So I'm in a theatre rn and what about a cod theatre au?
Or like an opera au
Like yk the 141 would be famous actors/ or some random ahh instrument players
like yk, the story would go from there
And all of the enemies that we meet through the game would be like some organisations/ organisations that would just try to make them fall apart. Why? Idk 🤷♂️
Okay, so what if hyena shifter soap(or anyone else idk) was the only one in the entire world?
Or more like the only shifter that we know of.
And what about making him part hyena and part something else?
Okay, so I saw a lot of fanfics about cod shifter au, and in most of them, soap is a werewolf shifter and while I love that idea
What about:
Crow shifter soap
Fox shifter soap
(You can't tell me he's not fox/crow coded)
Or
Hyena shifter soap
Cus idk about yall, but I never once in my life saw a shifter au where there was a hyena.
And I don't mean a normal hyena shifter. I mean, like, yk when werewolf transform into full shifts or whatever they turn into a big ass wolf?
Yeah, now imagine that, but with a hyena.
Okay, so another thing I thought of was with soap as a fox shifter. What about making him a kitsune? (Yk the Japanese (?) Foxes with (I think) 9 or so tails
Okay, so I saw a lot of fanfics about cod shifter au, and in most of them, soap is a werewolf shifter and while I love that idea
What about:
Crow shifter soap
Fox shifter soap
(You can't tell me he's not fox/crow coded)
Or
Hyena shifter soap
Cus idk about yall, but I never once in my life saw a shifter au where there was a hyena.
And I don't mean a normal hyena shifter. I mean, like, yk when werewolf transform into full shifts or whatever they turn into a big ass wolf?
Yeah, now imagine that, but with a hyena.
They didnt know your birthday.
141 x neglected!f!reader
“Hey bonnie, you busy? I have a ton of paperwork to do but i was planning on- whats that?” Soap stops his rambling questions upon seeing me with an open flame.
I look down at the candle on the cupcake, it was halfway melted from when i had lit it. The wax was already mixing with the frosting.
“Yeah but its all good.” I say trying to sound light hearted.
I got up and pinched the flame out not bothering to make a wish.
“I can do the writing dont worry about it. Go have fun.” I say looking back to Soap in my doorway.
I walk over and softly grab the files in his hand, expecting him to hand them over easy and take his leave. Only he doesn’t, he doesn’t even move, he hadn’t looked away from the lone cupcake on the counter.
“Hey if im gonna do it i need the files.” I say trying to pull them out of his grasp without ripping them. Only then he looks down at me, i was surprised when i couldnt read his expression. The man was usually an open book, you could read him cover to cover without flipping the page.
“What is that.” It was more of a statement than a question, like he knew but couldn’t believe what it meant.
I look back to the treat i had bought myself, a little more than just confused now as i look back at him. “It’s a cupcake?” I say now skeptical. “Its not gonna bite you, relax.” I joke hoping he would snap out of it.
Soap stares at me still unreadable in the doorway, he takes the papers back and walked down the hall to presumably Prices room without another word. I close my door for the night, no need for anyone else to be upset with my presence today. It seemed no one was remotely happy with me all damn day and that for lack of better words was the cherry on top.
I hadnt expected anything to happen on my birthday, not really anyway. I hadnt brought up my birthday with the team and i had only joined the 141 less than 10 months ago. They hadnt asked and i never told so really it wouldve been my own fault if i had expected anything. But i had hoped for at least a happy birthday wish, as stupid as that sounds. I had thought for sure as the Captain, Price wouldve known my birthday and maybe he wouldve said something, anything. But wishful thinking can hurt worse than a bullet.
When i had emerged from my room this morning to find Gaz had started our usual run without me that had hurt a little, but no worries i can catch up or just run it alone. Only Gaz had stopped running after i started and had gone back to the barracks. I had shrugged it off then.
Later was Ghost, he quite literally ghosted me on training together, it was supposed to start at noon on the dot. Nothing, not a text, not a call, not even 4 hours later. It was when i was training recruits that i saw why, Ghost and Soap had been at the range all day. Shooting the new guns Soap and i had agreed to try out together.
So three of the four men i worked with day in and day out had done something completely out of character. Surely Price would break the cycle of today.
