yandere-zer0
Obey me player i’m 22
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Pro camera people, help. me. I gotta sell this lens: Sony F2.8 24-70 GMII with four year, transferrable all-accidents warranty bought 1 month ago.
and dji mini 3 pro drone with battery pack and controller and ND filter pack. Dm if interested. Help a pukicho out.
If I’m going to call myself out, then the rest of you are going down with me
Part 2
Jokes by Eldena Doubleca5t
~Bonus~
I’ve been on that fanfic grind
Part 1
Jokes by Eldena Doubleca5t
The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
Trumpers confront Jesus.
Hello tumblr, i opened this account because i need your help.
Right now my city Valencia has been flooded with more than 200 people dead and 1900 missing person.
Im going to open commission for fanfics, i will donate 100% of the money to the victims of my city.
These are my rules:
- Scenarios, reactions, headcanons: up to 3 characters > 1€
- Fanfics x reader or both characters: 1€ each 1k words.
- Any genre is okay
- Fandoms i write for: jjk, twst, haikyuu, saiki, aot, tokyo revengers, obey me, chainsaw man, more! (just ask)
- you can pay through paypal or i will send you the link to donate!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG YOU TO REPOST THIS
reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole
Puki do u support trans ppl
My mom made Hungarian chicken soup, do u guys want some
Diavolo: Hey Barbatos, can you cut this guy in half?
Barbatos: Hamburger or hotdog style, my lord?
This has been sitting in our inbox for over a year and made us giggle, so here's a quick doodle.
purgatory hall!
List of subjects at RAD
I've been trying to think about what classes you could take at RAD. I tried searching for canon subjects as well as what I thought would be cool.
If you have any other ideas feel free to tell me!
So far I have:
- spells, curses & hexes
- potions
- seductive speechcraft
- devildom botany
- devildom history
- demon language
- devildom law
- mathematics (even demons have to be tortured with math)
- art
- sports: divided in track & field, arial disciplines, disciplines in water, ...
- biology (demon anatomy etc)
- music: basics, instruments and vocals
- theatre
- "three realms" class Diavolo invented to teach about the celestial realm and human world
Also, after doing the OM! Tag Game, many people came up with more, cool ideas, so I'll add them here (with proper credit) to create one giant reference/ inspiration sheet 💕
- Understanding Familiars (by @cometchasms )
- Devildom Beastkeeping (by @omnibread1 )
- Culinary Classes (by @tisafinedayforsimping & @fandom-scatteredthoughtsonpaper )
- History of magic (by @the-mourning-stars )
- Human history (by @brothergojo )
- Evolution of human language (by @a-chaotic-dumbass )
- Alchemy (by @yourlocalsinnamonroll & @densetu-wolfenius & @missue-miss-blue )
- Physics of the three realms (by @belphesnore )
- Transformation magic (by @technogeekmituna )
- Three realms literature (by @eboybeelzebub )
- Devildom economics (by @butterbeair )
- Cursed photography & related media (by @midnightsunnyday )
- Apparition linguistics (by @midnightsunnyday)
- Psychology (by @jjba-actor-au )
- (human) sacrificial teachings (by @jjba-actor-au )
- Illusions & Evocation (by @hidemylovehidemyshame )
Obey Me Out of Context #69
I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately
Just a small compilation of my favorite Obey me! random moments
(Which are cannon, if I may add)
They probably have a lot of fun! ✨️💖
[Disclaimer: The characters depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. This is official art, which means it was created by the company artists and art teams. I own nothing].
Could I request Mammon, Satan, Solomon, and Simeon with a lover who's a writer?
Imagine them writing favorable articles about Mammon to make him look more credible.
Mammon
At first, he’s very happy & excited to see that he’s getting some good press.
Mammon is used to it a little, from his modeling and people telling him he looks good, but being that he’s doing a good job by a stranger makes him feel like he’s actually doing something positive.
When he finds out it’s MC though, Mammon is crushed. He thought that someone else thought he was good, and now he just finds out it’s a fluff piece written by his partner. He feels kind of betrayed.
Satan
Being such a bibliophile, it makes sense he would have a partner who is a writer.
He’s very supportive of their career. Offering advice, proof reading, and extending readings of their manuscripts to make sure that they are good. And he gets to read their book before anyone else.
At events like book signings, he acts as their bodyguard. They don’t really need one, but Satan insists that he be there.
Solomon
Not the biggest ‘reader’ outside of spell books, but he appreciates that they are good at it.
