Out Of Context Texts To My Husband

Malta - Serving? Serving what? Serving cunt? (prophetic first impression) weird costumes, weird visuals, controversy, 15/10. mwah (diva not down. screaming.)

Georgia - the dancers did not stutter. the song spoke normally. pretty visuals tho

France - "I despise the French" sister michael, derry girls

Denmark - it's a song that you hear on the radio when you're waiting at the post office

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

i fully believe that to write fanfics, you have to be the most obsessed down bad psycho stalker pathetic loser (all compliments) to get into the heads of the characters

particularly with romance particularly with smut bc wdym i wrote that filth about a middle aged fictional minor-character politician

all that to say i have a cleansing ritual which is screaming in my car to love is embarassing by olivia rodrigo. you just scream about being a loser for a man and let it go. its like sage.

lmk if you have a cleansing ritual

bts of Suzerain posting, I am foaming at the mouth to make a Symon Holl finance bro aesthetic grid

oh my god I have so many thoughts on changing your last name after marriage

my husband and I had a thousand discussions about it and ended up deciding to hyphenate our names. no, not just me. he was Mr X, I was Ms Y - now he's Mr X-Y and I'm Mrs X-Y

the rationale behind that was that if marriage is a creation of new family from two existing ones, then both families should be reflected in the surname. I said that if he's not changing his surname, I will stay with mine as well. he actively chose changing his surname

we also discussed not changing our names and having potential kids named X-Y but that felt weird.

I said I don't want to change my name to his because my name is a part of my life and person. zero objections

our surnames are in different languages so it's very clear which surname came from him and which from me

and oh my god. the number of people who will disregard his new surname and call him Mr X is astounding. even when he corrects them and says his name is X-Y, they just say "yeah, sure". some will even double down on calling him X. he said it's a great test for meeting new people. some men treat his decision to change his name like an open warfare on their masculinity.

meanwhile, guess how many people referred to me by my previous name? that's right, 0, everyone respects the husband's added name.

we had people react to our names enthusiastically, like at a bank - these were all women.

there is no point to this story, just that society's views on names and marriages are weird

it's crazy how many super duper patriarchal things get retroactively justified in the name of being about love. yeah I'm sure women taking their husbands surname has always 100% been about recovering from trauma and distancing yourself from abusive family or whatever and has absolutely nothing at all to do with women being seen as property. great work here everyone, marriage as a concept has been redeemed through the power of pop psychology

if I'm getting off the elevator and the door opens and you're standing RIGHT THERE in the middle of the fucking door 3 mm away from me

assume I will walk into you

gtfo of my way

devvo at milkshake man being snubbed

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

he was right about Anton Rayne winning the next election, at least

Czechia - 🤨 displeased

Luxembourg - this is weird (compliment). also catchy. approved

Israel - whats the etiquette on talking about Israel now. abstain

Germany - kinda giving charli xcx. epilepsy warning

Serbia - i think it's a love song, I don't approve of love songs in Eurovision purely because they lack the insaniy

Finland - (pre watching: extremely high expectation ater Cha Cha, the Finnish are always on their bullshit) I don't know. I think they might have fallen victim to my high expectations.

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

i'm glad the ancient tradition of hating eurovision juries is still followed

wtf you dumbasses