an actual canon, legitimate conversation between house and wilson AT WORK:
House: I need my apartment key back.
Wilson: If you’re breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?
House: Maybe if you weren’t all nag, and no shag…
Wilson: I don’t sleep with married men.
you cannot make this shit up.
Honestly I get the people that want hilson to be chatoic and toxic and horrible but sometimes I just wanna se my blorbos happy...
Unstoppable force (House’s gay jokes) vs immovable object (Wilson’s repression)
normalize agere not only as a coping mechanism but as a theme in fiction. i want to see agere in popular media SO bad. it is quite literally the found / chosen family trope. there are wells of untapped narrative potential PLEASE 🙏🏽
Not normally much of a moodboard maker but she’s so baby! I had to!
The more I learn about House MD the more I’m convinced everyone is in on some practical joke I don’t know about. What do you MEAN House put Wilson in a giant fucking fish net? How did he even do that?? Is this what people who don’t watch Supernatural feel like when logging onto tumblr dot com
Favorite part of House so far is how Wilson just pops in and out of scenes. House leaves a room and he just walks on screen and starts walking with him down the hallway like he's been there the whole time. Where did he come from. He truly is also in this episode
this specific expression Wilson makes whenever House is talking and accidentally admits to something deeply distressing is so funny. psychiatrist stare
THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭
pre-coming-out trans!Wilson writing endless Lists and having one-sided arguments with himself in the car as he drives to work about why he definitely isn't trans and it's all in his head and he's just doing it for attention (he says, as he tells literally nobody about this)