Slender Proxy - Blog Posts

*blowing a kiss*

Nina : catch!

Jeff : are you dumb.

Nina : you're supposed to catch it...

Jeff : you bout to catch these hands

Jeff : I'm not depressed. could a depressed person make this?

*pointing to a mug of coffee powder and cold water:

Jeff : didn't fucking think so.

I went to gay loser town and they said they worship you like a god

did jesus just eat a bird in front of me

"twerking competition between HABIT and observer covered in oil, who's winning?" what will saint peter say to you when your time comes

designing a jeff plushie at 8pm on a thursday evening was not how I anticipated my week

(design obv inspired by ijustwannahavefunn. I'm not selling this shit I'm hand forging this lil mf)

KUGELBOMBED

jaybird or kugel!

16, dec 08

br/eng

he/him

audhd, infp-t

BIG FAT NERD FOR

marble hornets, creepypasta, evangelion, csm, tribetwelve, minecraft, spiderman, sonic, tgcf, mxtx, anything music, deadpool, scooby doo, cowboy bebop, some other junk probably

HOBBIES ?!

bjj, guitar nerd, bass player perchance, gym rat, gardener, artist, writer when i can be bothered, full time yapper

art pookie list to be added to:

@arpichan

HIYA I'm kingfisher or kugel, alt of @kugelblitzzed cause too many irls know it and I fear I STILL have shame (cringe isn't even real shoo go away.) probably most content will remain on my main but this more mini shit posts, life updates + the occasional headcanon. art, rambles, etc stay on main.

the first think my autism riddled 11 year old ass did upon gaining sentience was fixate the fuck out of creepypasta and look at that!!! 4 years later I'm back. just less cringe I'd hope.

I lose my absolute shit for tribetwelve (fuck adam rosner but noah could get it), currently rewatching everymanhybrid and binging nightmind's stuff cause heaven knows i love to ramble about lore.

don't be shy to say hi! I'm so friendly i swear.

who let this freak outta the asylum 💔

look at this goofball I got at a con today.

Homicidal Liu and Jeff The Killer (Woods brothers platonic)

tw: angst, description of past violence, memories.

author's notes: I still hold the opinion that Jeff is a lone killer and he wouldn't become one of the proxies at gunpoint. But I love the Woods brothers too much, so I'm willing to betray my principles for the sake of this story.

Jeff hates that he's here, that he's among the same lunatics that his younger brother is. He hates hearing his voice, he hates feeling his presence, he hates that he survived.

It would have been easier for him to accept that Liu died after his younger brother brutally murdered him, gutted his organs and mutilated his body. It's easier to live with that, because based on that, Jeff can conclude that he's a monster. A bastard who doesn't need family, friends, or an environment, who copes with his ego and endless love of bloodshed. He didn't give a damn about how much it hurt, how his victims squirmed, how they begged him to stop while their faces bled from the pressure and distorted into a grimace of horror at the very sight of Jeff. After all, he didn't even cry when he plunged a blood-soaked knife into his own older brother's flesh for the umpteenth time. He was feeding off of how frantically Liu was trying to defend himself.

But now Jeff has to put up with being human. That it's typical for him to feel sorry, that he's typical to feel uncontrollable, overwhelming pain and despair. His own ego is bursting at the seams at the thought that he is sorry that seeing Liu like this is unbearable. Especially to see how he forgives Jeff, how he tries to get in touch, unobtrusively, carefully, as if Liu was the killer and Jeff was the victim.

Jeff would climb into his own skull, crushing the bone with his own hands, reach into the convolutions with his fingers and pull out the part that responds to regret. He dug into the very core so that he would never feel burdensome fucking guilt again. She makes he sick, she makes he sick. All these years he thought he was a monster, a psychopath. That's true, but is it typical for all of this to feel like you care?

Jeff stumbles into the mansion with a characteristic bang of the door hitting the wall. It was unusual for him to be quiet within these walls. Hedidn't t care who wants to sleep there. He's fucked up, he urgently needs to bury his nose in the pillow without even bothering to undress. It's winter now, and everyone gets sick, and falls into bed, so he wouldn't even think about waking someone up when they're knocked out like babies, but that's if he didn't care.

Clearing his throat, he trudges down the hallway when he notices the flickering firelight from the hall. Gears begin to work in his head despite his fatigue. At such a time, only a few creatures are awake: BEN, but he never stays alone in the mansion, it is typical for him to go to the cyberworld during his vacation; Sally, however, the static is not heard — she has trouble sleeping and sometimes Slenderman stays with her in his arms by the fireplace until the baby falls asleep.

Jeff took a few steps forward, peering into the hall, at first concluding that the fireplace had simply been forgotten to put out, but he notices that the firewood is fresh. At the same moment, he gets an electric shock that makes the hair on his neck stand on end - there's a folded striped scarf on the couch. Jeff hurries to escape, manages to take a few wide hurried steps away from the hall, as a painfully familiar voice is heard behind him, calling his name. Liu looks at his back with a kind of despair. Jeff can feel it.

Why the hell couldn't that bastard sleep-

«Just look at me».

