Stephen May Have Died For Tony But Would He Eat Tony’s Ass

The way he hates John

I get you bucky. We all do.

Zemo: "the super soldier serum is the worst and nothing good has come from it."

Bucky: "Counter argument, Steve Rogers"

Zemo:

I can't believe the girl who fell in love with her instructor during self-defence classes is laughing at Adrian for quitting self-defence class because touching Sydney was too much 🤣

"You should've just gone for it. It's a turn on. Hot men who can fight."

"So you think I'm hot?"

"No. I think you're an ogre. I'm saying Sydney might think it's hot if you-"

"I really don't need to hear what you and Siberia Boy do in the bedroom. Sydney Sage is more complex than that. It takes more than a simple surprise attack to get her to feel-"

"And yet all it took was her like...holding you and you had to quit."

"I never said I was complex. Keep up."

summary of the harry potter series

Sasuke: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Naruto: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Sakura. Sasuke, pointing his hot glue gun towards Naruto: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Sakura: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Sasuke: I saw you. Sakura: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Naruto in a turkey costume.

Just renga pinning for each other!!

(Inspired after one scene from the fanfiction: Only Pratice Makes Perfect by SKayLanphear on twitter)

Joe and Cherry in JPN: Mutual pining with antagonism as a love language

Joe and Cherry in ENG: These men FUCK. they fuck VORACIOUSLY. They are going to fuck the MOMENT they are left alone. They are fucking RIGHT NOW.

joe: truth or dare?

cherry: truth

joe: i dare you to make out with me

cherry, climbing into joe's lap: you best believe i'm not here to lose

adam:

adam: he didn't even choose dare

The second time the universe breaks Dick Grayson’s heart.