Great Googly Moogly This App Has Become Unusable

happy easter to helen and her egg <3 btw

"[In Sparta] is a sanctuary of Hilaeira and of Phoebe... Here there his been hung from the roof an egg tied to ribands, and they say that it is the famous egg that legend says Leda brought forth."

Pausanias, Description of Greece 3.16.1, trans. Jones

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

Would the Xenomorph have what it takes to become a chief stew? Also, would the Predator from Predator be able to handle the pressure of being a Bosun?

Yeah I think so. And their captain? Ripley reincarnated for the 3rd time and instead of basketball this ttime she’s just really good at maritime navigation

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

lesbos will see a movie about two guys torturing each other psychologically and be like what if they ate each others pussies

Michelangelo - The Torment of Saint Anthony (c. 1487-­1488)