八木山夜露とお揃いの人々

My friend’s 9th grade sister is very adamantly beginning her school application with the quote from the beginning of The Bee Movie.

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

Fusion is a cheap tactic to make weak stand users stronger.

Actor: So what role are you playing in your scene?

Me: Macaroni.

Actor: ... Excuse me?

Me: Macaroni. You know, the king of Scotland.

Binch you dead af - daily-urban-guerilla

Urban tortilla!

Imagine Dio but with eyes like this

When I was in about sixth grade my friend told me about a song her math teacher would play during every test. 

It was a remix “Simple Plan,” by Untitled, but it was played with a really terrible speaker. So it sounded like “A man on a stick” instead of “I made my mistakes” along with somebody saying “YEAH” randomly spliced in it.

This is the reason she hated math class.

Me, in an attempt to explain JoJolion to a friend who doens't read JoJo: So there's two guys, and they fuse together, but they don't really fuse together. Like, they're fused together but they're another person. And they fused together because of a cursed beach and magic healing fruit.

Choose your fighter.

Me: But I'm not sure how to feel about it. Any advice?

Teacher: I'm your English teacher, not a therapist.