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BLOOD!

(Mikey version)

Mike: "Okay... How does it work again? I'm confused."

Nancy, pulling out a chart: "Okay, so... I'm a bisexual, right I like both right? So I date Robin who like girls. This is called lesbian, okay? Robin also dates Chrissy you know the cheerleader, which I know about. I also date Steve and Jonathan separately. They also date each other but Steve dates Eddie too. But Eddie only likes guys. Are you following me, Mike? But Jonathan also dates Argyle who you've met. But Argyle is Pansexual which means he doesn't care and is also in a relationship with a girl called Eden. So, overall I'm a bisexual, so is Steve. Jonathan is probably a pansexual but he is also asexual so he doesn't care all that much about that stuff. Like I said Robin is a lesbian and so is Chrissy, but Chrissy she might be bi but isn't sure. Eddie is like Chrissy's mentor though they are like best friends. Robin and Steve are the exact same. We all have designated times when we do things together. We are all friends too. Communication is also important. We also have group events. So, yeah... That's pretty much it, I believe. "

Mike: "Isn't that like..."

Mike: *Inhales*

Mike: "Gay or something?"

hngn

I have not been able to stop thinking abt them since I watched this show. I need a season two.

Crack fic so insane I had to doodle it

i think your creature-of-the-night brother wants to hang out with us

steddie and ronance on a double date:

*eddie and robin are 30 minutes late*

nancy, looking around: where are they? i’m afraid people might think we’re on a date instead.

steve: why, embarrassed to be seen with me?

nancy, deadpan: yes.

steve, fake insulted: you’re no delight either.

robin, appearing out of nowhere: i beg to disagree.

eddie, behind her: and wheeler, steve might be an idiot but at least he’s hot. be grateful.

steve, sarcastically: thanks, babe, so nice to see your devotion to me.

nancy: where have you two been??

eddie & robin: *look at each other confused*

robin: we were trying to be fashionably late.

steve: *rolls his eyes* fashionably late is five to ten minutes late, not 30 minutes late!

nancy: what gave you the idea that you were fashionably late?

eddie & robin: well we are fashionable *strike a pose* and late. but we guess you guys can’t relate.

steve & nancy: …

steve, to nancy: i think we accidentally dated the same person.

nancy: i know, it’s scary.

I'm so used to being queerbaited that I have no idea how I'll react if we get a canon gay relationship in stranger things. It might take me a few business days to process that it is in fact real. Then I'll explode.

My Stranger Things sexuality hc’s