I'm Cringe But I'm Free

The cuties🥹

LOOK !! KITTIES!!

new transfer student

teacher: why dont you indroduce yourself?

unfolds my one angel wing and one devil wings (looks around the room)

class: *gasp*

shy girl: *blushes and looks Way*

aaauuugh ooouhh my dick aaaghh it’s so hard

— Franz Kafka // Richard Siken

I’ve been staring at him for so long that I feel pregnant

This is how that scene went right

ONE MORE THING Walter jr is the literal highlight of the series and Marie can kick rocks all the way back to loserville

People like this are the reason I'm glad I downloaded tumblr, you can't get this type of authenticity on any other app

One time my 50 boyfriends were fighting over who got to rub my feet and I’m like calm down everyone and grew 48 more feet

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What an idiot (lovingly)

sylus dancing off beat because he canonically has a hard time (cannot recognize) recognizing melodies and patterns

like what do you MEAN, how do i recover from this 😭 my precious dragon baby