Only People Who Can Solve My Three Riddles Get To Date Me.

Fun fact: when you play as Astarion origin and get hounded by Cazador in Act 1 dream sequence, you can trade with him

What the media won't show

For the last like 2000 years you could get pussy just by being a guy. Now with divorce and the pill and women having jobs and bank accounts and shit, things have changed. If youre a dude and you want pussy you actually have to ask nicely. This will lead to the collapse of several nation states.

Learned a new Spanish word "dolor" meaning "pain". What kind of name is Dolores then?!

Capitalists have somehow got it in their minds that capitalism is human nature, even though it's literally the system most removed from it

"This is a phone alarm. One of those is enough to wake a grown man"

"How many did you set?"

How do you manage time blindness?

Me whenever I have to go somewhere:

Those are my morning alarms. They allow me to get ready for work without losing track of time.

And somehow, I sometimes still manage to leave late.

Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.

This is literally the obedience training that molds us into capitalism. And capitalists think it's human nature

There's this interesting phenomenon where when you're a child, or some other vulnerable minority dependent on a job for shelter, you are actually under duress almost constantly. You can't say "I don't want to work today," you cannot say "I don't want to do the dishes, actually," you cannot choose not to participate. In a lot of cases, the punishment is explicit. Your parents might yell at you. Your boss might fire you. But in other cases, it's implicit. The mood will sour. You lose leeway. People get mad at you. And that creates a really shitty environment where you're constantly being coerced to do things!

And here's the kicker; you're not allowed to acknowledge that. You cannot acknowledge that you are being coerced, you cannot acknowledge that your free will is not being respected, because that's punished too. Your boss insists that you act excited. Your parents punish you for acting surly. You are forced to fake enthusiastic consent, constantly. It's a fucking nightmare. Your hand is being forced, you do not have the option to say "no," and if you ever, for a second, try to acknowledge that, everyone acts like you're the aggressor.