Latest Posts by yo-whaddup - Page 13

Movie: has a female that screams in grief and dispair

Me: oh yes more of that pls

Ps. If you have film recs pls give them I’m dying of thirst

I listened to too much Mitski in seventh grade and now beautifully somber women is my lifestyle

I want an s/o but everyone I know is a total douche bag and refuses to interact with me. I need love but I’m stuck in a loneliness that only those by which have been isolated may have the displeasure of experiencing.

You really know you have no self preservation instincts when your casual day is scrolling through pro Ana tumblr and masturbating while listening to Mitski.

Ari aster is to mentally ill emotionally abused women as Robert eggers is to grown men who miss old horror movies as Jordan Peele is to black persons (rightfully) scared of authority

This user thinks Onision is an awful person and a paedophile.

I’m that one person in the friend group that’s secretly in love with everyone

So you know that feeling when it’s like you have a kink but not really because you’re not sexually attracted to the thing it just makes you happy and you have a soft spot for it?

Dudes I’m watching Misery and omfg this movie is soooooo much more tame than the book

Hey i just cried to Creature Comfort by Arcade Fire for ten minutes because I relate too much how’s your day going

Dude today is just not my day

#the entirety of pretty sexual by dreamgirl #even the high notes #especially the high notes

mentally ill people reblog with the sad lyric you sing extra loud because you feel it so hard

Heyo all the fuckers say what is or isn’t a personality trait! Where does it end? Like seriously, soon it’s gonna be “she thinks being a good person is a personality trait smh” or “liking things isn’t a personality trait” but they are personality traits. The definition of a personality trait is something that distinguishes the character of a person from another, dude, just let girls have opinions on things Jesus Christ.

Billie Eilish may be an industry plant but she’s hella iconic af and I love her so much.

Blue is the Warmest Color? Bare? Wrong, it’s just me!

The trick to having an aesthetic is to dress like ur gonna run away to la with ur prissy lesbian lover in an artsy indie film lmao

The trick to having an aesthetic is to dress like ur gonna run away to la with ur prissy lesbian lover in an artsy indie film lmao

Why does Tim Burton keep shipping his wife and Johnny Depp together

Devil man Crybaby and The Devil is a Part Timer both have exact opposite depictions of Satan and I love it so much.

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

Can you imagine what gen z lord of the flies would have been like?

Like seriously though I cant imagine that being anything but fucking hilarious.

"No grown ups!" Ralph yelled excitedly.

"Dude how shitty were your parent?" Piggy replied.

*Ralph tells everyone about Piggy being called well, Piggy*

"Ralph why did you do that?"

"Better Piggy than Fatty."

"What the fuck dude both of those are shit names."

"I should be cheif!" Jack said with a simple arrogance. "I'm lead chorister and head boy, I can ing C sharp!"

"How the fuck is that relevant?" Ralph asked shooting him a confused look.

Simon stroked Ralph's arm shyly.

"Yo dude that's gay as fuck." Jack said jokingly.

Simon laughed and then shot finger guns at him. "Hella."

Ralph repeated Simon's actions aswell.

Simon held the conch and spoke quietly.

"What if there isnt a beast? What if... what if its only-"

"-JOHN SCENA!!!DODODODODO" Maurice interrupted.

"This is my hermit crab. He's the fastest so I named him Naruto." Maurice said holding up a small crab in the palm of his hands.

"Where were you! Simon has been the only one helping me with the shelters!" Ralph said angrily.

"We needed meat!" Jack replied.

"Will you two stop yelling about vore for five minutes and help me!?" Simon asked, irritatedly.

"My name is Roger, I wish I were dead. My happiness only comes from the pain of others. No one understands me."

"Okay edgelord, how about you get your head out of 2006 and help out." Ralph said, not batting an eye.

If I think of more ima reblof this post with it

shakespeare ladies 

The ONLY way to drink tea is like Miss Kersh in the 1990 It miniseries

Will porn blogs STOP following me for this shit. This is obviously a joke about a Stephen King novelle, not encouraging bondage. Jesus fucking Christ you savages

They should make a warning for handcuffs: don’t use these to have kinky old person sex if you have heart failure or could spontaneously die.

They should make a warning for handcuffs: don’t use these to have kinky old person sex if you have heart failure or could spontaneously die.

I’m officially morosexual my classmate asked me which side your kidney’s on and I’ve fantasized about him kissing me ever since.

Punk 100% works too

I desperately want a goth gf and I think it’s getting to the point of being worrisome

I desperately want a goth gf and I think it’s getting to the point of being worrisome

New Wave Saints Series by Matthew Lineham

Having mommy issues is about unironically having a thing for MILF’s and I can attest to that.

The only proper way to listen to Snail Mail is at 3:00 am crying. No exceptions.