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this specific expression Wilson makes whenever House is talking and accidentally admits to something deeply distressing is so funny. psychiatrist stare
The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
House deleting the message that would let Wilson immediately move out of his apartment, staring at his sleeping body in silence while the soundtrack is playing "love will make you do wrong" is actually insane, the lost craft of queerbaiting
gods bless the gifmakers, fic authors, and fan artists who are single-handedly keeping dying fandoms on life support even though their shows ended years ago. all 3 of us in the tag owe you so much
FOREMANS WAVE AGSGAHSGJSGDVDN
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House and Chase during his bachelor party is so mother and son I'm killing myself
everything that happens in the deleted house episode 7x01 thunder roadtrip
a summary if you will
The episode begins similar to Now What. It’s the morning after the season 6 finale and the building collapse. House and cuddy are in bed.
Honestly guys, they fr just fuck a lot. Like a lot. The actual sex scenes are omitted from the script pdf, but its allllllll they talk abt.
House is ignoring wilson’s calls.
They drink wine on the couch and ‘happily argue’ (literal exactly how the script describes it), house plays guitar for cuddy. They fuck again.
House convinces to Cuddy to take the day off work to celebrate the fact that she said that she said she loves him. They then makeout.
There is no mention of Lucas or her engagement that she just broke off.
They ride house’s motorbike to a very fancy restaurant, House says he met the head chef during his post rehab cooking classes.
Cuddy’s new assistant alex calls and house speaks in a british accent whilst pretending to be cuddy’s nanny. He says cuddy is sick and can’t come in.
OH MY GOD WE HAVE OTHER CHARACTERS AND A B PLOT! PPTH's head neurosurgeon is sick, and that affects the hospitals status as a level one trauma centre and like bad things will happen if he's not there.
Back at the restaurant, they eat weird science-y food in the kitchen. very avant-garde shit. House sneaks away to call chase and tell him to impersonate a neurosurgeon to the assistant so cuddy doesn’t have to come into work/ sort it on her phone.
The restaurant owner comes in and plot twist: house and cuddy were actually breaking in and not supposed to be there. the owner calls the cops.
House and Cuddy then go up to the top of a bell tower in an elevator. But cuddy is scared of heights, when they get back to the ground a musician gives her a joint to smoke for her nausea.
House plays the piano with the stoner musician.
Chase calls, the new assistant doesn’t believe he is a neurosurgeon. She has been apparently reading up on the ducklings.
House tries and fails to light a bonfire on a beach
House finally answers Wilson’s call, he is panicked that house has relapsed and offers to pick him up. Until Wilson realises that house ‘sounds happy’ and drops the issue. Very 'I'm too in this episode'.
House teaches cuddy to drive his motorcycle.
They ducklings go to the home of the neurosurgeon who was too sick to come to work. they drug him to make him feel well enough to come to the hospital. however he is deeply affected by the drugs. They being him to ppth anyway.
Back @ the beach bonfire, cuddy had accidentally broken House's motorcycle.
House suggests they light the bike on fire. They don’t.
Cuddy suggests going home to fuck again, but then house surprises her – they’re going to bruce springsteen in Asbury!
House exaggerates his disability whilst hitchhiking, an elderly couple drive them to Asbury. They get covered in dog hair.
Thirteen and foreman fight about the huntingtons drug trial.
The guy house is buying the springsteen tickets from is a no-show. Two scalpers approach them.
ONE OF THE SCALPER’S PULL OUT A GUN. HE IS ACTUALLY A MUGGER.
The mugger steals house’s wallet and pants. He then lectures house on seeing the worst in people.
Back @ ppth the sick drugged neurosurgeon gets called out for being sick and drugged. Ducklings in trouble. All the icu patients get transferred to different hospitals.
Drugged neurosurgeon starts stripping in the or. And then wait – this is actually a symptom of somrthing else! This is a medical procedural show afterall!
Chase calls prawns shrimp which kills me as an Australian.
House is now wearing novelty pants with ‘little sailboats’ on them.
House and cuddy are both sad abt not getting tickets. Then they have an idea and sneak in w/ the tech crew.
The drugged neurosurgeon is cured of his ailment! The icu is reponed. Hurrah!
House and Cuddy have a deep and meaningful conversation side stage at bruce spingsteen. They talk about fucking but are interrupted by a security guard who kicks them out.
They are sad about this, but then makeout outside the arena.
The end.
I’m trying to find a way to share the script pdf, but am not sure how to go about it (I’m scared of doxxing myself/ my email accidentally by putting it on google drive lol). Let me know if you have any suggestions :)
I love this photoshoot they’re so stupid
House stock photos and promo pics my beloved, rb this with your favourites
It’s a sitcom and nobody can tell me otherwise
THIS FUCKING SCENE
i cannot believe i am saying this but chase is the most ‘authentic’ Australian character ive seen in American television maybe ever. im only up to s2 but so far he is a 100% LORE ACCURATE Australian man you’ve got the:
- catholic trauma
- 1 inexplicably European parent
- mum who fuelled her alcoholism primarily through G&T’s
American tv finally did it they made a real Australian person who doesn’t feel like a caricature but he’s on fucking house md what sort of monkeys paw outcome is that…
one of the funniest sequences
SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH CHASE HOW TO DRESS OMG???!?!?
save me, house md IG comments.
Watching House while my body is failing is so ironic on so many levels lmfao
I love reading the BPD criteria and seeing how this guy lines up with the MAJORITY OF THE SYMPTOMS
An hour of enrichment a day keeps your pet house tamed for a while
You're not my friends, Foreman says as he casually calls Cameron and Chase for hangouts.
I don't even like you guys, Foreman declares as they hang out at the nurses station, gossipping about House & getting support with his latest case.
We're colleagues with backstory and beef, he explains as they get tacos.
everytime someone draws house in wilson’s sweater i get a year added to my life
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!
my dreams are haunted by this man
think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.
this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park
Missing Chase’s hair, COME BACK THE KIDS MISS YOU
HIS HAIR WAS SO GOOD UNTIL CAMERON TOOK IT IN THE DIVORCE
“Chat it’s NOT lupus”
now instead of normal thoughts all there is is "vfib!" "interferon!" "crash cart!" "o2 sats dropping!" "its not lupis!" "search the home!" "patients lie!" "hes seizing!" and wilson's puppy eyes...
I desperately want tiny Chase back, he’s very special to me
this is so funny. ducklings from wish.
I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One