Cashier: All Right, Your Total Will Be 49.87 You Can Tap Or Insert—

I wish they would just let us see the whole thing 🥲🥲

Muppet fact of the day: One of the Muppet show’s pilot episodes was called “The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence”, but the Muppets are owned by Disney now and Disney really doesn’t like the word “sex” so they insist on just calling it “the Muppet Show Pilot”

anyway reblog this forbidden image of Jim Henson in front of the Sex and Violence title card to make Disney mad

guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

The duality

I really enjoy the difference between Aemond the Kinslayer and Brynden Rivers (Bloodraven).

Both of them lost an eye at one point in their lives.

One became a crybaby and a psychopath, spending his entire life raging about the fact that he lost that eye (even though he had it coming). And as proof of his childish mentality, he added a sapphire in that eye’s place, thinking it would make him seem cool. Funnily enough, that missing eye also played a big part in his death. (Just goes to show that Targaryen and Hightower blood don’t mix well).

The other rose above that missing eye. Never tried to cover it up, let it scar and became a symbol of pride for him for his accomplishments in the Blackfyre Rebellions. Bloodraven became a respected Targaryen soldier, Hand of the King and Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch.

Why do you blame the germans?

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been repeating this in my head all day

This is beautiful, how do you get the horse to take a nap beside you?

∞ RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2

They're just ridiculous; it's like throwing a toddler tantrum because the sun will blow up in 9 billion years 🙄

Or glue yourself to the street. That's my favorite tactic.