skies over the land of briar.
his first instinct is not panic.
it is rage.
âwho did this?â
his voice is low, steady, but beneath the surface, something dangerous lurks.
his emerald eyes gleam, faintly glowing in the dim light. the shadows stretch taller, the wind outside stills, the very earth itself seems to pause, as if the land itself knows what kind of wrath is building within him.
his hands twitch at his sides, claws curling, magic crackling faintly at his fingertipsânot for you, never for you, but for whoever was foolish enough to harm you.
but he stops himself. forces himself to breathe.
because you come first.
he is in front of you in an instant, his movements as fluid as shadow, his expression unreadable. his handsâhands that could command storms, reduce castles to rubble, shatter the very skyâreach for you with an almost unnatural gentleness.
âlet me see,â he murmurs, his fingers ghosting over your injury, tracing the bruises, the cuts, the places where pain lingers.
his touch is featherlight, his movements precise, but beneath it all, his body is rigid with barely restrained fury.
âwho did this?â he repeats, quieter now, but infinitely more terrifying.
if you donât answer, if you try to downplay it, if you lieâ
his gaze darkens, something thunderous in his silence.
âdo not shield them from me.â
he is not so easily deceived. he sees the hesitation in your eyes, the way you waver, the way you avoid his gaze. if you refuse to tell him, it does not matterâhe will find out on his own.
but firstâ
âhold still,â he murmurs, raising his hand.
a pulse of magic hums through the air, a whisper of ancient power curling around your form like a protective shroud. the ache dulls, the wounds begin to close, the pain fades.
âbetter?â he asks, softer now, something tender hidden beneath the weight of his fury.
but even as he tends to you, even as he ensures you are safeâ
his mind is already elsewhere.
because someone hurt you.
and for that, there will be consequences.
malleus does not act rashly. he does not lash out blindly.
but the guilty party will know fear.
âstay here,â he murmurs, his thumb brushing over your cheek for just a fraction of a second, his touch lingering. ârest. recover.â
and then, as he turns, the air thickens, the weight of his presence pressing down like the hush before a storm, like the crackling stillness before lightning splits the sky.
because someone has made a grave mistake.
and if the gods are watching, they would be wise to offer their mercyâbecause malleus draconia will not.
congrats on making it to the end! if you enjoyed this, likes, comments, follows, and reblogs are always appreciatedâthey help motivate me to keep creating and sharing!
April Fools Part Two, Electric Boogaloo: telling them you're pregnant (but it's not a joke this time)
It's April Fools again! Last year you pulled a (in your opinion) harmless prank and made your boyfriend think you were pregnant by using a fake pregnancy test, which didn't go exactly as you planned.
But this time, you were actually pregnant. It just so happens that you discover this news the day of April Fool's, and with the prank you tried to pull last year, you doubt he will believe you so easily this time. Luckily, you have a brain in your head, and irrefutable evidence to prove you right. But....you know....you still have those fake tests lying around...why not have some fun?
"Hey sweetheart, I have some important news." Withholding a grin from your lips, you announced, "I'm pregnant."
previous
multi x gn!reader
[tw/cw} - sexual humor, crack, dumbassery afoot, some softer vibes, takes place post-graduation
[note] - idk i had a lot of fun with the first part so I thought I'd write a quick sequel to it! the same seven as the last post as well! also silver ended up being longer but like i had to include mal and lilia soooooo
Deuce
Your sweetest boyfriend (fiancé now actually) was staring at you with suspicion, eyeing the test in your hands as he folded the laundry, separating it into piles.
"Riiiight...and that's not the same exact 'test' you used last year." Deuce scoffed as he turned his back to you, picking up his and your clothes to put away.
"I'm not falling for that one again! Especially not on April's Fools, I'm not that dumb!"
You let out a laugh, coming up behind Deuce as you reached into your back pocket to pull out the other three (real) tests.
"Aw baby, I know you're not that dumb." Wrapping your arms around his middle and kissing his neck, you smiled as you felt Deuce hum and melt into your touch.
"So, you don't believe me?" You whined into the back of his neck, making your fiance shiver. "So mean."
