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Why are you green!?

@boiling-with-rage mossed me. I am on a mission to make it everyones problem, because I am petty and bitter. You've also just been mossed.

Is that you ?

I believe this is a great time for a lesson in pronunciation!

A fjord is a long, narrow inlet of the sea, the phonetic spelling of which being "fyôrd".

A ford is a portion of a body of water that is shallow enough to easily walk through, the phonetic spelling of which is "fôrd". This one is also my name.

For simpler pronunciation, fjord is "f-your-d", and Ford is "four-d".

Okay, okay. I know what happened. Stanley and the Pope were smoking weed together to celebrate Stanley's win (Stanley and the Pope are good friends), when Doofenshmirtz hit the Pope with the Haveastrokeinator 3000, which was the only invention in his entire history that worked exactly the way it was supposed to. It didn't even explode afterwards.

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

haha sixer i beat your booooyyyyyfriiiiend (and coworker nerd guy)

I don't have a boyfriend. I have a husband. Which would be the "coworker nerd guy". What are you smoking?

Hi, I just wanted to share a drawing I made of you, (I do not have the same art level as you do, of course) tell you you are great, asking if I could join your next DDnMD campaign and ask more details about what is the moss : as the author of the journals, I thought you could inform us about this mysterious cryptid infecting more and more Tumblr users. Is it a sign that we should all touch grass ? Or something even darker ?

Wow. Okay.

First of all, I would like to say that your art is amazing. The lighting, line work, outlines, and especially how the two sides are done in tertiary colors that complement each other so well!

Second, the DDnMD campaign will be open to anyone who would like to join, and the discord server for it will be open on the 7th or 8th of May, depending on how long planning takes me. The date from there will be determined once all participants have their character sheets planned out (and I will be providing templates). So yes, you can join when the time comes!

Now, onto the issue of the moss. It is a recent phenomenon, one that I am not particularly sure I fully understand myself. It is spread by blog interaction, but only if the carrier of the moss wills it to be passed on. It seems to have no harmful effect that can be observed at this point in time. Since moss is very much alive, it can't possibly be a virus. So, my first thought was perhaps a parasite. Then @boiling-with-rage no longer was affected after passing it on several (?) times.

Parasites, as far as can be proven, are not capable of complex thought. They can survive and thrive in a host, but they don't know satisfaction. So why would this be the case? My theory is that, considering the moss was first passed on by an anonymous person, it was a result of an experiment in giving plants complex thought. Otherwise it wouldn't A) listen to the host on who to infect, or B) be satisfied after being passed on enough.

As for it being a sign, only time will tell. But I will continue looking into it. Thank you so much for this ask. I truly enjoy loaded questions!

I would be upset by this, but knowing you, that could be a genuine typing mistake.

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

i want to become the moss

Then do so. The moss would love to claim another vessel.