I’m Crying Because When My Dad Was Eighteen He Was Going To Join The Airforce And Then The Night Before
I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military.
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If you ever cross my path. I'm so sorry in advance. please just let me be me!! i'm only in my twenties and i'm already in crisis ! i'm being followed by the OPERATOR. 🇨🇦🚩🚩CANADIAN🚩🚩🇨🇦
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