ugghh uaahhfh aaafdhhf a I write about war. Constantly in the trenches. You’re safe and wanted here.
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yes. a shadow of my former self
ahh full moon tonight *I start turning into something*
hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all
me going home after a long day to see my husband (he is fictional)
at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me
top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard
tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of
do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for
I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
trying to make unlikable characters
one week knowing the character VS 7 months being possessed by The Character thoughts (# 1 character fan)
love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic
Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :
big fan of characters that are as pathetic as they are terrifying
"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?
love books. because it’s like what if something happened
would worship and idealise them too, if time allows it 😎🙏🏽
reblog to kiss a narcissist on the mouth (with passion)
make that character aroace. NOW!
If the character you’re writing doesn’t have a theme song that you assigned to them three years ago then cut them out because they clearly aren’t that important to the story
My average writing experience:
"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"
*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*
chat reminder to just write whatever the fuck you want. write that overused trope. write that obscure shit that no one will have heard of. just. do it. your writing is yours stop depriving it of that.
every writer has That One Scene that lives in their head rent-free but they can’t write it yet because “the vibes aren’t ripe”
BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.
noticing trends in your own ocs personalities can make you stare at your keyboard like. okay motherfucker take it to the therapist office not the toyhouse profile.
are people Aware that they can give their ocs illnesses that arent just depression & anxiety . u can just give ur ocs endometriosis . nobody cannstop u from doing this & if they try to then kill them Badly & with Hammers
I’m german, I have to reblog
I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.