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“The point of monsterfucking is __”

Shut up shut up shut up shut up.

The point of monsterfucking is whatever the monsterfucker wants it to be.

Sometimes it’s loving the unlovable.

Sometimes it’s fucking a sexy monster.

Sometimes it’s something else.

I’m fucking sick and tired of people saying there’s a wrong way to be a monsterfucker.

There’s no wrong way.

Be free, monsterfuckers. There’s no god to judge you here.

You get kidnapped by the big scary evil villain. The hero bursts in to save you but sees the villain absolutely railing you while you scream their name in pleasure.

The hero slowly backs out.

You and the villain don’t notice.

The struggle to complete the words helped me focus so I could keep reading

A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

The Devil of Pope-Fig Island by Jean de la Fontaine 1896

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Gotta love the ✨chaos✨

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

Do not talk about your abusive family on tiktok. Do not talk about your closeted identity on tiktok. Do not talk about your traumas and mental illnesses on tiktok. Do not talk about your plans to move out from your abusive household on tiktok. Do not talk about the ways you disagree with your bigoted family on tiktok.

Do not attach your face or voice to anything on tiktok that you do not want your family members, neighbors, coworkers, or classmates to see. Be smart and stay safe.

Apple-pie cookies 🧸

This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.

Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic.

So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.

You’re supposed to believe that sheep shearing is violent and cruel. There are imbeciles out there that work in an unprofessional manner while shearing, but that’s not the case overall.

Sheep don’t suffer from having their fleece removed.

Left on, the fleece can become a home for fly eggs and the subsequent maggots which can eat the sheep. Chemical treatments are available to prevent that happening. It’s much better for the sheep, the land and the farmer to avoid chemical use.

Don’t be fooled. Wool is a sustainable material, one we should make more and better use of.

Relatable

This is pure gold 🤣🤣🤣

please watch this tiktok (x)

R.I.P

Rip Jason David Frank.

The Greatest Power Ranger to have ever lived.

Haha, yesss! >:}

fat uncut leaking cock. you agree. reblog.

i mean.. id be scared too

stop why does he look like mads as hannibal

I'm SO jealous right now, where I'm from web don't have nice-smelling, men-replacing, burning delights like this one all of you are describing 🥲

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

“Do you like this one?” the cashier asked, ringing me up. “Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like,” I replied intensely. “That’ll be $12.01,” she said.

MOUNTAIN LODGE

Yup, that's what I call 'double trouble', it's a real problem that's being ignored under the pretense of rules and people believe the professionals are like gods Who can't and won't make mistakes

Neurotypicals have so much unjustified faith in The System™. I’ve been trained as both an EMT and a CNA and in both classes the teacher straight up told us “This is the law, do not be fooled by the fact that when you do your clinicals you will see professionals openly breaking the law and not facing any consequences for it.” But when I try to tell people that healthcare professionals regularly abuse and neglect their patients and face zero consequences they always insist that that can’t happen because there are rules.

I can FEEL IT

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

Snowflake

https://at.tumblr.com/d0llz-s0up/back-on-my-bullshit/20sxlthvo5ko

A tragedy in 2 acts

guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

reposting this everywhere on all my socials