It's Only Too Late If You're Dead, And You Are Not Dead.

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

( you've been booped !! )

reblog to give the mutuals a boop critter

Abbreviations

DNDND

- A dnd themed sex shop, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos

DNDNDND

- A dnd themed sex shop with an all-american restaurant on the side, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos and Diners

DNDND-D&D

- DNDND the sex shop for all your dungeon needs at a reasonable price, now with a mobile option, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos (now with) Drive-thrus and Deals

DNDNDNDNDNDWD&D

- the DnDnDnD themed show where Matt mercer visits many locations across america, while also finding great deals on minis and sandwich, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos and Diners and Dragons and Dives with Deals and Delis

how to i get tumblr to not think im ftm😭😭😭 help... i keep getting recommended the FTMblr community and i appreciate it but i went the other direction im like the inverse function of that mathematically

doomed yuri

inspired by a friend misspeaking

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

we really out there making fun of abby for eating rocks when the farmer swallows whole ass plates huh

yo mr white i think im a bi lesbian bitch