Joe Biden: How Do I Look In This Chef Hat, Giuseppe?

That's an awesome skill!!

The work training I'm at for the next few weeks has provided me a perfect-bound textbook that has, on the first day, started to crack apart.

Fortunately I brought an entire suitcase of bookbinding supplies to keep myself entertained in this hotel room, so I am well equipped to solve this problem.

This is a masterpiece

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

🤣🤣🤣

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

They're just ridiculous; it's like throwing a toddler tantrum because the sun will blow up in 9 billion years 🙄

Or glue yourself to the street. That's my favorite tactic.

when one piece said "existing is not a crime" and when it said "thank you for loving me" and when it said "tell me you want to live" and when it said "being alone is worse than being hurt" and when it said "you're my friend" and when it said "someday you will find kind people" and when it said "there are people out there who will love you" and when it said

Sorry but my brain conjured this 🤣🤣

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

So true