WHY ARE YOU EATING ROCKS-

WHY ARE YOU EATING ROCKS-

little quirks each of the characters has.

characters: albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, xiao, & zhongli reader: gn!reader warnings: none. be warned that it’s april fools, but in all serious: none.

a/n: absolutely an april fools series of headcanons. please do not take these seriously. 

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albedo

at random times, you get the creepiest feeling about your boyfriend. you can never put your finger on it though.

the unsettling feeling always lurks and you feel almost guilty. it’s not a flight or fight response, nor is it a ‘this dude is weird’ type of feeling. rather, it’s just an odd feeling, like something is off about him.

you’ve never been able to place a finger on it until one day, you keep rubbing at your eye because something is in it. after blinking numerous times, the itchy feeling finally goes away, but you then look at your boyfriend’s eyes, wondering if he saw your little struggle.

albedo didn’t notice, completely transfixed in his book. you stare at him a bit longer. eyes… you think and your mystery is solved.

you now understand why he unsettles you at times.

you watch him in fascination as he reads his book, flipping the pages. you watch him for what feels like eons before you can’t take it anymore. you choose to burst out your revelation about him.

“you don’t blink!” you declare, having thoroughly decided that that was the issue with your otherwise lovely boyfriend.

albedo looks up at you slowly. he makes eye contact with you. and, of course, he blinks.

“what?” the blonde asks confusedly, blinking once more. you let out a deflated little sigh as his blinking schedule appears to go back to normal.

maybe next time you could record a video on your kamera and show him.

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Sad that we live in a world where you’re judged for keeping your baby alive and trying your hardest to do right by the baby you bought into this world.

You should never feel ashamed for breastfeeding your baby in public areas, breasts are sadly highly sexualized due to media and sick-minded people more than ever nowadays. 

If you think breastfeeding is “gross”, “weird”, “sexual”, or anything of the sort, get yourself checked into a mental hospital because you are mentally ill.

A baby has the right to eat just as much as anybody else does.

A mother has the right to feed her baby without being judged.

If you can’t handle that, then don’t go back outside, they shouldn’t have to stay inside just because you’re a sick individual that can’t handle the sight of a baby eating.

*To all mothers reading this, you’re doing right by your baby and you don’t have to be ashamed or hide just because you’re trying to keep your baby alive. Stay strong. ❤

What about Levi x reader with a new baby and she is already a little insecure about breastfeeding cause it's just not going right. Then, out and about one day they realize they forgot a bottle and she decides to breastfeed in public (which can be controversial) and Levi tries to shield reader and the baby for her comfort and tells off anyone who has something to say. It starts going much better after that with both reader and baby getting the hang of things.

And it's totally cool if it's not up your alley. But if you want, a story or HC discussion, whatever you think. And, what DO you think Levis reaction is?... I almost went with something different but couldn't stop thinking of this.

Personally? I think there is nothing wrong with breastfeeding in public. Baby gotta eat. Only became a problem because breasts have been over-sexualised. Let that woman feed in public! Let the baby eat! Stop making women feel ashamed of their bodies!

What About Levi X Reader With A New Baby And She Is Already A Little Insecure About Breastfeeding Cause

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Only natural

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, fluff, cute, first time parents, newborns, dad Levi, protective Levi.

Concept: Levi can see how exhausted you seem from your baby not latching on when it comes to breastfeeding. Your husband suggests a nice walk in the park to relax you a bit. As you walk, your baby starts to fuss needing food. You check the bags but can't find the bottles, which means you have to feed your baby in public. Levi shields you from prying eyes and shuts up anyone who makes a comment. You don't care because your baby finally feeds.

What About Levi X Reader With A New Baby And She Is Already A Little Insecure About Breastfeeding Cause

Levi rocked his little baby in his arms with a soft smile on his face. Things had gone perfectly so far. You were healing well, he was changing nappies and doing the middle of the night wake ups and your baby was healthy. You were both a well-oiled machine full of love, but there was just one issue.

Your baby was refusing to breastfeed. Levi could see it was getting to you emotionally, so he was doing everything he could to support you. He was giving you massages, baths, all the good food. Levi was a fantastic husband and father. He did everything for you, which is why he felt awful that he couldn't fix this one thing for you.

He approached you sitting on the sofa looking mentally tired. "I have an idea."

You smiled at your husband and sweet baby. "Oh yeah?"

"I think all three of us need to get out of this house. How about a walk in the park?"

You got up and sighed. "Perfect idea." You kissed your husband, then tickled your baby's cheek with love in your eyes. "Sweet baby."

He handed the baby over. "I'll get everything together."

"Thanks." You smiled down at your newborn. "So cute. We make cute babies."

Levi hummed a laugh and got distracted by gazing at you. "Yeah." He blushed and hurried with the rest. "Come on."

You lay your baby in the carrier and sighed. "There we go."

Levi pushed the pram as you hugged his arm. He led the way to the park and walked slowly with you. He smiled a little as he felt you relaxing with each step. He just wanted to fix everything and make things perfect. He wanted you to be happy. He knew there would be some issues and he was prepared, but he was too prepared. He knew he needed to take a step back and let you feel.

You jumped when your baby started fussing. "Have you got a bottle?"

Levi checked the bag hanging on the pram. "I should." He felt a cold rush through him. "I swear I packed them...oh...shit I got distracted. I'm sorry."

You nibbled your lip. "Levi?"

He led you to a bench. "Just try, okay?"

You nodded. "Okay."

He handed you the baby. "Here." He took his cardigan off as you started pulling your top down on one side. He hid your breast and the baby with his cardigan. "That okay?"

You gulped. "Yeah. Thank you." You massaged the top of your breast. "Alright little bean, feed from mummy."

"Unbelievable." A man tutted. "Feeding in public? Children could see."

Levi glared at him. "Listen, asshole. Breastfeeding is perfectly natural and my baby needs to eat. You going to let a baby starve because you only see breasts as things for pleasure?"

The man scrunched his nose up. "Breasts are sexual things!"

"Then why the fuck do they make milk for babies? If they were just for pleasure, then they wouldn't produce shit and just be sensitive things."

You looked at your husband. "Levi?"

"Hold on, sugarplum." He stood up and pointed at the man. "You don't know what we've been through, you don't know us, you aren't the police and her breast isn't hanging out."

"Levi!"

He turned to you. "Honey."

You smiled. "It's working."

Levi lit up. "Wait, really?"

You welled up and nodded. "Yes. I'm finally breastfeeding."

Levi sat down and put his arm around you. "I'm so glad." He kissed the top of your head. "I bet you're going to sleep tonight."

You giggled. "I am."

He wiped your tears away. He kissed you, then pulled back the cardigan a little and looked down at his baby feeding. "Hungry, aren't you?"

"Very, it seems." You laughed and looked up at the man. "Fuck off!" You smiled when he ran off. "Honestly! Who is he to say how I use my breasts? Asshole."

Levi hummed a laugh. "You're a wonderful mother."

"Thank you. You're the best dad and husband." You kissed him and moaned a little. "I love you."

"Love you too."

You gasped. "Oh, burping time."

Levi took his baby from you and held them against his chest. He patted their little back until they burped. "All done."

You tucked yourself away and sighed. "Thank you."

"I'll do anything for you both." He lay his little bean in their pram before pulling you close and holding you. He rocked the pram to get his little one to sleep. "Anything."

You nuzzled the crook of Levi's neck. "Thank you."

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