I decided to test it out, walking to his office across the base. I decide i need to start telling the guys more about myself, hell, did they know anything personal about me? They never really asked so i didnt worry about it. I knew so much about them, i could recall all of their favorite movies, food, drinks, guns, knife brands, i could even remember the family members theyve talked about and Soap had so many. But i cant remember telling them any of that about me. By the time i got to Prices office im so lost in thought i almost just walk on in. Luckily im pulled from my thoughts hearing Price on the phone, louder than normal.
“I dont care if the best is on my damn team i need to be able to trust every single person on it! Im not keeping someone if i cant trust them!” The other person talks calmer more trying to coax him to relax.
Price still raises his voice annoyed. “I don’ know shite about’em! Im done, im not having this conversation anymore.” Hanging up the phone he sighes loudly. I blink back tears in succession.
He didn’t trust me? I get not knowing much but i didn’t hide things from them, if they asked i wouldve told? I didn’t mean to make them not trust me, i just didn’t want to share if they didn’t want to know. I didn’t mean for this. I didn’t mean for any of it. How did it get this bad? How did i miss the signs of them pulling away, i hadnt seen anything different up until today.
But now it made sense, Gaz wouldn’t want to run with someone he couldn’t trust, Ghost would never train someone he didn’t trust, and why would Soap test guns with me? It was so obvious now.
I wipe my tear streaked face and walk quickly back to our- their, barracks. I couldn’t call it ours anymore, i wasn’t part of the team. Id need to pack, id need to find a new team again. Only i didn’t want to and that just caused me to cry again. I loved the guys with everything now, it took me so long to let them in and just as long to get Ghost to trust me, i thought everything was okay. It was so perfectly fine just 12 hours ago.
I walk into my room shutting the door quietly, packing wouldn’t take long, i didn’t have much. I hadnt joined with more than a duffel bag to my name. I could still fit everything in that bag in the corner of the room. But when i opened the fridge is when I remembered the cupcake i had bought myself.
Now here i was packing after Soap had walked out, i didn’t relight the candle, i didn’t really have a wish that could come true. The only one i could think of is that today hadn’t happened at all. But it was bound to happen if Price was that upset on the phone. Better to jump ship than to be pushed. I finish up packing and look around, nothing of mine, nothing that could show i had even been there at all except a lone cupcake on the counter. And thats exactly how i had lived before the 141, why would now be any different. Price had said in the beginning that i could change the room however i wanted, glad i didn’t.
Walking out of the barren room i could hear voices down the hall, some louder than others, seemed like an argument. I turned and began the walk to the front base gate, no longer do i need to worry them with my presence. No longer did they need to worry about an untrusted stranger.
Should i make a part 2?
I miss pookie
missing my pookie i fear + my roblox avatar for formatting reasons
how do we feel about bunnyhybrid!reader and OC (ted)?
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just imagine sniffing around and finding your way onto random farm. some random ahh guy outside herding some sheep w his farm dogs.. scary but hey.. he's a bit hot in his overalls ngl. he's human tho sooo.. u dont really know how this is gonna go.. but guess what!? you hop over anyway! you made your way over, crunching on some leaves as you tried to sneak up on him, stopping at his feet and observing him from there as he fills up some type of.. bowls? with.. water? for.. whom? they were some big ass bowls so maybe for the dogs? or horses? you take a few steps back and watch him from a corner as he starts moving again.
you continue to watch until you spot the most beautiful strawberry bushes ever, taking your focus off of him for a moment to look at them, wondering how you're gonna get over there and what you're gonna do with the heaps of strawberries. now, with the greed that was building up, thinking about taking all the strawberries for yourself for harvest, you feel a presence, a watcher if you will. and as you get that feeling you're suddenly picked up by.. the farmer!?
"was macht so ein ding wie du hier.." he mutters, examining you. you just let it happen and take this chance to also examine him up close. he's got a little beard coming in. or did he just shave? there stubble so maybe the latter. his skins fair. he doesn't seem harmful at least. as you examine yet again, he's doing the same. looking over your brown coat (which was now your skin) plus your ears and puffy scut (tail) that was sticking out from your rear.
and you just.. sit there as he cradles you in his arms taking you into his home. he places you on a couch and crouches in front of you. "deutsch sprechen?" he says. it sounds foreign but you can understand a bit. you tilt your head, continuing your observation from earlier. "english?" he questions. you understand that clearly, taking some time before responding. "yes.." you practically whisper. "okay." he takes note. "um.. what are.. you doing here?" he asks, taking his time to choose his choice of words. you shrug and blink a bit. "fruit.. bush.. berry." you mutter, words not really making sense since you rarely ever take on your human form.
