Logan Wolverine - Blog Posts
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CHEERS LOUD PATCH NATION WE ARE WINNING !!!!!!
Mr. & Mr. Weapon X part 2
Tosses this to the wind
enjoy
I love when Wolverine's metal bones are showcased
*KLONG*
*KLANG*
Drawing this later <3333
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
GENIUS
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
i cant be the only one who finds the fact that magneto can just pick wolverine up and toss him like he weighs nothing at all so funny
like imagine “big” bad wolverine suddenly flailing about in the air bc magneto grabbed his arm to like. open a jar of pickles or smth. peak comedy.
Bugs when you lift up a rock
Quoth the roommate (when talking about wolverine’s height in comics): “He would sink like a small pebble.”
(bc of his adamantium and small size just in case the context was lost)
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asskisser x asskicker
ive never gravityed a fall in my life
bare with me okay ive never watched gravity falls
i need to draw them together
Imagine how fucking funny it’d be if these two had the same universe
i genuinely thought this when he first showed up
what if worst wolverine just had tiny claws as like a variant thing Wade wouldn't have known until way to late cuz he thought it was whiskey dick I just realized this and I think it's so funny
logan purrs when he's asleep. he purrs like a content little cat when he's smushed into wade's side, his whole adamantium weight pressing into wade who doesn't really mind because ✨️who in their right mind says no to wolvie cuddles✨️ (wade uses him as a weighted blanket anyway, who needs air pffffft he doesn't)
but HOLY MARVEL JESUS he has a silent freak out the first time he discovers logan purring in his sleep during one of their movie binges. (they have weekly movie nights fight me)
a healthy (not) bout of cuteness aggression happens that night and even though wade is a little confused both by the fact that logan actually fell asleep on him and that HE IS PURRING OH MY GOD- he doesn't fight it and even naps with him (the best sleep both of them have ever had considering lots of nights are full with nightmares and insomnia)
and the thing is- wade very carefully talks to some of the surviving xmen in their universe about it and they just go 🤔🤨❓️ because not one of them has ever seen or heard logan do this (i'd imagine maybe kayla or mariko, scott even - logan told him about them, but hey wade can't really ask them can he) and then wade REALIZES and it hits him SO hard. logan is comfortable with him. he's at ease and relaxed enough in his presence to allow himself to slip into his slightly more animalistic traits without having to fear any judgement or rejection. he. is. comfortable. and wade maybe cries a little (a lot) at that realisation, holding logan even tighter when it happens again - the older man slumped against him during one of their movie nights, sleeping tight and soft purrs vibrating deep from his chest
blood version for all you goons out there
keep holding onto that last thought and while you do take a crack at him, why don’tcha? (no blood version)
;]
patch has an eyepatch. you know who else is sometimes depicted with an eyepatch.
just hold onto these for me, ok?
“but his healing factor-“ let me have my fun ok pls
i cant do more than a bust or i’ll explode
Can y’all watch him for me? I got class.
“patch nation” (as addressed in previous post) is 10 people, a half eaten cracker, and a piece of string.
He’s … fighting
wade sacrificed himself for logan because he saw that deep down logan didn’t want to. the old logan would’ve done it without a second thought. he wanted to die, he thought he deserved to die. but wade taught him how to love, and showed him love in return. that’s what makes it so much more heartbreaking.
when logan finally felt like he wanted to live for the first time in years, he had to die. he had to die for the reason he wanted to live.
"Say hi to your friends for me." "Say hi to my friends for me, peanut."
IM SOBBING WADE IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR HIS LOVED ONES TO LIVE AND LOGAN IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE FINALLY FOUND A LOVED ONE TO LIVE FOR
"Say hi to your friends for me." "Say hi to my friends for me, peanut."
IM SOBBING WADE IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR HIS LOVED ONES TO LIVE AND LOGAN IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE FINALLY FOUND A LOVED ONE TO LIVE FOR
sorry to say this but… wade and logan are just two sides of the same traumatised, dented, self loathing coin
get yourself someone who looks at you the way logan looks at wade
who is going to be the deadpool to my wolverine this halloween
