Fanfic Writers Are Like Crows. If You Give Them Treats (comments) They Will Bring You Shiny Things (fanfic)

James *absolutely plastered* : I love you Regulus *trying to keep him alive* : i know baby sit down & drink some water please

“You’ve already left kudos here,”

I DONT CARE LET ME LEAVE MORE. THE AUTHORS NEED TO KNOW MY LOVE FOR THEIR FIC

i wish AO3 had, like, an option to tag certain characters as “main characters” or “side characters” because if you try to find fics about an unpopular character through their tag you end up browsing through like 3000 fics where one sentence mentions them scratching their ass in the background and that’s it 

Sirius: fuck the Blacks

Remus: honey, you are a Black

Sirius: exactly, come here

I’m begging you to write for yourself.

“But readers don’t like—“ who cares?

The only reader of your story that you should care about is yourself.

Do you like your story? Yes? Then it’s perfect.

Literally me with Sirius in my fic… mans been THROUGH it

I always giggle when I think about it...

Am I psycho?

Sirius: You know James would die for you right?

Regulus: James would die to save a fucking pigeon.

reading fanfic in the back of the uber on the way to the club

sirius black heard “mama, didn’t mean to make you cry…i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all” and fell to his knees in a walmart