He does read their new works when they finish and enjoys them. He usually has nothing but positive feedback.
Is helpful on the research end of things. Since he’s lived so long, he knows a lot of stuff. From science and philosophy to real historical events.
Simeon
They met at a public event where their books were being hosted, and hit it off immediately.
Simeon and MC have different writing styles and types of stories they write, but Simeon loves that. The different perspective is very interesting to him and he finds it fascinating how their mind works.
They have a cute little rivalry when their new books come out. Trying to see who can sell the most copies or get the best reviews. It’s all in good fun though.
Could I request Lucifer with a reader who's an author?
Imagine Lucifer finding her naughtier works.
Lucifer x Reader
words 1.5K
The book release was a great success!
You couldn’t believe all the hard work your publishing company put into the event. Or how many people showed up. You had been greeting fans and signing books all afternoon, and it was finally time for a break.
Excusing yourself from the crowd and your table, you head over to a private area that had been sectioned off specifically for this and see Lucifer. Your partner looking positively drool worthy in his human clothes, in one of those big leather chairs, with a book in his hand. “You’re enjoying the event I see.”
“Hmm…I am. It is certainly nice to take a break from the norm. You seem quite the crowd draw.” You were positively giddy at Lucifer’s support and praise.
When you asked him to come to your event, you were nervous he might not come. That he would be too busy. Or just not interested. When he said yes you had nearly been floored, and you were glad that the event really was such a success if he was going to be here.
“Well, people liked signed books. Much easier to sell on Ebay.” Lucifer’s lips jutted up and you felt your stomach do little flip-flops. “What are you reading? Certainly not the new book.”
“Oh, no. I already read that one. The references to totalitarianism in a monarchy were inspired.” He read your book? Honestly, you might faint because you were getting so excited. “I was interested in some of your other work, since you’ve been so secretive about it, and a very nice older lady pointed me into the direction of one of your later, new releases.” Lucifer turned the cover to show you the book title, and you felt all the color drain from your face. “She said it was her favorite. A little ‘off brand’ for your usual work, but she said she couldn’t put it down.”
“Don’t read that!”
You lunge at Lucifer to get the book away from him, but he easily pulled it out of reach of your grasp. Where once you were over the moon for him to read your work, you now wished to be buried under a ton of rock. The book in question was a romance novel, of sorts. Typical fantasy drama, swords, spells, sworn contracts with demons and the like. Spicy elements for the average reader Lucifer was describing. The problem was that if Lucifer caught on to the totalitarianism in your current novel, he would obviously catch on that the main character & her partner were you and him. “But I’m only halfway through. And according to this, it’s very rude to stop just halfway through.”
“Oh God….” You covered your face with your hands. Mortified beyond recognition.
Lucifer smirked, but then set the book down before he stood. “Don’t be embarrassed. It is very good you know.”
“I just based it off real life experiences! It’s easier for me to get a feel for the characters that way!”
“Really? I don’t remember us making love in a crowded ballroom.” You groan again. He got to that part?? “But…” You turn your head up to look at him as his hand reached out for your waist and pulled you close. “We could certainly make an effort for a crowded bookstore, with all your fans here.”
A moment ago, you felt the color drain from your face. Now it felt like it was rushing with color. “You can’t be serious?”
“Why not?” Lucifer asked. With this coy grin and confidence that made you wonder ‘yeah, why not’. “It can be inspiration for your next book. And I am suddenly feeling very….inspired.”
You weren’t sure what happened after that. Like the devil he was, Lucifer said a few sweet words and you had to obey. Suddenly, you were in a locked bathroom. A single unit with a toilet, sink, and mirror, kissing your devil with reckless abandon that would normally be reserved for more trashy romance novels.
Lucifer held you close by your waist, then lifted you up on the sink counter. You moan into the kiss. Feeling the cold of the mirror on your back and linoleum against your thighs. You instantly and eagerly spread your legs to make room for him on your little perch. Lucifer filling the space. Dominating you with his height and just the force of him.
“You need to keep your voice down.” He warned when he pulled away from your kissing. That may have been more of a warning than advice as his hand slipped up your thigh and into your panties. “You don’t want your fans to hear.”
You bit your bottom lip to stiff a moan as he touched you. But realized that that wasn’t enough as his fingers slipped inside and cover your mouth with your hand.
