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It was hard, but ya boi did it. I memed the unmemeable

Spoilers for The Bad Batch season 3 episodes 10-11 under the cut

Bad Batch Season 3, Episode 11: Crosshair trips on a pebble and performs the worse shot known to man

Honestly iconic

STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH | 3.05 THE RETURN

STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH | 3.07 EXTRACTION

Crosshair Portraits

I have been wanting to make a post of Crosshair's facial expressions for a long time, and I will probably end up making several. But, I wanted to just take a moment to appreciate just how ✨ beautiful ✨ this man is, animated or not.

This post is dedicated to @drafthorsemath ❤️

(if anyone wants one of these as a profile pic send me a message and I'll format it for you! Please do not repost these edits without credit.)

i can't stop thinking about Cross checking in on Omega and offering advice she already knows. Not only because it's so sweet, but ever since I saw it for the first time, I just felt like Crosshair was just repeating things his brothers used to tell him in their own cadet/early war days.

I can imagine Hunter asking Crosshair, the "youngest", "You good?" after a crash landing. I can hear Tech's voice asking him "Got your rifle?" in place of "Got your crossbow?", just to make sure. I just know Wrecker has asked "Sure you can carry those supplies?" to him, in case he doesn't want to ask for help but will take it up on offer.

I think he added the "Stay close, it's easy to get lost in this terrain" on his own accord. That's why he's much worse. He's all of them combined into one.

but HE STARTED IT!!

...this is PEAK sibling behaviour I am DYING

(and Omega's eyeroll? PERFECTION, NO NOTES)

Thinking about how in The Outpost, the avalanche is a literal, external event that represents Crosshair’s internal struggle, and his world crumbling around him. Then in The Return, the ice wyrm is a literal creature, but it also represents the animosity between Hunter and Crosshair. The wyrm is literally under the surface, and it races towards Hunter and Crosshair as their argument escalates. Then, inside the bunker, Hunter says they have to get the wyrm outside the perimeter “before it tears this place apart”. If Hunter and Crosshair don’t reconcile, it will tear their squad apart from the inside just as surely as the worm will destroy the bunker from the inside.

Omega: I have a plan to escape but I’m not leaving without you!

Crosshair:

Ezra Bridger was on Din Djarin levels of having no idea what was happening in the Star Wars universe

we need to see Rex's outright refusal to forgive Anakin for the carnage and trauma he caused the galaxy and the clones juxtaposed to Ahsoka's acceptance of the good in him living on in her

because while Ahsoka needed to make peace with Anakin and what he became to continue on in her journey...

Rex does not. Rex deserves to know the truth so he can realize that HE was the hero in his own story. HE was the one trying to save the galaxy from evil. and that Anakin is no longer deserving of the reverence and loyalty that Rex always gives him to this day. Rex and his brothers gave everything, including their lives, for the good of the galaxy and they do not owe Anakin any ounce of gratitude anymore.

I just want to see Rex turn his back on him because he knows loyalty is EARNED not given and that you can/should revoke your support of someone when they no longer stand for what you believe in.

THE CLONE WARS | 7.09 AHSOKA | 1.05

THEY REFLECT EACH OTHER

I honestly didn't even realize until this episode that Anakin's blue and red TCW robes and Ahsoka's red padawan robes and blue montral stripes are perfect complements of each other.

RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE

Those Red & Blue Robes

Cody: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Rex: It was me Cody: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance Rex, to Anakin: If he knew it was you rather than me, you'd be dead

Disaster Lineage™

Qui-Gon's force ghost every time someone survives a lightsaber stab through the stomach

He literally strangled his pregnant wife with the force bc she brought obi wan with her to tell anakin to NOT slaughter the Jedi.

He would totally would 😂😭

"Not all men..."

You're right. Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight, son of Shmi Skywalker, The Chosen One, wouldn't treat me like this.

A small collection of Crosshair kitty edits!

AHSOKA COMES OUT IN 25 DAYS!