"beerenstrauch?" he questions himself, trying to figure out what you were talking about. "fruit? um.." he tries to gather words but you beat him to it, clearing things up. "strawberry." you mutter once more. "oh. the strawberry bush. "
🐾; lmk if u want more pls
translation;
germ; "was macht so ein ding wie du hier.."
eng; "what's a thing like you doing here.."
germ; "deutsch sprechen?"
eng; "speak german?"
germ; "beerenstrauch?"
eng; "berry bush?"
hihi, here's my masterlistttt !!!
updated: 4/18/25
🖤; angst
🎱; fluff
🌸; smut
🦴; caution, may contain triggering topics
fics 🎱;
• ` matching frames , simon riley
• , flea market day (1) ` OC/teddy
• brown bunni ~ (1)(2)
🌸;
nothing here yet ..
🖤;
nothing here yet..
🦴;
nothing here yet..
headcannons 🎱;
nothing here yet..
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• ` he has a soft spot, only for you , OC/teddy
🖤;
nothing here yet..
🦴;
nothing here yet..
plinks 🌸;
• happy (late) 4th of july!! OC/teddy
• , whole lotta love ' OC/teddy
i write for literally anyone, these are just to keep tabs, if you would like me to write a custom, dm me or send a request!!
ou-la-la, retired Simon with nothing but warm love in his heart.
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as you slowly blink yourself awake, twisting and turning in bed before you finally decide to get up, simon is already up as usual. his job keeps him on a time routine even when he's not at work. it kinda ticks you off when you wake up and he's not in bed but y'know, who are you to tell him off (his life, his world, his everything)? puffing out before sitting on the side of the bed, you rub the cold out of your eyes, patting your hand on the nightstand beside you to find your glasses only to find they're not there..?
you groan and look over, squinting to see nothing but the quarter gone cup of water you had last night and some candies. you slowly step onto the cold wood floor, seeking out to find simon somewhere in the house.
you hazardly walk around the house, softly calling out for him. "simon, baby?" you continue until he calls back "yeah, luv?" he responds from the front door. "did you leave? have you seen my glasses?" you ask, watching the blurry figure walk toward the living room. "went to tha' shops, got us some matching frames, come sit." you follow the sound, feeling for the couch as you come close then sit next to him. he scoots you close, setting your legs over his as he explains what he's went out to buy. "my eye doctor's told me to go out n' grab my prescription today, i thought i'd go out n' take y'r glasses to switch them out fir a pair of new frames that'll match mine." you nod at the cute idea, suddenly looking down as the sound of wrapping unfolds.
you can get a small glimpse of glasses in a basic frame, clear with black lines inside with an addon of black legs. his were the same, of course but a different shape, the shape most reading glasses are built. yours were your original shape, the one that framed your face nicely. as you hold them in your hands, still observing, simon has already slipped his on, tapping your shoulder to look.
"like em?" the corner of his eyes crinkling as he gives you a small smile, grabbing your glasses to put them on for you. "now y'r almost as cute as me." he chuckles as you playfully hit his shoulder, giggling slightly alongside. "thank you, simon." you peck his cheek and get up, yawning a bit as you walk to your bathroom. "needed anything, woman?" he asks, following behind. "no, I just felt like a baby bird without these." you refer to your glasses, opening the bathroom door. "well you are a bird, my bird." he mumbles, sliding up behind you, wrapping his hands around your waist as you began brushing your teeth, nuzzling into the crown of your bonnet, smelling nothing but a mix of gels and a scented edge control you forgot to clean off the night before.
"you're such an old man."
oc (our favourite mixed farmer) x black reader !!!! i know you guys missed me (💔) so I'm back!! a fic will be released sooner or later next week so be tuned! here are some p!links to hold you guys over till it's released!
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🌸.
' teddy just can't get enough !
' sometimes you gotta take it slow..
