You're Like A Horse If It Wasn't A Horse And Instead Was Whatever The Hell You Are

something something parkour civilization

why was seawatt kind of sassy

drug abuse? Noooo, i would never do that the drugs. I love drugs.

you look great in that frog costume

its 2025 bring back oppa marriage style

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

repost bcs so funny

@mintiliciouss

after running this blog since 2021 i have decided to quit this whole shit. yesterday i was visited by the ghost of henry the 8th who convinced me to abandon everything and get into crypto trading. after a life changing TED talk by the late monarch, i’ve decided to host a violent melee to determine the new mod of this place. i’ll turn the entire thing over to the winner. sign up here for details!

TW: SH and Suicidal thoughts

Not my dumbass going for round two of selfharm after like twenty minutes. Boi you literally were just crying to ur friend about being suicidal and now ur doing this shite? mmmmmmm tastes like ✨issues✨

imagine being parkour champion and you dont even know what rain is

everyone deserves a second shot