"Hmph, n-no, I don't!" Deuce gave you a shaky reply as he turned in your hold, his cheeks and ears red. "You won't get me this time, I'll need more than just a test as proof!"
"Oh? Well it's a good thing then,"
A grin grew on your face as you triumphantly pulled up your hands between you two, holding up the three tests like a stack of cards right up to his face.
"That I have these!"
Watching as Deuce's bright blue eyes widened, you continued to explain.
"I knew you wouldn't believe me at first, so I went and got three different brands! I hope you know that it took me drinking a lot of water so I could get these results."
You replied deadpan, though your smile returned as you saw how Deuce's eyes sparkled and brightly smile at you.
"Wait, for real!? We're having a baby?"
"Yes! We're gonna be parents!" The two of you laughed as Deuce wrapped his arms around you and lifted you into a spinning hug.
"Oh gods, this is so exciting! I can't believeâ" Deuce gasped, setting you back down on your feet as he asked, "I can tell Mom, right?"
You snorted, nodding your head and pressing your lips together in a sweet kiss.
"Yes, you can tell Dylla! Let's call her right now!"
Ruggie
You know that Ruggie wouldn't believe you or the test lying on the kitchen counter, his skeptical face as he inspected it right this moment said so well enough.
You also knew that he probably wouldn't believe the second on you left on the coffee table, though he was starting to look confused.
By the time he found the third one on the bed, he was started to understand. By the time he got to the fourth one in the bathroom, Ruggie knew that this wasn't just a joke anymore.
Poor guy almost slipped and fell on his ass as he slid into the living room, where you'd been lounging and reading a book.
"Ya ain't pulling my tail this time right?" Ruggie was eyeing you, though his tail was wagging and his lips were wobbly. "Cause if you're tryin' to pull one on me it won't work, I saved baby money this time."
You snorted at that, looking at him over your shoulder with a smirk.
"Ooooh, look at Mister Prepared over here." You teased, making Ruggie rush over and pinch your nose as he grinned back, poking at your ticklish spots. "Eeeek! Stop that! Stopstopstopstopstop! It tickles! HahahaâAH!"
You fell backwards on your small futon, cackling as Ruggie continued poking at your sides, crawling over you to dig his fingers in to tickle.
"You sure? You better be sure! Say it out loud! Come on~" He finally relented as you smacked his hands off you with snorts and giggles, opting instead to gently smack his forehead against yours, nuzzling his nose into your hair.
"Saaaay it~"
"Okay, okay! No more tickling though!" You held up a finger and jammed it into his cheek, though you still were smiling. "Deal?"
"Mmm, just for today.
"Fine. Ruggie?"
"Yes?"
"We having a baby."
The two of you exploded into more laughter as Ruggie buried you in his arms, squeezing you tight as you squeezed right back.
Jade
You knew that Jade knew that this test was a fake one. Mostly because you deliberately grabbed the one of the ones that he used against you last year.
So while he studied the test in his hands with a smile after your announcement, you knew that your now darling husband was doubting you.
Which is why you also went through the effort of getting a blood test done with the doctor, and had the results in an envelope mixed with the rest of your mail for him to check.
"Oh? What a surprise, and on April 1st too." Jade let out a chuckle, reaching down to press a kiss at the top of your head as you continued working on your laptop. "I must say, I expected better from you. Pulling the same prank?"
You remained silent, sticking your tongue out at him as Jade simply smiled and winked at you, opting to let you be as he went to sort through the mail. Perfect.
It took him a few minutes, but he noticed the letter from the doctor quickly, letting out a concerned hum.
"My pearl, you have a letter from your physician, is everything alright?"
"Oh yeah, I went a bit ago and they had me draw some blood. Should just be a regular panel. Check it for me hun?"
You couldn't help the smile from growing as you waiting in anticipation, listening to Jade tear into paper and unfold your results.
Jade took in a sharp breath, going quiet as you finally closed your laptop. Taking a deep breath and doing your best to put on concerned face, you turned over on the couch to look at Jade, who'd been staring down at the paper with wide eyes.
"What's it say Jade?" You feign ignorance as he snapped his head to look at you, batting your eyelashes. "Everything normal?"