🍨.
' such a tease..
' skinship is a big thing for ted.!!
🌸.
' couldn't even rest after getting your braids done !
' letting teddy take control for once .
🍨.
' can't ever get enough .
' gotta be extra careful with something as fragile as you ~
🌸.
' teddy's always gonna get a kiss in .
' always gonna be on top !
' he'll always love you but.. sometimes he can't resist ..
🍨.
happy (very) late 4th of July from teddy and I to you! 🤍
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suddenly had the urge to to write a little smthhhh while listening to my 2016 music 😭.
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our fluffydutch/german!farmer taking his precious earthyblack!reader along to the farmers market with him! and reader getting in a bittttt of trouble 🫢 (nsfw next part 🤭)
come on!!
Oh my ... there goes Mr teddy bear.. having to search for you again as you've wandered off to search for the animal section here. at this point teddy is really considering getting us one of those little backpacks with the leash on it (😭).
oh poor man can't even catch a break as he shopped. oh, but as he stress bought, you popped right back up next to him with something.. exotic?!
"bubba look! i bought us a ferret!" you giggled happily, showing off the long furry animal
as you thought your husband would be happy with what you had spent your money on, he couldn't even crack you a smile. sighing as he rubbed his forehead he tried to have remorse for what he now considered his bit-bimboed wife.
"Hun.." he sighed "we don't .. need anymore animals.. " he continued, sighing as he let you down
"but.. bitte?" you politely begged, tugging at he sleeve.
he knew you absolutely didn't need any more animals on your already packed farm but oh.. your eyes.. your small begs.. how could your man just say no to you!?
"you really stress me, schatz" he sighs once more, his words being your indication for a yes.
you giggle happily and peck his cheek, hugging his side as he continued shopping. pointing out a few things he missed on the list.
"i don't need your fuckin' help, puppe" he chuckles, placing the missing items in his basket. you giggle once more, placing another warm kiss on his face.
ah .. there you go again.. not too far this time though! you saw a snack stand not too far away and slipped right from his side.
"hm.." you examined the vast variety of self serve snacks and candies in front of you.
"hi sweetheart! well aren't you a cute one? here, this one is on me, get what ever you'd like, doll!" a tall man approaches from behind the stand, handing you a medium sized plastic bag. you smile sweetly at his kind compliments then brightly at his kind gesture of paying for whatever you grabbed.
as you began scooping and using the little tonsil to pick your candies the (guessing) owner began small talk. and oh, you just wanting to be oh so friendly, you complied and replied.
"so.. see some stuff you like?" he chuckles, sucking on a toothpick he had sticking out of his mouth
"mhm!" you giggle, adding more things
"gon' on and fill it up sweetheart" he encouraged, waving his hand out to let you know it was okay
you nod, looking around at the other options, picking up a few pieces of cotton candy and some gummy eggs.
"do you have any popcorn or chips? I thought I saw some when i came over here" you give a warm smile, as you picked and put some sour belts into your bag.
"oh yeah, yeah hold on.." he turns around and bends over a bit to pull out a popcorn machine. "I'll make some popcorn for you doll.. only for one thing.." he said, plugging in the machine.
"hm? I'll do it!" you giggled, stopping to look up.
"I just want oneeee.. little kiss right here" he pat the middle of his cheek with the bed of his index finger.
"oh umm.. hold on, I'll go see if my husband will let me!" i place the bag down on his stand, turning around quickly to go grab Teddy.
"wait, you have a husband?" he asks rather quickly
"yes! just please, stay right there!" you happily walk over to teddy
"bubba! can I give that man over there a kiss for some popcorn" you point to the man. "he said he'd give me free candy too!" you giggle happily, looking up at him as you hugged him
"a.. kiss.. for popcorn and.. candy" teddy sighed "the woman you are princess.." he huffs, paying for the groceries before walking you two over to the man's pop up shop.
Dictionary;
bitte(german): please
schatz(german): darling
puppe(german): doll
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hiiii!! i would rlly RLLY love it if you guys would recommend and request stuff, I've had writers block for a bit after I posted the first fic so I'm kinda bummed out and idk what this is 😭😭😭. yes there will be a next part after this and smut is included so mdni and yep... please send in requests ..🧸
me..? Oh nothing.. just thinking about a fluffy dutch/german farmer x earthyblack!reader headcanons(?). 18+, mdni
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• Mr. teddy bear who would get his beautiful wife anything she yearned for. Doesn't matter if it's new crystals, new clothes, even another cattle if she asked.
