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lumon's department sizes are so funny. "how many people do we need to refine some super important data?" uhhhh four i guess. at most. "what about the company marching band?" fuck ur so right. we need a company marching band with like fifty people. this is of prime importance to the lumon mission.
they’re growing on me
Don't worry helly will save the day and we'll finally get the yuri we've been waiting for
// Cold Harbor
good lord...
SEVERANCE 2.04 | Woe's Hollow
coping by drawing them being fun and awesome and normal and silly
happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode
outie mark in like every fanfic: he stumbled around desperately trying to tidy up all of the beer bottles and pizza boxes and dirty dishes and clothes and trash and wadded up kleenex and takeout boxes and fuckin idk like a pile of scrap metal in the middle of the floor, apologizing, embarrassed, explaining under his breath that he hadn't been expecting company but she knew his home was probably never really clean
mark's house:
Irving/Burt is cute as hell but its also hilarious to me because like. They are obviously so incredibly sheltered that the most mundane mind numbing office small talk is sexy to them. Literally 90 percent of their convos are like “ooh baby keep telling me about those branded office totes”
helena watching mark on the security cam footage
porn mods for games are very funny to me when they really try to stay in the artstyle of the game
drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me
i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
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