Before you even had the chance to react, Jade had practically lunged himself across the room to grab you, holding you tight as kissed you as if it would be the last one you'd ever share.
"Mmph!" You smiled into the kiss wrapping your arms around his shoulders as he lifted you up into his arms. Finally, after swatting him in the back to beg for a chance to breathe, Jade pulled away with a grin.
"So much for pulling the same prank, huh Jade?"
"You sly little human, what fantastic news!" You two shared another kiss. And another. And one more as he cooed to you, "You're going to look beautiful as you grow our little ones."
"Ones? Just the one Jade. Twins aren't that common for humans."
"One can hope." He gave you a sly grin. "Though, nothing prevents us from stopping at the one."
Jamil
In the spirit of your previous fuck up, you decided to order another round of fake pregnancy tests through your shared shopping account. But you bought some real ones from the store too, so there was no way for Jamil to know now what you were actually doing.
He seemed to roll his eyes at your announcement, clicking in tongue at you as he started undressing from his work clothes.
"Uh-huh, habibi did you forget what happened last time? Didn't you learn your lesson?"
Jamil pinched your cheek as he passed you to get his lounge clothes, only to pause and sigh has he noticed the second test you placed in the drawer.
"Aaaah, how funny...but seriously? You got baby fever?" Jamil questioned you, equally curious and concerned. "I feel like you're trying to tell me something."
You hummed, grinning as he went to the bathroom, loosening his braids.
"Well~ I am trying to tell you something honey..." Hearing him drop his brush over as he noticed the third on the counter made you snort and giggle.
"(Name), seriously, are you messing with me or are you actuallyâ"
As he rushed back into the bedroom to you, Jamil froze and gaped at the two new tests you were holding in glee.
"Ha! Tricked you, I actually am pregnant Jamil! April Fool's!"
You were so thrilled to actually have pulled a successful prank on Jamil, that you didn't see the way he started tearing up. And you definitely didn't expect him to throw himself at you, arms wrapping around you tightly as he shakenly breathed into your neck.
"Habibi! You're awful for playing around with me like that!" Jamil looked up, giving you a halfhearted glare as he squeezed your cheeks with his hand and chastised you.
"Don't joke around about things like this," He cursed under his breath before relenting into a soft smile. "You're a brat."
You grinned back at him, throwing your arms around him as you laughed.
"Yeah, I'm your brat, and we're gonna get another brat in a couple of months!"
Vil
As you held out the test to Vil, like holding a platter of ambrosia to a god, he simply glanced at it, and gave you a smile.
"I know."
You blanked, frozen in your spot as Vil kissed your cheek, walking past you into the bedroom as he started removing his jewelry.
"Eh?"
A soft chuckle left your fiancé's mouth as you heard him shuffle around the room. It must have been at least a few minutes, as he returned back into his lounge clothes and wrapped an arm around your waist.
"I said, I know." Looking down at the test in your still frozen hands, Vil plucked it and studied it with a critical gaze.
"This isn't real though, I recognize it from last year. Were you trying to pull another ridiculous joke?"
Vil sighed, rolling his eyes as he tossed the test onto the dresser and instead brought you tighter against him. You relaxed into his touch, though you squirmed a bit to look him in the face.
"Wait! How did you even know? I made sure to not toss anything in the trash this time for the housekeeper, I even told her the news ahead of time so that she wouldn't accidently find all the actual tests around the place and tell you and your father again!"
Turning in Vil's arms, he actually looked impressed, though amused, at your efforts.
"Oh, you actually put thought into it this time? How cute."
"Quit making fun! Tell me how you knew!"
"Tell me first how many tests you hid."
"Like 6! She helped me hide some too!" You grabbed Vil by the shoulders and theatrically, though humorously, shook him as you demanded answers. "Now tell meeeeee!"
"Oh calm down now, there's only room for one dramatic in this relationship." Vil cupped your cheek and gave you a chaste kiss, making your calm down.
"I noticed you were rather late this month and that you've been nauseous when waking up. I put it together and figured that you were having early morning sickness."
You let out a sound of realization, though you furrowed your brows.
"Well, why didn't you say anything?"