• Mr. teddy bear who loves his farm animals almost as much as his gorgeous Gattin.
• Mr. teddy bear who would break an arm and a leg just to please his delicious woman, cumming in his overalls as he thunk about it whilst gathering the goats.
• Mr. Teddy bear who... shii.. just mr teddy bear 😭.
• Mr. Teddy bear who approached first, offering a warm scented perfume to her, whom he thought smelled awfully like cocoa butter and incense.
• Mr. Teddy bear who would lasso the planets if !reader asked.
• Mr. Teddy bear welcoming !reader home as he finished cooking up a warm meal, awaiting her arrival.
• Mr. Teddy bear who enjoys pleasuring his woman more than himself, grinding against the cool colored sheets of their shared bed as she cradled the back of his head, arching as she brought him closer.
• Mr. teddy bear who tries his best to do everything that his precious vrouw brings up. You mentioned something about your craving for chocolate covered strawberries whilst menstruating, and when you were gone out to feed the pigs n' chickens, picking up their eggs, he had searched and searched for instructions or even a recipe to make the chocolate covered fruit for you quickly.
• Mr. Teddy bear who was surprised he'd be your first, hearing you whimper and moan under him was a surprise aswell! I guess he didn't know you'd adjust as fast as you two started.
• Mr. Teddy bear who tried the best to take care of everything around him. Feeding the animals, taking care of you inside of the bedroom and out..
Dictionary: "Gattin"
German for mate [noun] a husband or wife (preferably wife here).
"vrouw"
Dutch for a woman; wife; or lady.
honestly, imagine who you want. If you do just ignore the description of "Mr teddy bear" at the top 😭 (hes just my personal description of my OC). Tell me if you guys would want more if you see this!!! luv yuuuuu so muches!! 💋 (Give ideas or I'll bite you).
Fics
"Widow" Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
@euovennia
No summary provided
Oneshots
"Lady Boner Gone" 18+
@simpingfor-wakasa
Finally having a break from missions. You and Your teammates thought going to a Halloween party would be a good idea. It was all good until they saw you not having a good time. Leaving back to base they thought having their little party with you instead would fix your little mood. Wouldn’t want your pretty little costume going to waste.
Blurbs
"A file you said?"
@mockerycrow
Incorrect Quotes
"I could take him."
@harveywritings92
Fics
"Reign down on me" Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 ( x Hybrid! Reader )
@placeinthemiddleofnowhere
Reader is a wolf hybrid in a world that treats them like second class citizens, given a horrible start in life after being thrown into the military with no preparation. After years of struggle, they're finally taken away from their base by Ghost, now a permanent member of taskforce 141 reader struggles to come to terms with the fact that perhaps there's a life there for them - if only they reach out and accept it.
Oneshots
"m'tired, love." 18+
@luvit
No summary provided
"be a good girl," 18+ ( x Puppy Girl! Reader )
@bratfiction
No summary provided
Incorrect Quotes
"Okie-dokie!"
@harveywritings92
"HOLY SHITE!" ( x OC )
@harveywritings92
Oneshots
"Soap, Suds and the Scouser" ( x Sister! Reader )
@kitkatscabinet
Due to shitty neglectful parents, Johnny's older sister had been forced to take him in and raise him as her own. As such, she's fiercely protective of him, not that he minds, at least not until she screams at his Captain.
Incorrect Quotes
"Did you watch it?"
@harveywritings92
Fics
"I'll be back before you know it," Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 18+ Part 8
@cod-imagines-fanfiction
Valeria has gifted you a whole wing in her massive residence in Las Almas. Alejandro infiltrates the mansion to gather intel and finds you, Valeria's girlfriend. You are kidnapped by Alejandro and interrogated by the 141 on Valeria and her whereabouts.
Oneshots
"Soap, Suds and the Scouser" ( x MacTavish! Reader )
@kitkatscabinet
Due to shitty neglectful parents, Johnny's older sister had been forced to take him in and raise him as her own. As such, she's fiercely protective of him, not that he minds, at least not until she screams at his Captain.
