Legitimately My First Feminist Awakening As A Ten Year Old Child Was Realizing That Girls Were Expected

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

see him schmoove

“AND THEN, IN 21 SECONDS, DOORKNOB DASHES TO THE FINISH LINE AND MAKES A RECORD OF THE FASTEST RACE IN HRT HISTORY”

NO. THEY DONT THEY HAVE ONE CONTINUOUS HOLE

woah mama i'll help you start some stupid discourse: how many holes are in a straw?

Woah mama straws have two holes

If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

The thing is Jovial is no longer Jovial, she was cast into hell after Garbage Bin won the last pre-tourney race. Her soul is still in hell, and Fearsome Fate is controlling the body and thus is not going to think abt the implications of doing such a thing. Did she ever know about Jovial and Lightning/Yellow's relationship?

But also, my theory is that Yellow aka Lightning after getting into the winners bracket realised that Jovial was not the same, and decided to throw the rest of the chances she had to get into the grand finals in order to be with Jovial again at least in soul.

Wonder how Jovial’s gonna explain getting clapped by Knifemare in the Grand Finals

separate post for cyan and white because they mean everything to me

It's time