Xiao: i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like venti a little bit
Zhongli: you doodled your wedding invitations
Xiao: that’s our joint tombstone
Zhongli: my mistake
Asmodeus: remember to drink water babes!
Mammon: no
Asmodeus: then become the dirt i walk on
Mammon: ive only had a pact with this human for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
Sean: I’m biracial actually.
Finn: That’s wassup love who you love, man.
Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious
Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!
Childe: im going to get worse on purpose
Traveler: the door is locked
Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card
Childe: okay?
Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down
Childe: got called gay at headquarters today, lads
La Signora: tell us what happened, lad
Childe: i got called gay at headquarters
Scaramouche: yea but why?
Childe: i was being gay
Scaramouche: at headquarters?
Childe: yea it was at headquarters
Chongyun: we have to be careful, someone here is possessed by the spirit of an owl
Xingqiu: who
Chongyun: that’s the thing we don’t-
Chongyun:
why must we play god
I installed Skyrim on the Pip-Boy in Fallout 4
*On Twitter*
Fischl: “triggers can be anything” until the trigger is like literallly anything
Heizou: whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥
Fischl: WHO R U??
Sole: h-
Nick: what this dumbaSS BITCH was trying to say
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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