This was crazy. This was absolutely insane! There was literally a room full of people outside waiting for you while you were in here getting fucked by your partner. Or at least you were about to be. God you wished you were about to be. As terrifying as it was that someone might hear you, and your career could be over, all you could think about was Lucifer and having his dick inside you, and fuck let them hear how he fucked you & loved you. You really didn’t care.
You whimper and your free hand clamors for the glass behind you, trying to find purchase on something, when his thumb brushed over your clit again. “Lucifer….” The inside of your pussy clenched around his fingers. Eager for something bigger, harder, more him.
He smiled and pulled his fingers free before sliding down your panties. “Yes, yes. We need to hurry so you can get back to your fans. They are eager to see you. And I’m eager for them to see you, like this.”
You whimper again. Thinking about people seeing you. Would they know? Would they be able to tell that you were just fucked in a bathroom? Would they be able to see the lust still fogging over in your eyes from having sex with a gorgeous man just meters from their showroom? What would they think of their acclaimed, respected author if they knew she was just a dirty slut for her own demon, letting him do whatever he wanted to her and begging for more?
All those thoughts clung to your mind until Lucifer slid his cock inside you. Then it was nothing but ‘Lucifer! Lucifer! Lucifer!’
“Gods your wet.” Lucifer groaned in your ear. His thrust faster and sharper than usual as he seems to know that they need to be quick. “I know that’s not just me. You really are enjoying this, aren’t you? My dove.” You moan. That was what the character in your book called the protagonist. Your mind suddenly shifting between the characters in your book to the real world with you & Lucifer. “Your excited for this. To go back out to that crowd with my cum still inside you. To still feel my hands on you while you greet them with a smile.”
“Yes!”
At this point you would be happy to do the remainder of the event siting on his cock. Lucifer’s lap as your chair. Ride him in front of the crowd if only he asked. “Cum inside me. Fill me up, so I can meet my fans.”
Lucifer groaned and sped up his hips. Kissing you to keep you quiet, but also himself. It doesn’t take long for you feel him cum inside you. The hot pulse of his cock sending you over the edge, and you cling to him as it felt like you would fall off the counter. He would never let that happen.
Lucifer held you until you were both done. Then he pulled back, and out of you, slipped your panties back on over your sopping cunt, and helped you off the counter. Your legs felt a little numb & wobbly, but you managed to stand.
“You should get back. I will wait here to avoid suspicion, then see myself out. I’ll come find you after the event is over.”
“Ok.” You honestly weren’t paying that much attention to what he was saying.
Lucifer reached for your hand, then lifted it to kiss it. “I hope this was certainly ‘inspirational’ for you.”
“Oh, it was.” You teased back.
The demon smirked as he released your hand. “I look forward to your next book then.” He then opened the door. His body concealed by the plywood. “Good luck with your fans.”
You gave him a smile and returned to your work. No one made any comment about your appearance, so maybe no one noticed; or was too polite to say anything. It was almost like nothing happened.
But when you moved in your seat, or shifted your legs, you could feel the wetness in your panties, or Lucifer’s cum slip out of you. So the fantasy was definitely a reality.
i was sent to anime hell and all i got were these 7 stupid pacts
Origin of Henry 2.0 (headcannon)
Interview with the Brutal Beast...
When @askchevaliermichel is a bit scary to approach...
So with you: Now is your time of grief, but I will see you again and you will rejoice, and no one will take away your joy.
How does it feel knowing that seven of your children have disowned/hate you for killing their sibling, rejecting them and throwing them out of the celestial realm?
Anyways hi ◉‿◉
She knew the consequences when she extended the life of the human, and they knew the consequences when fighting for her
It was also not me specifically who killed her, it was another angel.
No matter what I feel, rules will always be rules. They must be followed.
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Another fundraiser I trust!
Oday and his family, including his 7 year old sister, witnessed the unspeakable. His sister's husband's family was bombed in their tent, and they witnessed the bodies torn apart when they went to rescue possible survivors. The shock overtook him completely. I don't think any one of us could survive such a sight, finding our family members torn to pieces by the world's apathy and complicity.
Oday and his family deserve better. Please do not hesitate to donate.
He probably would.
This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send the situation (in which you want to see a Blorbo) to our inbox and we’ll make a poll for you where people can vote if they think their Blorbos would survive said situation.
tumblr is just a marketplace to sell your stuff when needed
Damn straight I’m selling an octatrack MK2 and some sticks of RAM for AMD - 32 gigs 6000hz LETS GO