Taken From The Passenger Seat While Moving

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

apparently chivalry isn't quite dead yet

and he wants you to respect his life choices!

How helpful, and so true.

this is of a rose petal that i found laying on one of my neighbors driveway.

The Current State of Politics in my Neighborhood

Me: Mom we have a lot of Republicans in our neighborhood .

Mom: No ***** we can't get rid of them

Me: >.> ...I wasn't suggesting we did...

...I really love the way my mom knows me so well sometimes

rather creative

A ‘normal’ mother/daughter conversation, kind of…

Me: ‘Mom do we have any makeup sponges?’

Mom: ‘Yes, we have makeup sponges.’

Me: *sitting there thinking* ‘Do you even want to know why I want to know if we have any, cause it isn’t for makeup. Aren't you just a little bit curious?’