"I wanted the pleasure of seeing what you'd do to surprise your queen." Vil scoffed and pinched your cheek. "Though, if I'd known you were going to try to pull another prank, I would've just taken you to the doctor instead."
"Let me have my fun!"
"No."
Idia
You didn't miss the way Idia squinted his eyes at you in suspicion, darting back and forth between you and the test. He even held up his tablet like a shield.
"Suuuure. Yeah, and why would I believe you?"
Gasping, you held a hand to your heart in mock offense.
"You calling me a liar, Idia Shroud? Me? Your partner?"
"Hey, you're the one whoâ"
"Your one and only?"
"I'm not saying thatâ"
"The love of your life?"
"It's just that last time youâ"
"The only person who can ever tolerate your bad tastes in anime?"
"HEY!"
You tossed your head back in mock devastation, 'collapsing' into the couch behind you as you pretended to sob into your hands.
"My own boyfriend, doubting me! I can't believe it..."
Peaking through your fingers, you watched as Idia walked over, still holding up his tablet, though also glaring at you from the top of it.
"I'd be a total noob if I believed you again. Even got Ortho in it too...if you think you can trick me again..."
"Even if I show this to you?!"
Like a trump card, you reached into your jacket and pulled out an ultrasound jumping up to shove it into his face with a giant smile.
"Haaaah...what?"
Idia's eyes grew big and as he almost dropped his tablet, a shaky hand reaching for the piece of paper and bringing it close.
"Youâthisâweâwhenâ"
"If you're going to faint again, faint into the couch please."
"Okay."
Thump.
Silver
You weren't a fool this time. This time, you knew exactly what to expect and how to make this prank successful this time.
"Oh...uh. Darling?" Silver held the test in his hands as you kissed his cheek walking past him into the kitchen to make you two a cup of tea.
"Yes?"
"I don't mean to doubt you, but isn't this the same test as last year? From your prank?"
Shrugging, you busied yourself with the kettle and stove, grabbing your favorite mugs (and a third one), and humming as you looked through the teas.
"Maybe. Do you want ginger tea?"
"Ginger is fine. But dear, you do remember that last year I told youâ"
"Honey?"
"Yes?"
"No, do you want honey? And lemon."
"Oh, yes that would be nice, but can you answer meâ"
A knock at the door interrupted Silver, though you perked up as if you expected the sudden visitor. Silver, startled, blinked at the door and furrowed his eyebrows, as if offended.
Walking over as you continued making the tea, Silver checked the window next to the door and relaxed, opening it to the guest.
"Oh, hello Malleus. I didn't know you would be coming over."
You bit your lip to keep yourself from giggling, taking a deep breath as you peeked through the doorway and waved happily.
"Hi Hornton! I invited him over for some tea! Sorry, I forgot to tell you."
Malleus had a soft smile, nodding his head at you, then at Silver, patting the top of his head. Silver blinked again, still confused, as he followed Malleus into the kitchen.
"That's alright, but can we talk aboutâ"
You already had set the table with the cups and a few pastries alongside them, giggling as Malleus leaned in to ruffle your hair.
"Hello my Child of Man, how are you faring? You smell rather sweet, you are with child? Shouldn't you be resting?"
Silver froze, eyes wide and a breathless gasp leaving him as you nodded, making eye contact with him as you answered.
"Oh, I'll be alright! I have the father right here to help me every step of the way, right Silverâeep!"
You yelped as Silver hugged you tight, breathlessly laughing as he picked you up and twirled, making you laugh.
"I can't believe it! This is wonderful!" Finally putting you back down on your feet, Silver pressed your foreheads together and nuzzled you. "You had me confused for a moment there."
Giggling, you gestured your head to your friend sitting at the table, who smiled happily back.
"That's what Hornton was for, wanted to make that everyone in the family would be here to hear the news!"
"Everyone? But isn't Father stillâ"
The sudden drop of a small fae's face between you too as he floated down to grin at Silver make your partner stumble back in surprise.
"Boo!"
Hello welcome to my little sideblog! I like to write cute YN x Character fanfiction! Maybe when I work up the courage il post them!
96 posts