Joanne: Roger, Please Stop Pronouncing ‘hors D’oeuvres’ As ‘horse Divorce’ I’m Begging You

happy coming out day i hope none of you ever, for a second, assumed that i am heterosexual

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

also free movies

every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

This needs to be the universal standard

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

you are a part of gen z if you unironically played club penguin, poptropica, or webkinz. those are the only rules.

and also you’re gay