Oneshots
"Little Things"
@blingblong55
No summary provided
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these works. All credits go to the rightful owners. Please remember that these have simply been my preferences throughout the year. Also, note that I have not watched the shows or played the games related to some of these fandoms so I cannot promise that my recommendations are true to character. This masterlist also acts as a physical depiction of my mental illness😃🙂😅
Started : 2024/01/10 Last Updated : 2024/09/20
Here is the link to my fanfic rec list from 2023:
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ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ chicana
ɪ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ🎸
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Current WIPs: 𝙻𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚍 𝚂𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚑
Update:
Will soon be posting some of my first work. Let me know your thoughts ♡♡
About Me:
Just an average writer with sometimes too much creativity and very little time. I'm open about my lore and love answering any questions about it.
Call me Rea, please.
About this blog:
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This is a writer's haven for my ideas, whether it's OC's from different universes or ones I've created within my own world.
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My writing:
I focus on fiction, science-fiction and horror. This blog is a pot of ideas, it will definitely vary and be inconsistent. So please expect that from me and don't be too mad.
𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴: 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯 “𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵” 𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘺
𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭
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you grimaced as the nurse finished wrapping the bandage around your arm. who knew such a minuscule injury would result in you having to spend the night in the nurse’s office.
rubbing your eyes with tiredness, you turned to sleep as the nurse left with a bang of the door.
“fuck.” you recognized that scruffy voice anywhere. quickly getting up to verify, you slid the curtains to your bed revealing a bandaged Ghost.
“youre fucking kidding me.” simon fucking riley the one guy you couldn’t get along with on the team.
“lovely to see ya too, sweetheart.”
“what the fuck are you doing here?”
he held his hand up, “someone knock their head too?” a mission gone wrong. you had forgotten to clear every room in the house resulting in not one but two men getting the jump on you and ghost.
“right. you gonna scold me about that too?”
“hell fucking yeah.” he scoffed. “i’ve met children better at this job than you. bloody lucky you have gotten the boot yet.”
“everyone seems to agree with you on that one.” a few moments passed between you as you both kept eye contact.
“i could give two fucks,” he began, the energy in the room seemed to shift. “you almost died and I’ll be damned if I let that happen.” you stared as he made his way over to your bed, towering over you.
“then show me you care.” your mouths immediately smashed into eachother as if you both had been waiting for this moment forever. it was almost as if a fire had started in your mind that had been waiting to be stoked.
both your clothes came off like honey, simon taking his time to kiss every bit and piece of you as if he wished to imprint it in his mind forever.
“want me to eat this pretty little cunt, yeah?” you whimpered for him, hips lifting towards his mouth. “that’s too bloody bad then.” he chuckled as he immediately slid inside you without prep.
it was like you were seeing stars - his huge length accompanied by the zero prep stunned you. it was like your body was a song and his fingers already knew all the notes. his rhythm, in up out, was something you never knew you needed but now you knew you wouldn’t be able to live without.
“fu-fuck you,”
“mm, love to.” he continued his assault as he pumped into your hips with force. you refused. you refused to show the fucker he actually was fucking you good.
“ill fuck you out, love.” he smirked, “maybe fuck some sense in ya, hah?” you weren’t gonna last.
Yoo i made roach i liked the idea of him being blonde he such a cutie :3
Realistic Ghost Hcs
Avid tea drinker (he's british)
Thoroughly enjoys british food
Eats beans everyday without fail
Rawdogs plane flights
Literally just stares at the wall
Soap swears he doesn't blink either
Has the most boring room ever
Only need food and water to survive
Played roblox with 141 once and got banned within the first three minutes because mods thought his excessive British slang was slurs
Doesn't take off his face paint
Just let's it pile up
Drinks wine
Not an expert though,he just grabs the first thing he sees on the shelf and says yolo
Physically unable to bring his voice above talking level
Has a very unenthusiastic voice
Literally whenever he's even moderately excited he says 'yay. 😐'
Gets horrible voice cracks when he first wakes up
Soap got a video of it and just barely got away
this took me longer than it needed to
It's them your honour
I might be cooking up an AU....
Soap covered in soap
pov: you are at the Shadow Company base