sometimes it’s easy to forget one is human
and then just kind of go about your day, make some cheap Walmart-bought ramen noodles for lunch
(you know, the stuff that isn’t really ramen and is so salty you could knock out a horse with it but it still tastes good)
and then you realize “oh hey I’m not just a floating consciousness that exists in the basis of my human interactions, I have a FORM and it is HUMAN FLESH and oh hey that’s kinda weird”
anyways point being
if we really do live in the matrix that’s a really weird glitch /j
meep
reblog from myyyy alt
raph himbo moments
he can drive motorcycles btw! he likes to take april’s out for rides, and somehow managed to get a license
btw! to avoid the whole “it’s me and my friends tmnt iteration!” speech again
i’m just gonna start calling this the turtlebuds! universe :D
unless the judge is his dad, i don’t think even Jojo Mcdod (yes from Horton Hears a Who) could sass the judge enough to get me off the hook
if you're on trial for a nondescript crime and the character in your pfp is your lawyer, is your ass going to jail?
:3
;3
X3
etc etc
reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023
Also! Keep water (both HOT and COLD) dripping in your sinks and baths/showers CONSTANTLY! Every few hours, run the water at max for a couple of seconds, and flush all the toilets in the house! This will keep your pipes from freezing up, and it’s very very important!!!
Also, to those who have pets! If you do NOT have pet booties to protect their feet when going outside, WRAP THEIR PAWS WITH WASHCLOTHS AND TAPE/STICKY JOINT WRAPS! This will keep them from getting FROSTBITE and other cold related injuries!!! So keep your furry friends safe! :]
Tips for dealing with below 0°F temperatures, for anyone who's not used to it and is now having to deal with it in this winter storm:
Tuck your shirt into your pants to prevent the cold from sneaking in
Put on a sweater or a hoodie over that, and then also wear a coat over that
Put on a beanie and then pull your hood up over that (BOTH hoods if you're wearing a hoodie instead of a sweater)
Wear a scarf underneath your coat hood. You want it to be kept as close to you as possible, and hopefully high enough that you can tuck your nose into it while walking outside
Wear solid pants like jeans, and put on tights, leggings, or (if you actually have any) long underwear underneath
Wear two pairs of socks—at least one of which is long socks—and tuck your leggings into those
Wear boots or some other thick shoe with good traction if you have any
GLOVES. Wear two pairs of you need to. I only have one pair and now my hands are my only weak point 😭
Try not to stay outside for too long if you can help it, frostbite and hypothermia are painful and very dangerous. When you're inside, make sure you're eating plenty of food and drinking plenty of water. Your body needs energy and hydration to fight off the cold. Stay safe out there everyone
I bite things
but usually I’m pretty chill
i’m now going to barge into all of my friend’s @‘s just for fun
@pan-de-coco @doodle-beeez @violetstomfoolery
was tagged by @montliyets <3 to make myself in this picrew! thank you for tagging me :)
tagging: @numbaoneflaya @time-is-a-lake @theredhoodedthot @kittyspotatoes @cwahsont and anyone else who’d like to do it!!
weeeeewooo!
so I decided to do a fun little thing
these are my little guys from me and my friends’ version of tmnt! they’re very silly goofy
annnnnnd now you can ask them questions!
go ahead! ask in the comments!
(note that,,, me and my friends are still developing these guys! so sometimes there may not be a straightforward answer to smth yet!)
enjoy!!! :D
Perry Chase’s profile and forward facing reference.
Perry Chase is a certified Country Boi (tm), whomst moved to Manhattan, New York after his mum died. He moved in with his father, who owned a printing press, and became a writer for a daily column on the New York highlife.
He was very much bored with this job, when a sudden opportunity to prove his news-reporting mettle to his father (and boss) sprung up.
This event led to many changes in his life, one of which being his promotion to a “more interesting” reporting job. The other? Well, let’s just say he ended up a little more “engaged” with the news in New York than just reporting on it.
heeyyyyy
yeah so,,, i’m just kind of unhappy with my art rn??
and i kinda just need that feel of “fresh start” at the moment
(plus i just kind of realized that iiiii don’t have much to say outside of art and characters, so i don’t wanna have two blogs anymore)
anyways yeah!
follow me at my new acc. here
if you want to
enjoy! sorry to bother you all with this but yeah
i just kinda need a new start to deal with the ongoing artblock / writingblock that i’m having
hope ya’ll enjoy the new content i make anyways :]
So zshape,,,
I love it /gen
SKETCH DUMP
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