Jeff doesn't even turn around. He stands there rooted to the spot, staring at one point and nervously clutching the handle of a knife in the pocket of his hoodie. He doesn't want to look at the scarred face, doesn't want to remember how his knife so easily split open his older brother's face. In any other setting, Jeff would have considered these scars beautiful just because they're shaped like a smile. The teeth are clenched until they crack somewhere in the skull. Finally Jeff responds with a negative shake of his head. He doesn't hear when Liu gets closer, despite Jeff's enhanced hearing.

«Jeffrey».

«Not today, okay? I'm fucked up, you know where you can find me»

«I'm tired of you avoiding me, too». Jeff makes a hoarse grunt, like it's something he never wanted to hear.

«I wouldn't have had to if you hadn't come here». He raises his voice, glancing over his shoulder at Liu. His heart skips a beat and he immediately turns away. Jeff knew that this conversation would take place, he knew that he would be alone with his brother, and he knew that he would delay this moment to the last drop. Jeff takes a step back, tries to turn away, when Liu walks around him and wraps his arms around his shoulders, almost escapes from the grip and, like a child, rests his chin on his chest just not to look just not to look just not to look-

Liu's arms are wrapped tightly around his body anyway, pressing his face against his lifeless black hair. Jeff's arms fell limply to either side of his body as he stared glassy-eyed through something. He was afraid to hug Liu back. It's scary that this body will incinerate at his touch or crack like a fragile relic. But he was tired, exhausted. He allowed himself to press his forehead slightly against his brother's shoulder, exhaling humbly.

«Aren't you scared?» Jeff asked in a low voice, hoping deep down for a "no" answer, even though he told himself it was absurd.

«I'm scared. It's scary that nothing alive moves in me anymore from someone else's pain, it's scary that we.. strangers».

It was on the tip of his tongue to say, «I'm afraid of what you've become». He's really scared at the thought of his little brother becoming this. Irreparably insane. Liu will never admit to himself that he still feels the same fear that night when he sees Jeff out of the corner of his eye in the corridors of the mansion.

But they're close. They're both scared and they're both in pain.

(Creepypasta X SCP Foundation X Jujutsu Kaisen + Female Reader)pt 2

This was the original update, but then I realized it was too long, but now I'm like, ugh. You Reader should see it.

This is not a chapter of the story. I don't know how to put it. I guess it is a long summary.

Hope you enjoy.

Y/n is a young detective. She graduated high school at a young age, and she took a college test on her first day to graduate. She got the top scores that anyone has ever seen. Her first case was the missing Charlie Matheson JR. It's a cold case. The men didn't want a child to work with them, let alone a female. They made fun of her, for being young, being a female, and for being smart. To shut her up, one of the men gave her a cold case, a missing child.

Y/n toke the case as a challenge. She first went to see the Matheson family. Only to know the father killed himself in a house fire, Diane the mother has moved on from Charlie disappearance, but she never forgot her beloved son.

She believes that he was long dead after 3 years. She asked y/n if Y/n found anything about Charlie or, better yet, Charlie's body, to bring him to Diane. She wishes to give him peace, and y/n was Determine to find Charlie to bring him back to his mother.

Y/n started looking into the case, Charlie disappeared in the woods that happened to be near his home. She started looking at other cases that happened in the woods or around the woods. Y/n was pissed at how many missing children and people went into the woods.

Y/n questions the locals. The locals said that the woods have a supernatural being protecting it. If you look at the woods from above, it looks like it would take 5 days. But walking through the woods would take 22 hours to be on the other side.

Y/n started looking into supernatural stuff and found a lot about supernatural creatures. One of the male detectives gave you a folder that a civilian gave to him. Inside the folder was all the founding about the disappears of Charlie Matheson JR.

That's all I have. I hope you enjoy the read. I don't know if I'll post a chapter or not. I'm still working on how everything would go. How would the other characters in Jujutsu Kaisen would react to Y/n? What about the curse spirits. Who would try to kill her? Who would protect her. Would she make friends with some Jujutsu Sorcerer. Would Geto have her kill.

See so many questions, no answer to them. Yet. Have a Killer day, and I'll see you in the next update. Bye.

(Creepypasta X SCP Foundation X Jujutsu Kaisen + Female Proxy Reader)

Hello, my follow readers. I'm here to give you an update on the story. If you're new here, I'll give you a quick summary.

The summary: Y/n is a proxy that goes by the name Princess. The creepypasta family gets captured by the SCP foundation. Y/n got out and ran all the way to Tokyo. There, Y/n hides what she is, only soon to be taken by Gojo to join the school. Creepypasta are Curse Spirits, and so are the SCP. Creepypasta and SCP take place in America. No Jujutsu Sorcerer in America.

Now for the update.

Okay update

Y/n is a young detective. She graduated high school at a young age, and she took a college test on her first day to graduate. She got the top scores that anyone has ever seen. Her first case was the missing Charlie Matheson JR. It's a cold case.

Y/n took all of her founds about the case and went to get more evidence. She walked in the woods, not knowing she would never come out.

Y/N L/N has gone missing for 15 years. Only to found by the SCP foundation, then taken to the foundation for 2 years only to escape. Running away to Tokyo.

