Ummmmmmmmmmmmm???

I actually have hidden a Slenderman mini on every map of my virtual tabletop I’m planning to use for my next campaign. The plan is to wait until the players notice, and then act like I didn’t put it there.

Put the Slender Man in your campaign.

Look, I know, he's old news, but have a heart! He last got work like ten years ago, and he just needs one solid gig to get him back on his feet. He can still do the static thing, you know! Remember that? That was so cool in 2009! Everyone loved the static thing, right?

He doesn't have to be the Big Bad or anything, he'll settle for being a mook or random encounter. He spends all his time rewatching Marble Hornets and crying these days, just give him a cameo or something. One last hurrah for the guy who used to be the Big Name of internet horror. What do you say?

:0

This Friday's meme is: Become Crab Today!

Once a vacuum cleaner salesman stole my mom’s vacuum cleaner :(

this article is sad but the image combined with the headline is stan

I’m going to throw myself into the sea

I’m done. Just done.

I’m gonna go eat some cronchy rocks

I’m going to clog every sink in the tri-state area with copious amounts of purple glue-stick glue

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

Hey, do any of you people remember that one tf2 comic where soldier is talking to a bunch of wooden cutouts thinking they’re real people? You know how it was supposed to be a joke about how insane Soldier is, unable to differentiate the inanimate from the alive? Am I the only one who lost my mind about the implications of that or am I going just as insane as him.

You can see how lazy I got near the end but I couldn’t be bothered to work on this anymore

Something visited me in my dream last night.

A thing.

A creature?

A thing.

I can’t describe its appearance. I don’t think I ever will.

It was massive beyond massive, but smaller than small. Contained in a picture frame, yet stretching beyond the edges of existence…

It was silent, but its screams still echo in my ears.

What. The. Fuck.

Anyone else have dreams like this? Want to start a cult?

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

mouthwashing dog au in which swansea owns 3 dogs 🐶🐶🐶

curly: golden retriever because of course he is. his previous owners shaved him (which you're not supposed to do to goldens), so his hair grew back in curlier than it should've.

anya: borzoi/afghan hound mix. she had to be a borzoi—the eyes called for it. she's also a trained service dog.

daisuke: pomeranian. he gives little yappy dog energy what can i say. he's still a puppy and can be quite the handful sometimes but swansea can never stay mad at that face.

had to include what i think swansea's dog form would be too of course. he's the most english bulldog kind of guy i've ever seen. it's the vibes.

EDIT: i guess i need to be clear that jimmy is the tennis ball and not an animal/living creature of any kind because he doesn't deserve it.

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