This is what capitalists have instead of studies
For the last like 2000 years you could get pussy just by being a guy. Now with divorce and the pill and women having jobs and bank accounts and shit, things have changed. If youre a dude and you want pussy you actually have to ask nicely. This will lead to the collapse of several nation states.
shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times
Any dolt with half a brain
Can see that humankind has gone insane
It's to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo
By throwing poison in the watermain
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songs where two people sing at the same time and their lyrics compliment each other but theyre also saying different things and it builds up together to form the entire song. if you even care.
obsessed with rich christians who say gay people are going to hell. it literally says in the bible that rich people dont go to heaven. like it says that. in the bible. matthew 19:23-26
Capitalists have somehow got it in their minds that capitalism is human nature, even though it's literally the system most removed from it
Culture of obedience and hierarchy
weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place
Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.
Republicans: "We propose a Good Things Act, that adds a spoonful of liquid diarrhea into every pizza"
Democrats: "We oppose"
Republicans: "See? Democrats oppose good things!"