To act normal, she went to high school where Y/n met Yuuij Itadori. To be more normal, she became his friend. At night, Y/n feeds her bloodthirsty by killing curse spirits.

One day, Y/n knew she couldn't hide what she was much longer. Y/n helped Itadori save their club members. Only for it to end with Itadori eaten one of Ryomen Sukuna's fingers. Not look after Gojo showed up. One look at Y/n, he can already tell she was not normal. Besides the marks, he couldn't tell if she was a curse spirit, or she made a deal with a curse spirit.

Y/N got closer with Charlie than the other proxies. She plays video games, she's didn't know how to play but Ben was happy to teach her how to play. Y/n looks to play with the younger Creepypasta.

When Y/n and Toby met for the first time, Y/n knew she didn't like Toby or any of the so-called doctors or science lab workers.

When Y/n met Itadori, she didn't want anything to do with him. Y/N knew that she wouldn't be normal if she didn't have a friend or two. So, Y/n asked Itadori to be her friend, who said yes.

Y/n join a club with Itadori. Y/n uses the club to find curse spirits to kill.

When y/n saw Gojo, y/n knew she was in deep shit. She was questioned, but y/n never gave them an answer. Gojo thought to just kill her, but seeing as y/n is a friend to Itadori. Itadori would not say yes to the offer that Gojo plans to give Itadori.

Ryomen Sukuna would talk to Y/n every time she was in the same room as Itadori. (More like he would pick fun at her). Itadori shut him up really fast. Itadori saw y/n as he's dearest friend.

Ryomen Sukuna doesn't like y/n. The curse energy around y/n, Sukuna could already know who the curse energy belongs to. It's a bit of Surprise that the faceless walker was still alive.

Toby was pissed that y/n got out to who knows where. Toby worked too hard just to have it come down on him by a stupid little curse spirit woman.

Ryomen Sukuna wants to know how to use you.

Gojo wants to know what you are.

Itadori wants you to be safe.

Toby wants to put you back in your cage.

Zalgo wants to use you to finally kill Slenderman.

Slenderman wants you to survive.

You don't know what you want.

That's all I have for this update, I will be back to ask you guys some questions. Have a Killer day. Bye.

Oh yeah, here is a cool edit picture that I did of Female Reader. I don't own the original. I just grabbed a lot of pictures and then edited them to be one.

Question

I need help. Please fandom the Creepypasta, SCP foundation, and Jujutsu Kaisen.

I have come up with the best crossover.

What I need help with.

A book title (I couldn't come up with one)

A love interest for Y/N (someone in Jujutsu Kaisen)

Y/N ex (someone from Creepypasta)

Y/N back story (not how she got Slenderman blood in her, ps She bite one of the tentacles, that's how)

Ticci Toby is in the story, but instead of him being a proxy, he works at the SCP foundation.

The creepypasta fandom theorized that the SCP foundation is in the same AU, I took that idea and ran with it.

The creepypastas and SCPs are Curse Spirits.

The foundation works with the higher ups.

The foundation can be found in America within the story

The story will go back and forth from the Foundation to Jujutsu Kaisen. But the main story will take place more in Jujutsu Kaisen.

I want to make it an X reader

The reader is female. She's a proxy, goes by "Princess." Reader has Slenderman blood in her. The blood isn't activated until she wears her mask. No, she can't Teleport. No, she doesn't have tentacles come out from her back. The only thing she has of Slenderman is healing time. She heals a lot faster than a normal proxy. The creepypasta sees Slenderman as a king, and that's why the killers and other proxies give her the name Princess.

Y/N was in the foundation under the name SCP-Princess. In one of SCP-682 escapes, y/n took the time to find a way out. Once outside of the foundation, she ran all the way to Jujutsu Kaisen to take place (I don't know where that is, I want to say Tokyo, but not sure).

Y/N doesn't age. She does have curse energy, but it's not strong enough to have Jujutsu Sorcerers on her ass. Y/N is a curse spirit, but the energy of her curse doesn't show till she puts on the mask.

A high-level sorcerer can till that y/n made a deal with a strong curse spirit (who happens to be Slenderman, but they don't know that)

Y/n doesn't call him Slenderman. She calls him Master.

Y/n is cold and loyal (only loyal to Slenderman)

Y/n does show some human emotion, but it's rare to see it. (It shows more in front of children)

Because of Slenderman blood in her, she fought the feel to kill humans. Killing Curse spirits helps the feeling. (That and no missing people or mysterious murders going around)

Y/n looks human. Seen she doesn't age, she likes to be 17 or 18. (E/c eyes color h/c hair color s/c skin color) (the mask only changes her eye color)

Y/n acts human to people around her who are not Creepypasta.

Yes, Ryomen Sukuna knows about Slenderman, but he went by a different name back then. (The Faceless Walker)

Ryomen Sukuna did not get the chance to fight Slenderman. (So that would be cool to write about, a fight seen with Ryomen Sukuna vs. Slenderman, but think about it, Ryomen Sukuna would win. Ryomen Sukuna vs. Zalgo. Now that's a fight I want to see)