Hey What If I Threw Up Actually

I know Jonathan Sims is a british born child of the eighties and so technically has the highest possible moral ground and most unalienable right given by god itself to make a horror podcast episode out of Mr Blobby and yet after listening to said episode I still feel a deep seated need to accuse him of some unspeakable crime against the entire country

“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

Me after tmagp 1-4: yeah I love the theory that the cases relate and hint to the voices that read them but it’s certainly nothing concrete and too early to say that’s the pattern for sure

Tmagp 5: Chester is reading a case about a guy who was roped into horror from a young age and has become almost dependent on horror stories. This, combined with his fatal flaw of morbid curiosity, led him to fall prey to something called “voyeur” that knew impossible invasive things about him and his past. Oh, what happened to him? Well he became another goddamn mystery, why do you ask?

my headcanons for shops in the hilltop centre:

touristy gift shop but there's a figure in all the postcards, getting closer and closer to the camera in each one

evil evil food court that serves you People Meat

indoor crazy golf place that's infinite and colourful and loud. if you put your hand in one of the holes to get your ball back, it bites you

a regular claire's

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

It's kinda funny to me how we have people misinterpreting the "Oh, is that the kind of man I am now," comment when literally one episode ago we had "Oh, do I say things like that now?"

Like. Besties, he's not confused that he "suddenly likes men", he's surprised that he can admit it. Out loud, without shame, without it being a joke among friends or something to distract someone in a high stress situation. He meant it, and he said it out loud.

That's what surprised him. Just like saying out loud that he loves Donna surprised him. It's not that he didn't feel these things before, it's that now he can actually say it.

my son who i hate

studying isn’t as aesthetic when you have to do it or else you’ll fail your finals

literally both doomed from s1 don't talk to me

I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha

WAHOOO ‼️‼️+

GUESS WHO’S BAFTAS NOMINATED?!

CAN I HEAR A WAHOOOOOO