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when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.

and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women

BUT

he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.

which is like ????

the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

licensed therapists when your problems aren't mild social anxiety and being sad once in a while

no no no

oh he 100% doesnt know what year it is

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased

another thought about "gen z and gen alpha don't know how to use computers, just phone apps" is that this is intentionally the direction tech companies have pushed things in, they don't want users to understand anything about the underlying system, they want you to just buy a subscription to a thing and if it doesn't do what you need it to, you just upgrade to the more expensive one. users who look at configuration files are their worst nightmare

I need to design a tarot spread for “well, now what?” I’ll call it the wtf do I do now spread.

Any of y’all got one handy?

WE ARE ONLINE!!!

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE ONLINE???

AND SOMEHOW MY WORDS APPEARED ON YOUR SCREEN

THE CHANCES OF THAT ARE ASTRONOMICALLY LOW YET SOMEHOW YOU'RE READING MY SENTENCES

HELLO PERSON I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE WONDERFUL, HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!!

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

🎆 Celebrating New Year’s Eve as a witch 🎆

I hope you had a great Yule and a merry Christmas! 

Even though New Year’s Eve is not part of the witches’ sabbats, or the pagan’s wheel of the year, many witches still decide to celebrate December 31st. Here are a few ideas to make this night a bit more witchy and magical… 

🎆 Make New Year’s resolutions, and note them in your grimoire or book of shadows. Draw magical sigils to ensure strength and success. 

🎆 Use kitchen witchcraft to infuse all your ambitions and good intentions for the new year into baked goods and NYE cocktails. 

🎆 Make a 12-card Tarot spread, to reveal what you should focus on every month of next year. 

🎆 Cleanse your home. If you want inspiration, find here my post on cleansing using the 4 elements. 

🎆 Practice candle magic by lighting a white candle, which represents purity and new beginnings, at midnight and whispering your hopes for 2021 to the flame. 

🎆 Write a letter to your future self, to open next New Year’s Eve, as a way to reflect on what you hope to happen within the year. You can write a physical letter or use FutureMe.org. 

🎆 Be loud! Make as much noise as possible, especially at midnight, to scare away bad energies for the new year. 

🎆 Open windows and/or doors at midnight, to let the old energies of 2020 go, and to bring in new and positive intentions. 

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

Hi, mathblr. Have you had any mind blowing realisations lately? Personally, I only realised this month that

and

Ever since that day in grade 12 when I learned the formulas for the elementary functions primitives I have used them without thinking. Side by side with the knowledge of computing primitives for composite functions, without ever connecting the dots. I'm defending my phd in math at the beginning of next year, btw. Shame on the education system and shame on me.

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

so i just learned something really fucked up about US coinage...

a quarter weighs EXACTLY 2.5 times as much as a dime.

as a consequence, quarters and dimes have the same value-to-mass ratio.

and this ratio? $20/lb.

this means that a pound of any mix of quarters and dimes is worth exactly $20.

Calculus is ruining my fucking life. Every time I see a thing inside another thing, I can't help but wonder how to apply the chain rule. It started with abstract things like syntax trees, but I got jumpscared by a banner ad showing penis-in-vagina sex and all I could think about was derivatives. v'(p(x)) * p'(x), where v(x) is vagina and p(x) is penis. Now, how to find v'(x) and p'(x). . . ?

Everything is secretly about sex, except sex, which is secretly about calculus.

Oh my gosh I’m back!!

I left Tumblr not much after the Yahoo buyout, and now I’m back!!! Even got the same url, fuck yeah!!