Can someone please start a petition for Marvel to give Steve back to Bucky? It’s where he belongs.
controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute
The second time the universe breaks Dick Grayson’s heart.
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
Langa: hmmmm. Hey google, what's a love hotel?
Google: A love hotel is a type of short-stay hotel found around the world operated primarily for the purpose of allowing guests privacy for sexual activities. The name originates from "Hotel Love" in Osaka, which was built in 1968 and had a rotating sign.
Langa:.... wait....
Langa: *remembers what Reki said*....?!
Later
Reki: *in his room watching jojo or something*
Langa: *slams the door open*
Reki: LANGA WHAT THE F-
Langa: DON'T YOU WHAT THE FUCK ME! WHY THE HELL DID HE TAKE YOU TO A LOVE HOTEL?!
Reki: IT WASN'T LIKE THAT-
Langa: I WON'T HESITATE BITCH!
i bet in the mcu in the history classes they say steve and bucky were “really good friends” and then all the queer kids chuckle
Todoroki keeps getting portrayed as someone who’s quite aloof and detached when he’s about 5 seconds away from serious violence at any given moment
Throwback to the time when he froze the entire stadium cause he was just “upset is all”
deadass created a whole new ecosystem and a second ice age (not to mention poor, poor Sero) cause he was just UpSEt iS aLL
Also when he called the Chief of Police a “mangy mutt” and was an inch away from squaring up with him even though he just entered the room. Literally had to be restrained by Midoriya cause he was about to throw hands
but also like GODDAMN he really called the CHIEF OF POLICE a “MANGY MUTT” like the NERVE
Passive aggressively slurped soba in front of his abusive father
Slurp, slurp, bitchÂ
“ThATs A nAStY ScAR YoU gOt ThEre”Â
SNARKS his teacher when he gets captured during the final exam “You think you’ve caught me? This is nothing. I could burn or freeze these restraints in an instant” like WOWOWOW way to give away that strategy Todoroki and undermine the intelligence of the person who assigns your gradesÂ
 And then when Aizawa reveals the caltrops under Todoroki he goes “You’re pretending to be some kind of ninja?” DID NO ONE TELL THIS KID TO RESPECT HIS ELDERS?? WHO ALLOWED this ROASTMASTER to go unchecked for so longÂ
Todoroki was put in the back of the class cause he would obviously throw his pencils at Aizawa when he says something Todoroki disagrees withÂ
Even bakugou doesn’t talk back to his teachers but Todoroki clearly has no fucks left to give
Im just…shook
Todoroki would fight all of us in the UA parking lot and he’d probably win too cause he’s an overdramatic BITCHÂ
Sasuke: Sakura... Sasuke: Not only are you wrong, but you've stubbornly stuck to your guts and insulted me in the process. Sasuke: Congratulations, you've become a true Uchiha.
Steve: will you vibe with each other and be homies ur whole life
Sam: bet
Bucky: bet
Steve: i now declare u bro and dude you may now hit the juul
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