Sometimes I Just Have To Sit And Think Abt Charles, This Kid Who Watched The Red Car All His Life, Called

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

if haas keeps kmag for next season considering the shit he's pulled fighting for hulk's life this year i can only imagine his dynamic with ollie will be something along the lines of the "morally grey action hero becomes entrusted with the care of a small child" trope

and i'm so here for it

being an artist with free will means i can spend an hour of my life making extremely stupid shit like this

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

*Aliens invade the world*

Oscar Piastri: "actually I'm 5/2347 alien"

congratulations to max on finally reaching the final stage of his lecfosi hustle (unconditional delusion)

Max has really had one race like Charles and snapped 😂😭

“Max naps on the couch. Charles naps on Max. The cats nap on Charles.”

From Frechheit by @additiva

Filling an anon request :)

You are laughing! Nicole Piastri’s only son sold himself to a Monégasque member of One Direction and you are laughing?

the many faces of oscar piastri