Tech being horrified by hunter and crosshairs temps is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read

TBB shower headcanons bc that's what my brain is on today

Crosshair has ice cold showers - and will flick/spray frigid water at people who come too close

Hunter has scalding hot showers, takes forever if he's not interrupted

Hunter & Crosshair can't shower after each other bc the temperature of the room irritates them

Echo can't have showers bc they hurt his skin so he uses a ladel and bucket with lukewarm water - sometimes he spends over an hour just meticulously cleaning his cybernetics bc they unnerve him and he's trying to get himself more used to them

Tech has showers at a scientifically perfect temperature, this took him ages to figure out and he's horrified by Hunter and Crosshair's unreasonable temps

Wrecker prefers baths but when he can't have them he has really quick and efficient showers bc he doesn't like them (or he joins echo with the bucket method, often washes Echo's back for him)

The whole batch have washed Hunter's hair at least once, usually when he's overstimulated and finds it hard to move. This often falls to Wrecker bc he's the most gentle and thorough with it - but he tends to use too much shampoo bc he squeezes the bottle too hard

Omega also prefers baths, first trying them after the batch leaves kamino. She bathes late in the day bc she's not on military time like the guys

Saw one meme by @acatalystrising and I just couldn't resist on making this version as well lol

I mean try telling me we all are not like this

Ahsoka series Poster

Fives: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or at 4000 degrees for one minute-

Echo: No-

Jesse: Floor it buddy

Echo: Fives no

Fives: How about 40000 degrees for one second!

Echo: You are going to burn the kitchen down

Jesse: Rex is going to murder us

literally sick, we didn’t deserve obi wan

Hunter: I could strangle you

Crosshair: You're not tall enough

Hunter: You've sunken low enough for me to reach

Ok I’m going extra filthy for this one! 😜

92. “Fuck, knowing that you’re walking around filled with my cum has me so hard.”

With…….Cody. 🤭

👀 Oh my…well let’s jump right into it, shall we?

Pairing: Cody x fem!Reader

Warnings: piv sex, creampies, dirty talk, Cody 😩

Word count: 595 (new record!!!)

“Be a good girl, and hold yourself open for me,” Cody instructed, as he bent you over his desk.

“Cody, I have a presentation,” you whined, your heated skin chilled by the surface of his desk against your face and the plastoid of his armor against your thighs.

“Relax, you won’t be late…unless I have to remind you how to behave,” he replied, his voice soothing, even as his gloved hands dug into your hips with bruising force.

You complied, reaching back and holding yourself open to invite him to take what belonged to him. You hadn’t had enough time to prepare though, and despite how slick you were, the stretch as he filled your cunt was enough to drive you insane. As his hips met your ass, driving his cock into that perfect place deep inside, a moan of sheer pleasure escaped you.

“I love how you sound, little one, but I need you quiet.”

Cody proceeded to push two of his fingers past your lips, not even bothering to remove the glove. Obediently, you sucked on them, letting them muffle your desperate moans.

“So good for me, aren’t you?”

You nodded, whimpering as he pulled back, letting you feel every inch of him before sinking back inside of your wet heat. The presentation was driven further and further out of your mind with every thrust.

“Play with yourself, mesh’la. I need to feel you coming for me.”

Eagerly, you shoved a hand between your legs, gathering as much of your slick as you could before rubbing well practiced circles over your sensitive clit.

Cody growled softly, as he rolled his hips, and felt your walls beginning to flutter around his length.

You trembled beneath him, whining around his fingers for permission.

“Cum for me, cyare,” He instructed, and you happily tumbled into the abyss with a muffled groan of relief.

The rhythmic clench of your walls around his cock, pulled Cody into the depths of pleasure alongside you. Hot ribbons of his release filled you, marking you as his just as he intended.

There hadn’t been any time to clean up, and while every moment under Cody’s skilled hands had been absolute bliss, you knew what you looked like.

Lips swollen, lipstick faded, a mark on your face where an errant stylus had been trapped beneath you. You’d clearly been handled and quite roughly.

“Fuck, knowing that you’re walking around filled with my cum has me so hard,” Cody said quietly, as the pair of you made your way to the briefing room.

A shiver raced down your spine, as he offered for you to enter ahead of him.

You just needed to get through an incredibly short explanation of what was needed to stock up the med bay, and which droids needed replacing and why. Five minutes tops.

You spoke quickly, and efficiently, doing your best to ignore Cody, leaning against the back wall, and watching your every move. In contrast to your appearance, Cody looked perfectly regal as always. Like he hadn’t just had you bent over his desk begging to cum. Like your panties weren’t currently in his pocket.

You shifted under the weight of his gaze, the heat in your body rising with every passing moment. You cleared your throat, resisting the urge to fan yourself, as you completed your presentation. Four minutes. Perfect.

You were nearly home free, but then General Kenobi invited you to walk with him to the bridge. The smirk on Cody’s face was so smug, you suspected he’d known this would happen all along.