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You all say "Oh I love enemies to lovers" like which one?

Villian tries to play games but the hero cuts through it and makes them fall in love?

Villian is hurt and the hero heals them?

Hero is the first person to show them empathy and they fall slowly?

Hero is chaotic and hot-blooded and makes the villain's cold heart beat again?

The "I see good in you" trope?

Or do you mean 'rivals to lovers', where we have

"Don't touch me" one and the one who flirts despite the attitude?"

"Why can't we put our differences aside" and "I hate you"?

The 'stoic hunter' and the hunted who tries to make them laugh, with no sense of self-preservation?

Maybe where they ask "why do you hate me?" and the answer is "It's better than loving you"?

Or maybe you like one-sided pining?

The one who wants the hero but thinks they're too far gone to even try?

The hero who creates narratives of excuses that just aren't there to support their crush?

The soul-crushing of the hero watching the villain who once loved them consumed by apathy and hatred?

There are so many more, and you just say enemies to lovers?

My friend: Hey [name], what do you think? [name]? [name]?

Me, forcibly pulling myself away from the universe where I rule as god: Yeah what is it?

I'm Not Done With Dynamics Yet Actually

1 - Knows exactly who they are and loves them anyways and the one who is desperately hiding their true self. Knows who they are starting out holding it over their head for leverage and ends up helping them hide.

2 - The one who knows all the books and movies and the one who knows no references, what's a reference? They fall for each other on A's quest to teach B.

3 - The quiet reader and the 'don't bother them or I'll fight you'

4 - The collector and the one who shyly goes this made me think of you

5 - The artist and their "muse" who, to everyone else, is just a normal person

6 - The idealist and the one who has made it their goal to help the idealist, even though they know how cruel the world is.

7 - The sports kid who's in denial and the "I'm punk, not emo" kid who doesn't want to deal with their crisis.

8 - The himbo, the himbecile, and the one who is teaching them things (bonus if "Im only teaching them because if I don't they'll be a problem")

9 - The one who gets way ahead of themselves and infodumps and their 'translator'

10 - The one who knows everything and the one who 'does it for the vine'. All-knowing WILL rearrange everything so their gremlin can do their goofy things safe from harm.

11 - The hated prophet and the one who shelters them. "They only said what they saw. It's not their fault you didn't like it/didn't listen"

12 - The one who tries to be smooth and the gremlin who ruins their one-liners.

Some strange and somewhat specific shipping dynamics because I have nothing useful on the brain

First up, polyamory - The one who insults important people chaotically, the one who insults important people in a refined way, and the one who apologizes for them both.

Next up! - A bisexual god/goddess and the pathetic skinny sweetheart of a husband/wife they picked (bonus points for more popular but less nice contenders. Bi Wife Energy from Cringe and the Lizards)

Third - The Chosen One who hates being the chosen one and the person who's the reason they're willing to put up with being a hero.

Number four - The one who's always annoyed at them for getting distracted and the distracted one who's actually acutely aware of the annoyed one. Ex. "You're so busy watching the cat chase a butterfly I could confess my love and you wouldn't notice" B, who knew exactly what they said: "What was that?" B is just waiting for the moment to reveal they know

5 - The wine aunt and the literal parent. Wine aunt typically has the basic "You all go play while I drink mimosas. The only rules are don't get yourselves killed, don't go to prison, and don't bother me." Parent is Actual Responsible Adult. Wine aunt will step in if the parent gets overwhelmed, but most of the time it's just their Very Different Styles of Parenting. (Bonus points if they get together parent trap style)

six - The burnt-out kid who doesn't see the point but gets As anyway and the class clown who is determined to get them to take a break. (Best done if burnt-out is tutoring class clown for Reasons, extra bonus if burnt-out seems like a teacher's pet at first glance)

Seventh, another poly - The one with chronic pain and their two 'nurses'. One is doing So Much Research and trying Their Best to help them deal but doesn't know anything and the other who's done this before is laid back and sorta goes 'yeah i know a guy and eventually I'll remember to tell you but until then try x". Person with chronic pain loves both them and their care styles deeply.

Number 8 - Content creator and the one who beats content out of them with a stick, but out of love.

9 - The one who has 50,000 unread messages from the chat(s) they are in and the one who's always on the chat that keeps them up-to-date so they never have to open their chat messages.

And the final dynamic - The immortal/god who's gotten tired of immortality and wants their immortality and the one who's reshowing them the wonders of the world. (This one can be very tragic. Bonus points if immortal is secretly like 'once they die I die. Until then, I'll hold on.' :,D)

Bakusquad taste in music, based on the playlists I made for them:

Bakugou - panic at the disco and fall out boy. A little bit of mcr and other random songs.

Kaminari: It’s a bit of a mix of things that interest him. A bunch of electric songs ironically and a lot of pop songs.

Mina: A mix of female pop artists she likes.

Sero - A mix of 80s and indie music

Kirishima - A lot of motivation/workout songs. He mostly listens to music when he trains.

Kaminari: The bakusquad? More like the girls and the gays.

Bakugou: I’m begging you to stop

Kirishima: My middle school years were just me saying ‘not now gay thoughts’.

Kaminari: That’s gay

Kirishima: I’m unsure if that’s an insult or a compliment

Kaminari: It’s a statement of fact. Also, a compliment.

Hello Tumblr, I heard you all are good at interpreting dream memes so here you go.

I had a dream that was mostly nonsense but the meme is “naughty daydreamers go in the noise room” with a room that was somehow visibly loud.

Kaminari: Bakugou, I’m sorry about everything I’ve ever said about your mom.

Bakugou: You should be! But also, why?

Kaminari, pulling up a photo of a magazine cover: That’s my mother on there! My mother! They describe her as ‘hot’ in one article MULTIPLE TIMES! My mother!

Bakugou, laughing: This is karma coming to get you.

Interviewer: So what’s a high point in your life?

Tokoyami: The only high point of life is death

It has come to my attention that Kaminari and Tsuyu grew up together (actually I’ve known this for a while) so some things to consider.

Kaminari’s mom is a hero and busy a lot and his dad probably works so he stays at Tsuyus place a lot

Kaminari and Tsuyu hang out sometimes and no one is sure how they get along.

The only people who know are Bakugou and Midoriya, for very different reasons.

Kaminari helps Tsuyu in social situations where she doesn’t do as well

Tsuyu is fully aware of what angry Kaminari is like and knows when to stay out of his way (Kaminari is the sort of person who seems happy go lucky but is terrifying when he’s mad)

I’ve reached a hundred followers and it is not ok.

I want my blog to be the unknown thing in the swamp.

Put it back in the swamp where it belongs!!!

Mina: Whatever you do don’t talk to Kaminari today. He had a tone of sugar and can’t speak comprehensively anymore.

Kaminari, appearing: Hnnnng, cheese

Aizawa: I’m like Shakespeare

Class 1A: How so?

Aizawa: I’m seen as smart and doing great work when in reality all my stuff is just thinly veiled jabs at people.

Bakugou, tapping an interviewer’s mic: Hi yes is this on?

Bakugou: I just wanted to tell all of you that I am very gay and love my boyfriend very much so leave me alone.

Mina: I’m the single friend that gives out romantic advice but will never have a relationship.

Kaminari: I’ve never seen you try for a relationship?

Mina: No, I’m fine being single, it’s just kinda ironic, innit?

Kaminari: So when did you first realize you liked Kirishima?

Bakugou: Why should I tell you?

Kaminari: I'll give you five dollars

Bakugou, sighing: We were hanging out and the sun was setting and he gave me a dopey grin.

Iida: Out of all our classmates you have the least chance of surviving until graduation.

Midoriya: Thank you

Iida: That wasn’t a compliment!

Iida: I have an important announcement

Dekusquad: Yeah?

Iida: I am not romantically attracted to people

Dekusquad, trying to pretend they didn’t know: Oh wow! Good for you for figuring that out!

Jirou: Someone asked me why I like girls.

Jirou: If you saw Momo laugh you wouldn’t be asking these questions.

Bakugou: I don’t know why people try to make me out to be complex. I’m very angry and here to win what more do you want?

Kirishima: Your hand in marriage.

Mina: People need to stop bullying us idiots. Just because I’m not the brightest doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings!

Bakugou: I don’t care about those feelings, I care about your stupidity.

Kaminari: Dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?

Aizawa: If pikachu could get electrocuted

Kaminari: I see how it is

All Might: Everyone is like ’oh how sad you live with chronic pain’

All Might: Jokes on you it became the norm and now I only really feel it in bad days

Class 1A: There are several causes for concern here

The Bakusquad sharing a house

Kaminari: Needs his own room because he just collects stuff. Mostly it’s cool bottles, cans, and rocks. He does in fact play the guitar in the corner.

Sero: His room is pretty normal except for a wall of souvenir keychains. No-one knows why he has them.

Mina: Closet spills put into her room, has a dance dance revolution machine in the corner for some reason.

Kirishima: Only thing besides a bed is a punching bag. Crimson riot posters on the walls.

Bakugou: Has weights as well as a toolbox. Posters of all might and other heroes.

Kitchen: Only Bakugou is allowed to use anything other than the microwave. He can ban people from the microwave for dumb decisions. There is an extra bedroom they use to dump stuff in.

Kaminari: One word to describe me. Go-

Idk who: Gay

Kaminari: Im bi for the last time-

Here is an online library where you can find a comfort book, because this thread isnt allowrd to die yet. (I recommend Mrs Frisby and the rats of NIMH, as that one always brings me joy)

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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-A post from my dog (I discovered her paw works on my phone keyboard)

Iida: The dekusquad are expected to have the highest of grades. Anything below a B is failing.

Sero: That’s nice. If Mina and Kaminari pass we go out for ice cream to celebrate.