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3 years ago

I love you too, bestie

Why does y'all wanna see a skinny feral Twink pregnant so bad like I've gotten 15 requests already 😭😭😭


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3 years ago

That is a rather...strange dilemma, however

Would you actually do it? Asking for a friend

Why does y'all wanna see a skinny feral Twink pregnant so bad like I've gotten 15 requests already 😭😭😭


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3 years ago

Right here bestie 😘 ✌️

Licorice cookie supremacy 💅 Licorice cookie kinnies, where are you all?!

Licorice Cookie Supremacy 💅 Licorice Cookie Kinnies, Where Are You All?!

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3 years ago
Santa Is On Strike Due To Global Warming.  All Presents This Year Will Be Delivered By Sasha The Christmas

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.


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3 years ago

Star wars au where everything is the same except Grievous gets to have a slugthrower rifle and returns to his sniper roots send tweet.


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3 years ago

is spamton a tumblr sexyman

i wouldnt say a sexyman but he sure is something


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3 years ago

when you’re at a party and the anxiety kicks in

When You’re At A Party And The Anxiety Kicks In

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3 years ago

we gotta stop pretending that anakin skywalker was a normal happenstance. it’s not every day that a bull moose breaks into a stash of cocaine, busts into an elementary school and stomps a classroom of children to death, and then spends the next twenty years murdering the shit out of every other moose it ever sees in all its life until it finally commits quasi-patricide by throwing its dad into the ocean. other jedi fell to the dark side of the force, and they killed, what, a couple people? other jedi are touched by the dark side, which means they really just had a pissy week? anakin touches the dark side and kills a few dozen people. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then murders or attempts to murder almost everyone who ever knew him in middle school. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then storms the jedi knitting club and starts cracking heads on the pavement. within ten minutes he has saddled up to go balls-to-the-window balls-to-the-wall batshit, he stops at the bodega by the jedi temple to shotgun a four loko and a sugar free monster energy before immediately proceeding to kill like a thousand fucking people with a sword


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