Love Being Trusted With “you Cant Tell Anyone This” Conversations And Nodding A Lot And Forgetting

I wanna be in love but also yikes

so recently i saw the phrase “god’s gift to women” and automatically assumed i was reading a (admittedly somewhat thirsty) wlw post. which goes to show how long i’ve been on this website

How much longer until the utopic Solarpunk future where Capitalism is dead and we all live in ecologically sustainable high-tech forest cities? Asking for a friend.

Me

i’ll tell you how i’m doing... not well

julien played decorated lawns on her livestream yesterday anyways how we doing ladies

so are we just gonna ignore this y'all?

Waking up at 8am is sexy but also sucks. No I will not elaborate

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

starting a conspiracy theory that julien and phoebe are the same person

they’re horse girls confirmed