A Hero

"Genocide only works if you have a big enough army and you're that guy."

Respond to this post with a random sentence you have written in any of your WIPs without any context. Let's see what insane, collectively chaotic story we get in the end

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

Sounds about right

Me checking the epic the musical tag to see how the fandom's doing:

Ah yes, here we have the coping-with-the-emotional-damage-through-humor section with memes and mismatched quotes and "I survived the wisdom saga" t-shirts, there we have the shouting-at-Jorge-for-inflicting-such-pain department, right next to it is the I'll-make-this-even-sadder-for-all-of-us district where they produce a flood of heartbreaking headcanons and metas, hiding behind it is the I'm-trying-to-put-my-thoughts-into-words-but-all-that-comes-out-is-rambling party, then there's the I'll-live-up-to-the-name-of-the-musical-and-make-*epic*-fanart corner and last but not least we have the this-is-tartarus,-I-don't-even-know-what-to-do,-I'm-in-shambles-on-the-floor pile of people moaning about the existencial crisis, insanity and severe grief this genius modern interpretation of an ancient greek tragedy causes them...

Me: yeah that seems about right

I'm non-binary and queer with two lesbian aunts

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

we won

*breaks down door*

"THE HELL"

"What you want for dinner?"

I’m right and I should say it

Fuck Trump

I told my friends this but I think there’s probably something significant about Inauguration Day being on MLK Jr Day

I think he’d be turning in his grave

what a joke

my friend is watching the inauguration and said he sounded like a modern day Hitler and it’s like this is our president.

he said he’s gonna “expand our borders”

this is our fucking President

what a joke

my parents are immigrants who are citizens here

I taught them the fucking pledge of allegiance

I watched them become fucking citizens

I’m so fucking scared they’re gonna get deported

This is our fucking President and this is what America is

what a fucking joke

I have only seen this in screenshots

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

I need the luck rn. Getting ready for a huge audition that'll decide if I get in my dream school or not.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

PLEASE. IT'S CONCERT WEEK, I HAVE A TEST, AND A PAPER

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever