Kiss & Dash | Chapter 1 - Part 2

Alternate Universe where literally everything is the same, but Wikipedia is The Most Credible SourceTM.

I have recently discovered that I’m allergic to corn, and I definitely wasn’t before.

There are several reasons why this is upsetting, but the biggest is because I am known for my love of popcorn. I love all types of corn in general, but popcorn is my one true love.

So, tonight, there was corn in the dinner mum made, and it was too late not to eat it so I just shrugged and said, “eh if imma suffer later I might as well enjoy it now,” which was fine because it didn’t cause a reaction at all, and it usually shows up within 15-20 minutes.

Meanwhile, it’s been an hour since then, and I go for some popcorn cause why the fLIP not were watching a movie

And I kid you not. Two. Pieces. Of popcorn in. My stomach decides to stage a mutiny, and now I have cramps. (Mind you I don’t GET CRAMPS, lucky me I suppose)

So now I’m crying while eating more popcorn because it tastes so good, and I used to be fine, but now I can’t eat it without internally screaming.

Just found out that the Mike and Ike breakup in 2012 was staged. I’m absolutely, inconsolably devastated.

😂 that’s amazing!! And no need to apologize, I’m just surprised I guess 😆 love you tho!! ❤️

Hi! So I’ve been a huge fan of yours for years. Literal years. Probably close to 5 at this point.

Thing is, I found your stories on Wattpad, which is totally awesome! I love all your stories on there. There was only one problem with finding you on Wattpad.

I had no idea what gender you were.

Because this is your profile:

Somewhere along the line, probably because your profile pic is Nino, but slightly to the left, I decided you must be a guy and I rolled with that.

Now we’re to present times, specifically tODAY where I finally decide to check you out on Tumblr because I’m old enough for such shenanigans now, I come to discover that you are, in fact, a girl.

I dunno, I just thought it was cool that there was a guy fan in the fandom, who was sUPER good at writing, and I just thought it was sick.

Basically, it reminded me of the text post where Adrien finds out Ladybug and Marinette are the same person. Like,

Adrien: I have 5 friends! Nino, Alya, Marinette, Chloé, and Ladybug!

Adrien after finding out Marinette and Ladybug are the same person: *sniffs* I have 4 friends... T.T

(Creds to op^^)

But like, with guys in the fandom.

All in all, I am not upset about this new revelation, just... a bit disoriented. So uh, anyways, I think your art and writing is the coolest ever, and congrats on being a girl????

*sweats nervously* 😅🥲

(SERIOUSLY THO I LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!)

--end of submission by winterlili---

PILOT: lmao hahahAHAHA Dude I almost feel like I should apologize lol? I’m sorry for the sudden reveal, I feel like Sparrow in the ML New York special. This isn’t the first time this has happened by far seeing as all my icons are either nino, or myself which just looks like Nino But A Little To The Right cause thats just what I look like IRL, lmao. 

I almost want to keep the dream alive, lol. This is like how 25% of my followers just thought I was @tides-miraculous ‘ writing account for literally 3 years lmao. That STILL happens. 

I saw this character in LoZ:TotK, and immediately decided to draw her. She’s absolutely darling, and I hope y’all love this is much as I do.

I was just thinking about Miraculous, and like, according to Animaestro, it’s been three years since Ladybug and Chat Noir have been around, which since they started out as 14 turning 15 (according to timebreaker, 13 turning 14 according to befana) they should be 16-17 depending how you think about it, which would put them as juniors-seniors in highschool, and they have a 10th grade history book but they’re in 8th or 9th according to age, but they’re still in the same class, but-

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

This is my addition to @edendaphne ‘s DTIYS! Eden I’m a huge fan of yours, both your art and any collab or writing you do yourself. I was thrilled to be a part of this!! Thanks for being a part of this fandom!! We all love you!! ❤️❤️❤️

Here is her original post!!

Okay, these two are short (the first is tiny!) And linked. Both art-inspired little Chlonette fics.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45667984

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45823156

Here's a spooky Adrienette AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38763894

Coffee shop AU Adrienette, pure RomCom

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41759331/chapters/104765151

This is an adribrina one shot that turned into my longest running series, completely different S5, and my favorite 'never happen but I love it' ship.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37663309

Lastly from the mix, a 'rewrite' (but not!) Starting in origins. Alya-PoV. Things change, small at first... Time travel is involved!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49599064/chapters/125182798

I have tons more but *waves* especially if you read Dog Daze after Puppy Love, that's a lot.

you are INCREDIBLE THANK YOU SO MUCH

GUYS I CANNOT EVEN, I LOVEEEEEE THIS ARTIST

Sophie's Bedroom

A commission for Simon & Schuster and Shannon Messenger from a couple years ago.